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So I bought my son the nerf axe and long sword. I have to say these things are AWESOME! I find myself playing with him just to beat everyone up with a sword. Anyone else play around with these things? At the very least they look like they could be used in a L.A.R.P.
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
KingCracker wrote:Laughed at, while I SMITE THEE!!......... did....did I say it right? I dunno LARPING isnt my thing
Child abuse is where its at though folks
Nah, we just tend to swear a lot and try our best to pick fights.
And yes, we do laugh at people, such as Beavis Daemons (The famous 'Lightning Bolt' video would be Beavis Daemons, namely people in unconvincing outfits, with no clue)
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I got a nerf n-strike rifle thingy for christmas lol... I'm 22 years old, and my woman thought it'd be the best gift for me........ She knows me so well.
The 5th Edition Nerf Sword is much more balanced then the 4th Edition one...that was broken...
DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+ How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
-Illeix
I can't wait until my little brother turns like 5 so I can buy him his first Nerf gun and train him to take over the neighborhood with guerrilla warfare.
Commander Endova wrote:I can't wait until my little brother turns like 5 so I can buy him his first Nerf gun and train him to take over the neighborhood with guerrilla warfare.
+1 !!
Melissia wrote:How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
6, 1 techpriest and 5 tacticals that stand around trying to pose like badasses.
agroszkiewicz wrote: Rawr, chaosy magic and tentacle porn!
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:USe them at LARP, and prepare to be laughed at.
LARP and prepare to be laughed at!
Yes. Indeed. A long weekend of camping, drinking, fighting and girls. What could possibly be geekier than that.... Oh yeah! Not being interested in a long weekend of camping, drinking, fighting and whoring.
Don't knock it until you've tried it. So much fun!
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:USe them at LARP, and prepare to be laughed at.
LARP and prepare to be laughed at!
Yes. Indeed. A long weekend of camping, drinking, fighting and girls. What could possibly be geekier than that.... Oh yeah! Not being interested in a long weekend of camping, drinking, fighting and whoring.
Don't knock it until you've tried it. So much fun!
Your experience of LARPING very different from mine.
They dont call me Garybrandy for nothing!
how is it off topic? we hardly know what the topic even is!
Yeah I like my nephews toy weapons, and im 30. Violent Toys are the gak these days.
We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
Yea my son has a ton of lightsabers as well. But uh, hes not a good shot, and Ive taken to many ball hits in my time. Nerf RULES! I also got the super awesome chain gun for xmas from the wife. My house turns into a warzone at least twice a week
I got me the recon Nerf gun. it is my favorite toy ever.
pair it up with the night vision goggles I got with modern warfare 2, and my cat hasn't been doing much sleeping lately...
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:USe them at LARP, and prepare to be laughed at.
LARP and prepare to be laughed at!
Yes. Indeed. A long weekend of camping, drinking, fighting and girls. What could possibly be geekier than that.... Oh yeah! Not being interested in a long weekend of camping, drinking, fighting and whoring.
Don't knock it until you've tried it. So much fun!
Your experience of LARPING very different from mine.
Depends on if you're doing LARP like in the WOD (Vampire) style, where combat is resolved with rock-paper-scissors, or NERO style where combat is resolved by... hitting the other guy with what is basically a padded length of PVC pipe or fiberglass.
And then there's those of us who dispense with the roleplaying all together and just focus on the hitting...