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Goodmorning fellow dakkites,

this morning as I was getting a nice big cup of coffee and just as I was pouring me some delicious French vanilla creamer, a thought came into my head, "what kind of creamer do other people drink??? I mean... there is like a gazillion flavors of creamer."

so thats why I decided to ask, "what is ur favorite creamers (if you have any) that you like to add to ur coffee.

and if you like ur coffee black *yuck* let us know why haha. and maybe even share ur favoritte coffee joke.

for example, "I like my women like I like ma coffee, strong and black" haha

Well, I'm a grown-up, so I drink it black.

No milk in my coffee thanks. Espresso all the way, with Illy coffee if I'm lucky.

Hehe, you want a joke? Please don't take offense. A South African walks into a cafe and says "I like my coffee like I like my country, dekaffanated"

haha no offense taken at all lol, thats a good one haha

Half n Half for the first cups then black.

Frazzled wrote:Half n Half for the first cups then black.

and why is that exactly?

Why is what Girthman?

Frazzled wrote:Why is what Girthman?

why do you only drink ur coffee with half and half the first couple of cups? and then you go with black?

I like my coffee black and bitter. Like my soul.

Or ground up and stored in the freezer. Somehow, also like my soul. Hrm.

A note for Americans: In England, the phrase 'creamer' has some distinctly un-wholesome connotations.

If we're talking about the things you can put in your coffee however; why would you try to make that foul, black liquid taste better? Just knock it back and enjoy the medicinal effects

I drink it Black, just like the Sabbath.

Girthman wrote:

Frazzled wrote:Why is what Girthman?

why do you only drink ur coffee with half and half the first couple of cups? and then you go with black?

Because I drink a lot of coffee. If I don't drop the creamer/sweetener I'll drink coffee nonstop (record was 19 cups in one hour-everything was literally buzzing/shaking).

If its chickory coffee full cream, but you don't drink chickory coffee unless you want to die.

Frazzled wrote:

Girthman wrote:

Frazzled wrote:Why is what Girthman?

why do you only drink ur coffee with half and half the first couple of cups? and then you go with black?

Because I drink a lot of coffee. If I don't drop the creamer/sweetener I'll drink coffee nonstop (record was 19 cups in one hour-everything was literally buzzing/shaking).

If its chickory coffee full cream, but you don't drink chickory coffee unless you want to die.

Jeezus. How the hell did you *NOT* have a heart attack after that, Frazz?

Well you need something to pick you up after the post sniffing glue high after all Jin and crystalmeth only lasts so long.

Half rum half coffee sounds like a good ratio to me.

My father likes Camp Coffee



which is pretty yuck if you ask me.

I prefer black drip coffee or espresso.

Frazzled wrote:Well you need something to pick you up after the post sniffing glue high after all Jin and crystalmeth only lasts so long.

Dry Erase Markers are where it's at, my friend.

Jin wrote:

Frazzled wrote:Well you need something to pick you up after the post sniffing glue high after all Jin and crystalmeth only lasts so long.

Dry Erase Markers are where it's at, my friend.

Oh yeaaaaaaa...

Don't forget a good whiff of hand sanitizer.

Khornholio wrote: I drink it Black, just like the Sabbath.

You are my hero.

I like mine with some sugar in there.

Frankly, I like sugar on everything.

I used to say, "I like coffee the same way I like women - hot and black." And I ended up marrying the palest woman imaginable. But, I still drink it hot and black! Creamer, milk, sugar, etc. is for nancy-boys!

I like my coffe as black as the current state of the world. in other words pitch black

I like my coffee to be Tea.

Either a black espresso or a nice creamy cappuccino, espesso for mornings and cappuccino paired with a bar of iced 80% dark chocolate for hot baths in the evening
The rest of the day is tea.

I remember when I drank 20 cups of coffee straight on a cruise ship. Everything felt so slow and dizzy, and the movement on the ship made worse. I couldn't fall asleep, I didn't want to fall asleep because I thought I was going to die if I did.

I follow the motto " If you wanted a cup of cream and sugar then why did you ask for coffee".

The closest I get is cappuccino from the closest gas station. I cant drink to much coffee though, other wise my guts turn inside out and Im left with a really aweful pain

Black all the way, but I take some milk if I need to cool it off

I drink it black I have no time for creamers and sugar.

I like it simple with 1/3 milk and two sugars at home (or 2/3 milk if it's that strong Arabian coffee). If I'm buying from a cafe (not Starbucks, we don't have it here), I like it creamy.

I seem to love coffee flavor product but dont like actual coffee itself ,
for example i love:


Yet the only real coffee i actually like is

Don't drink coffee myself (I've grown up on things that don't taste bitter and never had much good experience with coffee...I'm a Mountain Dew Man) but I did come across a great bit about coffee by Eddie Izzard.




Slightly mature content, but nothing explicit. The best part is near the end.

"I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women, hot and...strong. With a spoon in them."