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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

So I bought my son the nerf axe and long sword. I have to say these things are AWESOME! I find myself playing with him just to beat everyone up with a sword. Anyone else play around with these things? At the very least they look like they could be used in a L.A.R.P.
   
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

Swords need a nerf. They're way too overpowered.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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USe them at LARP, and prepare to be laughed at.

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Laughed at, while I SMITE THEE!!......... did....did I say it right? I dunno LARPING isnt my thing

Child abuse is where its at though folks

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Storm Trooper with Maglight




Greenville, South Cacky-Lacky

LARP'ers actually laugh at other people?

...Wow.

Alles klar, eh, Kommissar? 
   
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KingCracker wrote:Laughed at, while I SMITE THEE!!......... did....did I say it right? I dunno LARPING isnt my thing

Child abuse is where its at though folks


Nah, we just tend to swear a lot and try our best to pick fights.

And yes, we do laugh at people, such as Beavis Daemons (The famous 'Lightning Bolt' video would be Beavis Daemons, namely people in unconvincing outfits, with no clue)

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Oh MAN that lightning bolt video is HILL AIR E US!!!!
   
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Executing Exarch






Odenton, MD

You can make a lot better weapons out of pipe insulation and PVC or fiber glass rods.

Google search for Boffers.
   
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Auspicious Skink Shaman





Mississauga, Ontario, Canada

Aren't nerf swords like $20? That's a LOT of money for a piece of plastic wrapped in styrofoam lol

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bsohi wrote:Aren't nerf swords like $20? That's a LOT of money for a piece of plastic wrapped in styrofoam lol


You should see the ones sold at gaming conventions.

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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant







Nerf is always awesome. no matter how old you are.

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Commissar Molotov wrote:LARP'ers actually laugh at other people?

...Wow.

Im confused as well o_o

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Fireknife Shas'el






Richmond, VA

I like the nerf sniper rifle and chain guns. If I'm beating my kids with toy swords, it's gonna be a light saber

 
   
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I actually have the LMG. It's so freaking awesome.
   
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Auspicious Skink Shaman





Mississauga, Ontario, Canada

I got a nerf n-strike rifle thingy for christmas lol... I'm 22 years old, and my woman thought it'd be the best gift for me........ She knows me so well.

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Executing Exarch






Dallas, TX

The 5th Edition Nerf Sword is much more balanced then the 4th Edition one...that was broken...

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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:USe them at LARP, and prepare to be laughed at.


LARP and prepare to be laughed at!
   
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RogueSangre






I can't wait until my little brother turns like 5 so I can buy him his first Nerf gun and train him to take over the neighborhood with guerrilla warfare.

   
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Commander Endova wrote:I can't wait until my little brother turns like 5 so I can buy him his first Nerf gun and train him to take over the neighborhood with guerrilla warfare.

+1 !!

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Dreadwinter wrote:
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:USe them at LARP, and prepare to be laughed at.


LARP and prepare to be laughed at!


Yes. Indeed. A long weekend of camping, drinking, fighting and girls. What could possibly be geekier than that.... Oh yeah! Not being interested in a long weekend of camping, drinking, fighting and whoring.

Don't knock it until you've tried it. So much fun!

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Bristol uk

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Dreadwinter wrote:
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:USe them at LARP, and prepare to be laughed at.


LARP and prepare to be laughed at!


Yes. Indeed. A long weekend of camping, drinking, fighting and girls. What could possibly be geekier than that.... Oh yeah! Not being interested in a long weekend of camping, drinking, fighting and whoring.

Don't knock it until you've tried it. So much fun!



Your experience of LARPING very different from mine.

They dont call me Garybrandy for nothing!


how is it off topic? we hardly know what the topic even is!

 
   
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Plastictrees



UK

Wait, so whats 'nerf'?

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Bristol uk

Wikipedia.......

They dont call me Garybrandy for nothing!


how is it off topic? we hardly know what the topic even is!

 
   
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant







seemed apporpriate.


-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
 
   
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Bristol uk

garret wrote:seemed apporpriate.





Good vid that is.

They dont call me Garybrandy for nothing!


how is it off topic? we hardly know what the topic even is!

 
   
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought





UK

Yeah I like my nephews toy weapons, and im 30. Violent Toys are the gak these days.

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Bristol uk

The NERF longshot that gun is the balls...

Toy Lightsabers as well the big £50 jobs with the fibreglass blade...

They dont call me Garybrandy for nothing!


how is it off topic? we hardly know what the topic even is!

 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Yea my son has a ton of lightsabers as well. But uh, hes not a good shot, and Ive taken to many ball hits in my time. Nerf RULES! I also got the super awesome chain gun for xmas from the wife. My house turns into a warzone at least twice a week
   
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Adolescent Youth with Potential




Australia

I got me the recon Nerf gun. it is my favorite toy ever.
pair it up with the night vision goggles I got with modern warfare 2, and my cat hasn't been doing much sleeping lately...

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BOSS_PIMPALOTZ wrote:
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Dreadwinter wrote:
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:USe them at LARP, and prepare to be laughed at.


LARP and prepare to be laughed at!


Yes. Indeed. A long weekend of camping, drinking, fighting and girls. What could possibly be geekier than that.... Oh yeah! Not being interested in a long weekend of camping, drinking, fighting and whoring.

Don't knock it until you've tried it. So much fun!



Your experience of LARPING very different from mine.


Depends on if you're doing LARP like in the WOD (Vampire) style, where combat is resolved with rock-paper-scissors, or NERO style where combat is resolved by... hitting the other guy with what is basically a padded length of PVC pipe or fiberglass.

And then there's those of us who dispense with the roleplaying all together and just focus on the hitting...

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