A 3-word Story

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**snurl**

, creating the Necronomicon.

**Guardsmen Bob**

which is stolen

**Lord General Cheese**

By a Snotling

**ExNoctemNacimur**

to become hell's

**snurl**

most vile evil

**ExNoctemNacimur**

demonically powered fungi

**snurl**

ever known to

**Lord General Cheese**

raise a snotling

**Guardsmen Bob**

with epic appendages

**snurl**

from the dead.

**ExNoctemNacimur**

But for the

**snurl**

pity of Bilbo,

**ExNoctemNacimur**

his mother and

**snurl**

their family goat,

**Guardsmen Bob**

he gave it

**snurl**

A good swift

**ExNoctemNacimur**

punch in the

**snurl**

few remaining teeth.

**wolfmerc**

and doubled over.

**ExNoctemNacimur**

The thread necromancer

**snurl**

has struck again.

**Da Kommizzar**

Meanwhile at McDonald's

**Far Seer**

Poopy and Pissy

**snurl**

are vulgar choices

**Da Kommizzar**

for young Ape-monkeys.

**snurl**

to post in

**Da Kommizzar**

on this thread

**Far Seer**

of red wool

**snurl**

and high standards.

**wolfmerc**

when i post,