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Hey folks!

In another lifetime, I was a minor internet celebrity, and had a parody album about an MMO I used to play (Eve Online) with 1,000,000+ downloads combined between my songs. I've decided to apply my humor to Warhammer 40k, which is my new hobby (and a good part of the reason I lost interest in Eve Online). Over the coming months and years, this thread will grow and expand as I post more music. I'll never claim to be the greatest vocal artist, but I do have humor on my side, and if it makes you laugh, that's good enough for me. Lyrics for all songs are in the third post in the thread. If you like or laugh, please post!

Track 1: Stinky Gamer: Released March 07, 2010
Track 2: Dice Dice Baby: Released March 10, 2010

In Progress:
Track 3: 40k is for Nerds
Track 4: Dark Eldar Days

If you're interested in other music I've made, try this on. Eve Parodies

Stinky Gamer notes
With that said, here's my first recording. I'm fighting bronchitis, and so it isn't the best I could ever do, but it will do for now. Listen and laugh, and let me know what you think. Where I'm hosting the files at kinda sucks, so if you have better ideas, lemme know. A quicktime window will open on your browser, or you can download it.

Dice Dice Baby
I've always like rapping more than singing for parodies because I don't have to worry about being in tune. I probably shouldn't have started my parody thread with a song, and especially not while sick (which I still am), but you take inspiration when it comes and roll with it.

reserved for more funnies

That's my wife by the way - she also sings in some of our parodies. Like this one: Big Big Noob

Lyrics to all songs included here so that you can sing along! All songs are written, produced, performed, recorded, mangled, released, and regretted by Dashofpepper with sometimes input and inspiration from his wife Dodiez.

Stinky Gamer

You say your mom did laundry yesterday
Then how did that food stain stay
You got it there last Saturday
You say you use a stick of deodorant
Before you come to a tournament
But I know that's just not true.

And I said what about a sign on the store door
No shirt no shoes no shower no service
And I think we'd all appreciate your help
To stop being such a stinky gamer

You say that fuzz in your teeth isn't mold
You didn't change socks cause you're cold
That stench around you is someone else

So what now? Am I supposed to call you out?
You smell like a month old brussel sprout.
Why do you hate soap so much?

And I said what about a sign on the store door
No shirt no shoes no shower no service
And I think we'd all appreciate your help
To stop being such a stinky gamer

You say you brush and floss for tournaments
You need a box of breathmints
I gag whenever you talk to me
You say your mom did laundry yesterday
Then how did that food stay stay
You got it there last Saturday

And I said what about a sign on the store door
No shirt no shoes no shower no service
And I think we'd all appreciate your help
To stop being such a stinky gamer

And I said what about a sign on the store door
No shirt no shoes no shower no service
And I think we'd all appreciate your help
To stop being such a stinky gamer



Dice Dice Baby

Yo Dakka Dakka - this is some white nerd rap; lets kick it

Dice Dice Baby baby (x2)

Stop what you're doing and LISTEN
Dash is back with my brand new INVENTION
Dice cup, fill it up to the top
Shake it left, shake it right turn it over let 'em drop
WILL IT EVER STOP no, I don't think so
I roll so many dice that my fingers almost glow.
To the extreme I roll a 6+ armor save
110 dice send your models to an early grave
DANCE around the table and nerd rage
Like the time that you missed N'sync backstage
Deadly I'm talking about my dice hand
You better pack up and go back to playing rock band
If you wanna run away you better lose WEIGHT
Or you better bring friends cuz Dash don't PLAY
If there was a problem yo I'll fix it
With a flick of my wrist while we D6 it.

Dice Dice Baby...I got some Dice Dice Baby
(x4)

Now that the game is JUMPIN'
Counting up my hits cuz my guns are PUMPIN'
Quick to the point here's my point no FAKIN
I'm beating you so hard your manbra is shaking
Dodging your hits cuz my dice are nimble
while you're praying to your chaos symbol
Dangerous, like Ghazghkull Thraka
Startin' his Waaaugh! screaming more dakka dakka!
ROLLIN' a handfull of D6
Gold-plated dice with chrome pips just for kicks
Other player's standing there, hasn't even got a prayer
DID YOU STOP? Hell no! All's fair
Grimdark! The 41st millenium
Thought begets heresy, mercys for the weak chum
Dangerous terrain rolls, passed without a single one
Cruisin' down the board like its BEACHFRONT AVENUE

TFGs are looking a dumb clown
Using loaded dice and they're still getting beat down
JEALOUS cuz they don't got a clue
Taking their models off the table when I'm through
READY to bring about their downfall
Like Chris Farley ODing EIGHT BALL
Dudes come to dakka and post some troll-bait
Its far past time for me to go set 'em straight

FALLING down a level to smack back
Making an attack, they're about to get fat jacked
All's going well till someone drops the F-bomb
I fire back, and suddenly its Vietnam
POLICE ON THE SCENE - Dakka's moderators
nuking them trolls like chaos obliterators
If there was a problem yo I'll fix it
With a flick of my wrist while we D6 it.

