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The "Texan Flashlight".

...Words fail me.

"Man, that is a weird looking flashlight... hmm... OH SNAP! A FREAKING SUB-MACHINE GUN!!!"

That was awesome, chin-beard and all.

Magpul is really cool company.

Look here, and here.

Though this design was originally a Eugene Stoner work.

Better that then a Texas Fleshlight.

"We grow em' big..."

Put in in your back pocket and when "It get's nasty...get down bid'ness"

Me likey...I'll take one.


GG

What, you mean there are folks that don't walk the dog without full auto weaponry?

Commander Endova wrote:What, you mean there are folks that don't walk the dog without full auto weaponry?

LOL!!!

Outside of Texas.....yes.
GG

Not all Texans have guns. That's what neighbors are for

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Not all Texans have guns. That's what neighbors are for

Only the ones that live in the Austin metro area. But they are all from California anyway.

EDIT:
1. I saw this on the Miltary channel or something. very cool.
2. Its illegal to have an unlicensed Class 3 weapon (aka automatic). Texans have a preference for large caliber handguns, shotguns, and rifles.

When it gets nasty you can get down to business?

Where the hell do you guys walk your dogs anyway?!

They walk their dogs on the border of Mexico, which has now extended itself well into Texas. I can see their reasoning... .

Have you seen our roaches? Our roaches can eat goats and young cattle. Don't even get me started on the mosquitoes. Big as canaries here.

We have to be armed.

WTF! Seriously , who needs a SMG when walking your dog? I suppose if you live in Baghdad or Mogadishu but not in Francklin Texas?

Anshal wrote:WTF! Seriously , who needs a SMG when walking your dog? I suppose if you live in Baghdad or Mogadishu but not in Francklin Texas?

Of course you need a submachine gun when walking your dog. What are you going to carry, a Bofors heavy machine gun? Come on people lets be practical.

that is awesome. just replace the flashlight with a laserpointer.

You just need to get a harnass for your dog which allows you to mount a heavy machine gun.

See now thats executive thinking SilverMK2. I predict you will go far.

Am i the only one scared of frazzled?

Yes.

Frzz doesn't have a dog, he's got a Krootox

SilverMK2 wrote:You just need to get a harnass for your dog which allows you to mount a heavy machine gun.

*back to my thread about having a personal guard pet* See if my idea for raising attack grizzlies, they could EASILY carry a heavy machine gun on said harness. Damn I need to start a business with this in mind and STAT! Taking ideas on the companies name starting NAOW

garret wrote:Am i the only one scared of frazzled?

Yea pretty much. My wife, dogs, and kids certainly aren't.


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agnosto wrote:Frzz doesn't have a dog, he is a Krootox

Corrected your typo.


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KingCracker wrote:

SilverMK2 wrote:You just need to get a harnass for your dog which allows you to mount a heavy machine gun.

*back to my thread about having a personal guard pet* See if my idea for raising attack grizzlies, they could EASILY carry a heavy machine gun on said harness. Damn I need to start a business with this in mind and STAT! Taking ideas on the companies name starting NAOW

They tried that nearly a hundred years ago. thats how we got California.


There was a movement to give them chainsaws but the UN declared it a war cime to have chainsaw bears so the plan was discontinued.

The Belgian Army used dog towed machine-guns in World War 1.

See thats what happens when you drink good beer.

How did they do? Well, I presume.

I wish I had good beer.

That's cool gak. Too bad they weren't going to be produced. I'd get one.

agnosto wrote:I wish I had good beer.

Yep and I don't even like beer. But you can't go wrong with good beer (unlike haggis and Liechenstein).

We don't have good beer up here, just 3.2 water.

yes. On my first trip to Canada I was shocked to discover what good beer was like. Unfortunately the whole experience was spoiled by all those redcoats taking shots at us...