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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/14 14:36:21
Subject: One Determined Kid:
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7431114/Toddler-trapped-in-lolly-machine-after-climbing-in-for-sweets.html
Kid gets trapped in a candy dispensing machine. Was so determined to get candy, climed in through chute and found eating candy inside machine.
I find that incredible. It is like the mice that can squeeze their bodies through tiny holes in order to get where they want to go.
Know of any person like that?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/14 17:14:29
Subject: One Determined Kid:
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Bryan Ansell
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Eugene Tombs?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/14 17:58:20
Subject: Re:One Determined Kid:
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Please tell me that they tried to use the grabbin' klaw to get him out. That would make my day
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/14 18:34:26
Subject: Re:One Determined Kid:
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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 This is something my Son would have done when he was younger (at least I hope he wouldn't try to do it now).
Several years ago he got his arm caught in one of those machines trying to reach up the chute to snag a toy.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/15 13:56:21
Subject: Re:One Determined Kid:
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I would be PISSED if one of my kids pulled that. And yea, while waiting for the company to come and free him, Id be klaw grabbing the pooh out of them
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/15 14:04:19
Subject: Re:One Determined Kid:
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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KingCracker wrote:I would be PISSED if one of my kids pulled that. And yea, while waiting for the company to come and free him, Id be klaw grabbing the pooh out of them
That's one of the great things about children,anything can happen (to quote Jurrasic Park)  .
In the past 10 years (since becoming a Father) I have witnessed my children do things that have left me totaly baffled (an incident where my son,at age 5,shoved a CoCo puff up each nostril,panicked becuase he couldn't breath and ran straight into a wall jumps to mind).
One thing is for sure,parenthood never gets boring.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/15 20:33:18
Subject: Re:One Determined Kid:
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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KingCracker wrote:I would be PISSED if one of my kids pulled that and didn't get me any skittles.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/16 17:45:36
Subject: One Determined Kid:
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
About to eat your Avatar...
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Seriously, those damn machines never pay off. RAID THE PLACE, KID!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/16 20:05:46
Subject: One Determined Kid:
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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I could use a kid like that at work. I'm sure he'd come up with some solutions none of us would ever think of.
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/16 20:42:34
Subject: Re:One Determined Kid:
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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When you're determined you can do it and that was funny!
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/16 21:17:31
Subject: One Determined Kid:
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Preacher of the Emperor
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That boy  ing earned his candy.
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mattyrm wrote: I will bro fist a toilet cleaner.
I will chainfist a pretentious English literature student who wears a beret.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/17 07:51:16
Subject: One Determined Kid:
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Tyyr wrote:That boy  ing earned his candy.
Please take note of the fact that the kid wasn't fat.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/17 19:38:04
Subject: One Determined Kid:
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Tyyr wrote:That boy  ing earned his candy.
Please take note of the fact that the kid wasn't fat. 
But only because he didn't spend enough time there. 12 hours in that thing and he would double his weight
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/17 21:18:20
Subject: One Determined Kid:
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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True enough.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/17 21:36:46
Subject: One Determined Kid:
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Preacher of the Emperor
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I dunno. Kids at that age have so much energy and are so active they've gotta work to put on weight. My daughter eats like a horse but she runs about so much people wonder if we feed her.
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mattyrm wrote: I will bro fist a toilet cleaner.
I will chainfist a pretentious English literature student who wears a beret.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/17 21:55:12
Subject: One Determined Kid:
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Tyyr wrote:That boy  ing earned his candy.
Please take note of the fact that the kid wasn't fat. 
In fact, you guys might just have hit on an excellent way we can still have vending machines selling junk, but not encourage obesity...
You have to fit into an anteroom (the entrance to which would be perhaps 18 inches across) within the machine to pick up your purchase
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/03/17 23:36:12
Subject: Re:One Determined Kid:
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Sneaky Kommando
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FITZZ wrote:I have witnessed my children do things that have left me totaly baffled (an incident where my son,at age 5,shoved a CoCo puff up each nostril,panicked becuase he couldn't breath and ran straight into a wall jumps to mind).
One thing is for sure,parenthood never gets boring. 
I LOL'd so hard at this! This is why I want to have kids of my own, I can only imagine how funny it would have been!
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