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Elton John is claiming Jesus was Gay

So, before the more nutty members of soceity get hold of this, I thought we might like to lampoon Mr Dwight, for clearly being a Fruity old Fruitcake who, despite in the same article claims that 'Fame attracts nutters' manages to make himself sound just as nutty as those he claims to fear.

He had a beard, just like Elton used to. Maybe there's been some confusion.

No no no. Totally different kind of beard. And to be honest, where Reg Dwight is concerned, it was never that good a secret exactly who chose the curtains in his marriage. Always been more than a little blatant he was good with colours.

Oh, Gawd Bless Dame Elton, that crazy queen.

He's nuts in that truly eccentric British way where it's impossible to be offended by it.

I dunno. I can think of far better English eccentrics....

God I cannot wait to read the Westboro webpage following this. £10 says they declare a Jihad on him! And £20 says Mr Phelp's head will asplode in misplaced homophobic rage!

Westboro? That's Fred Phelps and his band of witch bags, right?

Edit to censor. Apparently a certain compound word avoids the dakka filter.

That's the one!

Pastor Fred, he wishes Gay's dead.

Fruitloop that one. And just know he's so far in the closet he has rental accomodation in Narnia.

Yeah, I avoid giving too many political opinions on dakka (fark is more fun), but I sincerely wish Fruitloop Fred and his whole mob of donkey-caves die in a firel one day soon.


(I'm insanely liberal on gay rights, but I belong to a fairly fundie Christian church. The cognitive dissonance is staggering)

Meh, each to their own is my life maxim. If it doesn't hurt me or the ones I care about in the world, knock yourself out. Even if it's illegal. Just don't whinge when you get caught.

The more men that fancy other men.
The more women for the rest of us.

loki old fart wrote:The more men that fancy other men.
The more women for the rest of us.

You can have em

I agree with chappers, i think Elton John is a total fruitcake, and he is kinda annoying, but at the same time, i cant hate the guy. Mr Phelps i can happily hate however. The mans a hatemonger himself so i can toss some loathing in his direction quite happily. And regards Jesus being a fruit himself, well, being as the church purposely omitted any and all references to him being in anyway sexually active, its impossible to say either way. I have read amusing articles on this subject, and an Ozzie student recieved government funding to look into it. Many historians think he was ragging Mary, and some dont think he was a real guy at all. The point is, its impossible to prove either way, but i bet the church would happily pull a U-turn and admit he may have been banging Mary if some evidence is uncovered that he was banging Mark! :-)

In the interview, the singer also said he did not like being a celebrity any more because "fame attracts lunatics".

"Princess Diana, Gianni Versace, John Lennon, Michael Jackson, all dead. Two of them shot outside their houses. None of this would have happened if they hadn't been famous. I never had a bodyguard, ever, until Gianni died," he said.

The number of celebrities shot by fans compared to the number that were not seems to skew his argument a bit. In fact, I can think several non-famous people who have been shot. Wait, does he know that non-celebrities can die as well, often in unfortunate ways? That might explain it.

Fame attracts lunatics? Yes, mostly other celebrities.

I'm noticing that Elton John likes to say something stupid every couple years.

I wonder what his next "controversy" will be?

Monster Rain wrote:I'm noticing that Elton John likes to say something stupid every couple years.

I wonder what his next "controversy" will be?

That he's shagged Katie Price? Well everyone else has...

He's having Peter Andre's lovechild?

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:He's having Peter Andre's lovechild?

That would be one fething ugly child.

Can't get any worse than that THING he produced with old Thick Tits, surely?

Her first one wasn't much of a looker either really.

So it seems fugly children are now the wages of sin?

Awww, that's a bit harsh


But it does seem like someone is saying to her: 'Don't reproduce, whatever you do'. Have you SEEN the clip of her OTHER kids?

Harvey's the looker of the bunch. Poor little bugger.

Better looking than his mum anyway...

Jordan/Katie Price pic:

she had her moments (but I can't post most of those on dakka for reasons of nippleage) but as is the fate of everyone initially famous for their looks, it all goes pear-shaped* very very quickly


*was going to say tits-up, but considering the subject...

chaplaingrabthar wrote:Jordan/Katie Price pic:

she had her moments (but I can't post most of those on dakka for reasons of nippleage) but as is the fate of everyone initially famous for their looks, it all goes pear-shaped* very very quickly


*was going to say tits-up, but considering the subject...

I'd say pair shaped. (groan),

Blackadder