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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/13 03:26:41
Subject: I just ate 7, correction, EIGHT packs of Chewing Gum
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Discuss!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/13 04:25:54
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/13 03:56:10
Subject: I just ate 7 packs of Chewing Gum
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Fixture of Dakka
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Or don't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/13 03:56:57
Subject: I just ate 7 packs of Chewing Gum
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I bet I could eat 8!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/13 04:00:14
Subject: I just ate 7 packs of Chewing Gum
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Solahma
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You ate them?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/13 04:06:19
Subject: I just ate 7 packs of Chewing Gum
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Fixture of Dakka
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If you swallow a piece of gum on average it takes seven years to digest. There is the documented case of a young man whom ate a packet of popping rocks then guzzled a Mountain Dew... It blew out his lower intestines.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/13 04:09:32
Subject: I just ate 7 packs of Chewing Gum
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Green Blow Fly wrote:If you swallow a piece of gum on average it takes seven years to digest. There is the documented case of a young man whom ate a packet of popping rocks then guzzled a Mountain Dew... It blew out his lower intestines. G I can't find anything on this supposed "Documented Case"(unless you're referring to the 5 year old who had a large buildup from gas from the Shrek themed ice cream with pop rocks in it, which is the ONLY documented ER visit caused by Pop Rocks*). Do you have a link for info on it? All evidence regarding them interacting proves that legend to be false. *: "In 2001, a Baskin-Robbins promotion brought the candy back into the limelight. "Shrek Swirl," a concoction of grape and sour apple sherbet riddled with tiny Pop Rocks, appeared as a tie-in to the insanely popular film from Universal (GE). Pop Rocks A little while after eating a scoop, however, a 5-year old California girl woke up from her nap screaming in pain. The Pop Rocks had only begun to react during the digestion process. Doctors, who claimed the candies must have caused this painful buildup of air, had to put a tube in her belly to remove the gas. When the company refused to take the product out of stores -- since this was the first and only case of a Pop Rocks-related ER visit -- the girl’s family decided to sue. Unsurprisingly, they lost, and the flavor was brought back in 2004 to coincide with Shrek 2."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/13 04:13:35
Subject: I just ate 7 packs of Chewing Gum
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Solahma
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This thread is some sort of trap, right? You're making a point or something? Where's Orkeo when I need him?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/13 04:16:56
Subject: I just ate 7 packs of Chewing Gum
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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i hope when you pass gas you blow a bubble.
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/13 04:24:45
Subject: Re:I just ate 7 packs of Chewing Gum
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Battleship Captain
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Wow the OT has really gotten weird lately hasn't it?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/13 04:25:30
Subject: I just ate 7 packs of Chewing Gum
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Platuan4th wrote:I bet I could eat 8!
I just did! YAY!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/13 04:26:10
Subject: I just ate 7 packs of Chewing Gum
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The Hammer of Witches
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Green Blow Fly wrote:If you swallow a piece of gum on average it takes seven years to digest.
Of course while it might indeed take seven year to digest a piece of gum, the fact that it will only be in your body, on average, 22 hours before you shoot it out the other end renders that fact pretty much irrelevant.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/13 04:29:22
Subject: I just ate 7 packs of Chewing Gum
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Bookwrack wrote:Green Blow Fly wrote:If you swallow a piece of gum on average it takes seven years to digest.
Of course while it might indeed take seven year to digest a piece of gum, the fact that it will only be in your body, on average, 22 hours before you shoot it out the other end renders that fact pretty much irrelevant.
What I want to know is... how did they work out it takes 7 years to digest?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/13 04:29:52
Subject: I just ate 7, correction, EIGHT packs of Chewing Gum
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Fixture of Dakka
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If Gwar really aet seven packs he will be gaking hard bricks for the next 49 years. Painful just to think about.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/13 04:39:31
Subject: I just ate 7 packs of Chewing Gum
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The Hammer of Witches
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Gwar! wrote:Bookwrack wrote:Green Blow Fly wrote:If you swallow a piece of gum on average it takes seven years to digest.
Of course while it might indeed take seven year to digest a piece of gum, the fact that it will only be in your body, on average, 22 hours before you shoot it out the other end renders that fact pretty much irrelevant.
What I want to know is... how did they work out it takes 7 years to digest?
"Out of sheer curiosity, we will take this piece of ABC gum and submerge it in gently agitated hydrochloric acid for a couple of weeks, and see how much of it's mass has been dissolved in that time. From there, we will extrapolate how long it would take to dissolve completely."
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