A 3-word Story

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**ExNoctemNacimur**

of hope and

**snurl**

clarity. He noticed

**YELLOWBLADES**

that a squig

**ExNoctemNacimur**

ate his face

**snurl**

many years ago.

**ExNoctemNacimur**

Sadly diarrhea spurted

**Far Seer**

out of the

**ExNoctemNacimur**

buttocks of Emperor

**Guardsmen Bob**

Creating the fourteenth

**snurl**

member of the

**ExNoctemNacimur**

Norwegian black circle

**Guardsmen Bob**

Batman Impersonating jugglers

**Grey Templar**

with funny shaped

**snurl**

hats and shoes.

**Guardsmen Bob**

To carve a

**ExNoctemNacimur**

bloody swathe through

**snurl**

the super market

**Guardsmen Bob**

that sold the

**Far Seer**

big fat Nurgle's

**Guardsmen Bob**

Used Jockstrap fitter

**ExNoctemNacimur**

filled with pus

**snurl**

in large quantities.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Meanwhile, in Spess...

**Grey Templar**

BOREAL AND HIS

**snurl**

great big ugly

**Chi3f**

son named LOREAL

**Guardsmen Bob**

Played Halo with

**snurl**

real space weapons.

**ExNoctemNacimur**

Loreal then farted

**Guardsmen Bob**

disrupting the Astronomicon