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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7431114/Toddler-trapped-in-lolly-machine-after-climbing-in-for-sweets.html



Kid gets trapped in a candy dispensing machine. Was so determined to get candy, climed in through chute and found eating candy inside machine.

I find that incredible. It is like the mice that can squeeze their bodies through tiny holes in order to get where they want to go.

Know of any person like that?

   
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Bryan Ansell





Birmingham, UK

Eugene Tombs?
   
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok




Gloucester

Please tell me that they tried to use the grabbin' klaw to get him out. That would make my day

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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

This is something my Son would have done when he was younger (at least I hope he wouldn't try to do it now).
Several years ago he got his arm caught in one of those machines trying to reach up the chute to snag a toy.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

I would be PISSED if one of my kids pulled that. And yea, while waiting for the company to come and free him, Id be klaw grabbing the pooh out of them
   
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

KingCracker wrote:I would be PISSED if one of my kids pulled that. And yea, while waiting for the company to come and free him, Id be klaw grabbing the pooh out of them


That's one of the great things about children,anything can happen (to quote Jurrasic Park) .
In the past 10 years (since becoming a Father) I have witnessed my children do things that have left me totaly baffled (an incident where my son,at age 5,shoved a CoCo puff up each nostril,panicked becuase he couldn't breath and ran straight into a wall jumps to mind).
One thing is for sure,parenthood never gets boring.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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United States

KingCracker wrote:I would be PISSED if one of my kids pulled that and didn't get me any skittles.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. 
   
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Moustache-twirling Princeps





About to eat your Avatar...

Seriously, those damn machines never pay off. RAID THE PLACE, KID!


 
   
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I could use a kid like that at work. I'm sure he'd come up with some solutions none of us would ever think of.

Could you be there

'cause I'm the one who waits for you

Or are you unforgiven too?  
   
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When you're determined you can do it and that was funny!

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Preacher of the Emperor





That boy ing earned his candy.


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Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Tyyr wrote:That boy ing earned his candy.



Please take note of the fact that the kid wasn't fat.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Eeeveryvehr

Emperors Faithful wrote:
Tyyr wrote:That boy ing earned his candy.



Please take note of the fact that the kid wasn't fat.


But only because he didn't spend enough time there. 12 hours in that thing and he would double his weight

Could you be there

'cause I'm the one who waits for you

Or are you unforgiven too?  
   
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

True enough.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Preacher of the Emperor





I dunno. Kids at that age have so much energy and are so active they've gotta work to put on weight. My daughter eats like a horse but she runs about so much people wonder if we feed her.


mattyrm wrote: I will bro fist a toilet cleaner.
I will chainfist a pretentious English literature student who wears a beret.
 
   
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Revving Ravenwing Biker





Cardiff, UK

Emperors Faithful wrote:
Tyyr wrote:That boy ing earned his candy.



Please take note of the fact that the kid wasn't fat.


In fact, you guys might just have hit on an excellent way we can still have vending machines selling junk, but not encourage obesity...

You have to fit into an anteroom (the entrance to which would be perhaps 18 inches across) within the machine to pick up your purchase

 
   
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Southern Ohio, USA

FITZZ wrote:I have witnessed my children do things that have left me totaly baffled (an incident where my son,at age 5,shoved a CoCo puff up each nostril,panicked becuase he couldn't breath and ran straight into a wall jumps to mind).
One thing is for sure,parenthood never gets boring.


I LOL'd so hard at this! This is why I want to have kids of my own, I can only imagine how funny it would have been!

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