Dice Dice Baby...I got some Dice Dice Baby
(x4)

Take heed I rhyme like a POET
A lyrical nerd in case you didn't KNOW IT
40k like I got no life
Which explains why I got any angry wife
But I got mad dice-rollin' SKILLS (SPILL)
So leet you can't know how it FEELs
L to the Lizzle double E T tizzle
Fo rizzle my nizzle leet skills fo shizzle

Witness! My lyrics stick like glue they said don't quit your day job
and I said screw you so fast they all said damn.
White dudes can rap look at Eminem and Ice man
Keep my composure when its time to get loose
I throw down my dice and get me some crunk juice
If there was a problem yo I'll fix it
With a flick my my wrist while we D6 it

Dice Dice baby I got some
Dice Dice baby (oh-oh) We roll some
Dice Dice baby Lets roll some
Dice Dice baby I got some dice
Word to my fellow 40k nerds
Dice Dice baby too cold
Dice Dice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Dice Dice baby

Holy Crap it's Curzon Dax from EvE!!!!!

Gwar! officially decrees that you (Yes, that means you, ADRIAN!) to DL this music NOW!

Freakin' had to fix the folder it was uploaded to. ><

I will listen to this tomorrow, my wife is sitting a few feet away right now and we have different senses of humor . Until I find out what yours is, that's the safest route.

Cool that you wife posts on here AND sings in your parodies (and plays 40k). That's a triple-threat

>D I am absolutely in stitches from Big Big Noob. Oh man...oooh I need to breathe. I need moar! MOAR I SAY!

New song added, also added lyrics to my section set aside for them.

Oh shizzle, Dash be the newest white rappa yo!

Made me laugh though

Dice Dice Baby is awesome. You are very obviously white, though! lol You gotta sound angry like Vanilla, or its just not the same!

Okay, and I want to know what the act of "fat jacking" is.

(as in)
"Making an attack, they're about to get fat jacked "


It sounds violent, and I'd like to perform it properly on the next TFG I find.

Gwar! my name is actualy is Adrian but i do want to download this music

Yeah, another excellent song by DoP. I cannot wait to hear the Avenue Q parody

GeneralRetreat wrote:Dice Dice Baby is awesome. You are very obviously white, though! lol You gotta sound angry like Vanilla, or its just not the same!

Okay, and I want to know what the act of "fat jacking" is.

It sounds violent, and I'd like to perform it properly on the next TFG I find.

This is referring to a forum post where you "pwn" somebody so badly that other people chime in to lol at the person you're doing it to, and to ask them if they're butt-hurt yet. If I were black, I'd say "served."

I know this is off-topic, and I apologize, I'll try to rescue it right at the end.

This is a comedy a capella number called "Nun Fight" performed by Paul & Storm. When I first heard this, thanks to me being such a 40K nerd, all I could think of was the Flying Nuns with Guns, the Sisters of Battle. This song just cracks me up.

Here's the live version with the "story" - (long, but with choreography!)



and here's the audio/slideshow version - (short, no hecklers)



So Dash, I think this would be a good style for you to try your hand at. Think you can pull off the chamber music sound? Or even Gregorian chant? I'd call that close enough.

I've been a fan of Weird Al for something like 15 years now, and in my opinion, the most awesome thing about him is how he can emulate styles so incredibly well and yet create something hilarious in the process because of how well emulated it is. I think doing some 40K parody music in chamber or chant style could make for comedy gold!

Anyway, great work you're doing, keep it up!

Hrm.

I'm beginning to wonder if Dakka is the wrong place to outlet my humor; so little community interaction. ><

Dashofpepper wrote:Hrm.

I'm beginning to wonder if Dakka is the wrong place to outlet my humor; so little community interaction. ><

It's because we are all so captivated by the hilarity we cannot bring ourselves to post and defile the awesomeness that is this thread.

Also Bananas.

Wow. Sorry dude, just trying to help.

GeneralRetreat wrote:Wow. Sorry dude, just trying to help.

No, not you. I like suggestions.

But the fact that I have a total of like 3 people who have posted in my thread is a meaningful statistic. =p

Maybe you should send a sample to 40K Radio. That would certainly be more exposure than a single forum.

Dash, you know I love the songs....

Well I like all the song and hope you continue to do more for a very long time

I haven't listened yet because I do most of my surfing at work, and can't listen here. Will try to later.

Random bump trying to drum up interest so I keep making these. ><

There is lots of interest, we are just so spellbound by your first 2 that we forget to post

Funny stuff man

If you had youtube links instead of download links I bet a lot of us would find it easier to hear

Hrm....Stinky Gamer is blocked now; need to find a new place to upload. Youtube might be the answer. I don't know how to make a youtube video though.


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And when I try uploading an mp3 to youtube, or changing the file to .avi or mpeg4, it still doesn't work. :(

Awesome.

That is all.

I just heard this on 11th Company Podcast...

all I can say Dash is...wow...

stick to playing the game not singin about it LOL

i love it! it needs a music vid now!!!