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2010/02/07 16:00:15
Subject: You know when you play too little 40K when....
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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In the shadow of it's antonym I present this thread.
1.When you ask what is a dice,
2.When you wonder why are Ultramarines so popular,
3.When you don't which company makes 40k,
A few examples.
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 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/02/07 17:12:30
Subject: You know when you play too little 40K when....
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Dangerous Skeleton Champion
Canada
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When you've never had a model break
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2010/02/07 17:29:34
Subject: You know when you play too little 40K when....
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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When you and your girlfriend/wife aren't always argueing over spending to much money on "Those damn plastic men".
When you actually HAVE a girlfriend/wife.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
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<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/02/07 17:38:12
Subject: You know when you play too little 40K when....
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
Pat that askala, O-H-I hate this stupid state
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When you go to roll 15 dice and think i will never roll this many armor saves again.
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Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, its just a freight train coming your way! 
 Thousand Sons 10000
  Grey knights 3000
 Sisters of battle 3000
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2010/02/07 17:49:12
Subject: You know when you play too little 40K when....
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Never-Miss Nightwing Pilot
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You think games workshop is a video game shop.
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"The stars themselves once lived and died at our command yet you still dare oppose our will. "-Farseer Mirehn Biellann
Armies at 'The Stand-still Point':
Cap'n Waaagggh's warband (Fantasy Orcs)  2250pts. Waaagghhh! in full flow... W-D-L=10-3-3
Hive Fleet Leviathan Strand 1500pts. W-D-L=7-1-2 Nom.
Eldar armies of various sizes  W-D-L 26-6-3
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2010/02/07 17:56:12
Subject: Re:You know when you play too little 40K when....
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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When you think that GW prices are cheap. 
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/02/07 18:02:45
Subject: You know when you play too little 40K when....
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Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte
Around Montreal
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When someone says Space Marine and you think Starship Trooper.
When you think Dawn of War copied Starcraft.
When you spell ork with a 'c'.
When someone says Eldar and you think Tolkien Elf (also found in the "you read to much Tolkien" category).
When you think a Space Marine Chapter refers to a chapter in a book titled Space Marine.
When you think a Bolter shoots bolts of lightning.
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Kill the Heretic! Burn the Witch! Purge the Unclean! Exterminate the Mutant! Eviscerate the Traitor! Pwn the Noobs! |
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2010/02/07 18:33:58
Subject: You know when you play too little 40K when....
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Using Inks and Washes
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when you think WTH I am doing with all this crap in my modelling room when I never play any more because I dislike the rules so much and sell it and move onto another hobby.
Oh, was this post meant to be funny stories and observations and not real life?
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2014 will be the year of zero GW purchases. Kneadite instead of GS, no paints or models. 2014 will be the year I finally make the move to military models and away from miniature games. |
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2010/02/07 18:50:16
Subject: You know when you play too little 40K when....
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RogueSangre
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You wonder how the hell you got onto this website...
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2010/02/07 18:54:06
Subject: You know when you play too little 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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when you think the space marines copied halo 3.
When you play other games.
WHEN YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THE F---ING GAME!
When you wonder why this painters are so good at playing in games and painting.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/02/07 20:04:55
Subject: You know when you play too little 40K when....
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Brigadier General
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When it makes perfect sense to you that plastic and metal models should cost the same.
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2010/02/07 21:06:21
Subject: You know when you play too little 40K when....
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Chaos Space Marine dedicated to Slaanesh
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1. when you ask what a DIE is.
when dakka is your 'hobby time'
when BOLS is gospel to you. lol
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2010/02/07 22:01:01
Subject: Re:You know when you play too little 40K when....
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Fresh-Faced New User
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when you begin rolling your dices to check if some unit could beat another!
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2010/02/07 22:56:35
Subject: Re:You know when you play too little 40K when....
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Regular Dakkanaut
wherever your socks are
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When you have a 1500pt army the correct codex and the big rule book. But have not played a single game with them
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Too many people think only of their own profit. But business opportunity seldom knocks on the door of self-centered people. No customer ever goes to a store merely to please the storekeeper.
Kazuo Inamori
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.
Blaise Pascal
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2010/02/07 23:18:52
Subject: You know when you play too little 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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You aren't dexterous enough to hold a pen, let alone a paintbrush.
L. Wrex
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