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**SwanCo**

Just wondering, did anyone else find it sad when you learned that you couldn't kill everyone with the level 0 "create water" spell by casting it inside of NPC's? (DnD) after all, 2 gallons of water in your blood strem would kill any normal sized creature relatively quickly wouldn't it?

**KingCracker**

uh... what?

**SwanCo**

ya i edited the message...this would be about clericsa in DnD

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Oh you should try working out a solid plan to dominate a Daemonic Sword, only to have the plan fail for you (despite having far and away the largest store of Willpower in the group, by a good 3 dots) just for exactly the same plan to work for the bint your storyteller is trying to knob. And not only work perfectly, but effortlessly.

THAT is annoying.

**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

No, but I was rather overjoyed to find that Prestidigitation makes even the most poisonous food in the world look tasty and delicious

Cantrip otk FTW!

Also, who needs that when Blade of Blood gives you a bonus 3d6 damage and is a level one spell? My level 1 Clerics tended to deal more damage than allied Barbarians.

**mattyrm**

Gary Gyax died recently, he failed a saving throw against Cholestorol.

**SwanCo**

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Oh you should try working out a solid plan to dominate a Daemonic Sword, only to have the plan fail for you (despite having far and away the largest store of Willpower in the group, by a good 3 dots) just for exactly the same plan to work for the bint your storyteller is trying to knob. And not only work perfectly, but effortlessly.

THAT is annoying.

wow that just sounds horrible...
without even thinking about it once i put a holy and an unholy augment on my weapon and my DM being a jerk (since i just spent like 3498562387456239847563g on the augments) said that the holy/unholyness of the weapon ended up ripping my weapon into little pieces and foorming a black hole b/c the powers counteracted. my group died. they all hate me b/c we spent about 2 weeks playing that campeign before hand and were almost doen when the "black hole" appeared

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Oh and it gets even worse when the entire 8 month Chronicle, all designed to get the Storyteller into said bints knickers (an effort which failed. Haha!) involved two of the characters (one of them being mine) basically spending every session getting the poop kicked out of them, because the Storyteller decided the bint could do not wrong, and for some bizarre reason allowed one of the other players to mercilessly stab everyone else in the back. Even when I'd blatantly rumbled his entire plan within the first three sessions. And of course, when I finally get to lay some highly righteous smiting on him, his character suddenly 'finds his missing half' and doubles in power, conveniently rendering my retribution ineffectual.

At that point, having had enough of my character never actually being allowed to do anything, I stood up from the table, made it clear to the Storyteller exactly what I thought of him, and fethed off home.

My Daemon was brought on board as a linguist. And the backstabber was then given a power which allowed him to translate/understand any language whatsoever. So the point of my character was once again relegated to meatshield, even though my stats most definitely were not combat oriented.

**malfred**

Cadderly vs. his wizard father.

Father starts to cast a spell.

Cadderly casts Command Word: Sneeze.

Spell fails. Lol.

**SwanCo**

-sigh-
i like to imagine kobolds crying water not because the are sad, but because there are to gallons of water in its cerebral cavity...

**Necros**

Wizardry was better, cuz your bishop could identify #9 and get 100,000,000 xp.

**lord_blackfang**

I'm more of a FUDGE/FATE man, myself.

**SwanCo**

when it doesnt comes to non-combat and more roleplaying on campeigns i must say that bards are my favorite...as useless as they seem, you get one up to 20 charisma they are sooo much fun

**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

I just recently got addicted to my Beguiler

I always thought they would suck, but they're the social equivalent of Vampires in a WoD game.

**SwanCo**

if the DM allows you to play races from the monster manuals then the 2 "gith" races make fantastic monks and warriors which both make for a great fun time and an interesting mix in the group

**Ahtman**

Are we talking about the flawed previous editions or the superior 4th Edition?

Spoiler:

**SwanCo**

previous edition...i've put my money into warhammer recently and havent invested in 4th edition yet