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Da Boss wrote:No no, Richard Dawkins arresting the Pope is inherently hilarious. It could only be funnier if when it happens, His Holiness exclaims "Rats, it's the Fuzz! Let's cheese it!" and a high speed Popemobile chase ensues.
Lol. Such Fail. If you need to cheat to win at Toy Soldiers, you have major Issues.
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Because no one will notice how your dice fly to one particular spot in the table, or why they clump together, or why they don't knock apart if you roll them separately.
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Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Not only is that guy pathetic for doing this, but it's obvious that his dice are STICKING TOGETHER to one spot on the table. I'd give it at the very most 2-3 rolls before it's discovered and he's kicked out of wherever he's playing.
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Sanctjud wrote:It's not just lame... it's Twilight Blood Angels Nipples Lame.
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Iron_Chaos_Brute wrote: Now a little investigation shows that this guy is part of a gaming group called "DorkaMorka". Start bringing magnets to your games, guys.
post this up on dakka and warseer and , that would be awesome.
Oh internet, you never cease to amaze. 1 roll and I'd mutter a bit. 2 and I'd call my buddy with his magnetized models over. This guy would be through the window of my LGS, quickly followed by his models. It's just so ridiculously blatant, at least weighted dice fall somewhat naturally.
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Wow he must really not have been hugged much as a kid if he feels the need to cheat at toy soldiers. Not only would it be pretty damn obvious by the way that dice clump together or how they unnaturally slide across the table, but if a die is cocked like that I would become suspicious. Lets also just look at the one, it's supposed to be recessed on the die but the way he is putting the magnet it even just pushed in it would be pretty obvious.
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Fool doesn't realize you can shove a die with the 1 down in a microwave for about 5-10 seconds and the inner core will move down to that side and it'll unbalance. And that's very hard to be caught aside from consistant rolls...
Please don't try this guys.
"From the fires of Betrayal unto the blood of revenge we bring the name of Lorgar, the Bearer of the Word, the favored Son of Chaos, all praise be given to him. From those that would not heed we offer praise to those who do, that they might turn their gaze our way and gift us with the Boon of Pain, to turn the Galaxy red with the blood, and feed the hunger of the Gods."
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Cheese Elemental wrote:That made me think... what's a good pick-up line in the Imperium?
"Hey baby, my plasma cannon's running hot and I need to purge you in the name of the Emperor tonight."
Hoodwink wrote:Just drop a DOOM near his units and watch the hilarity
And watch him just move the magnet from under the table and suddenly roll normally.
On the clumping thing, I think that if (as he suggests ) you have the magnet in your pocket and thus farther away from the table, the clumping and effect wouldn't be as pronounced.
He seems to have put a fair amount of thought into this and maybe even played games with this "tactic".
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You know, if you want to win, this really is the best way to go. It doesn't say you can't do it in the rulebook, so why not?
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Da Boss wrote:No no, Richard Dawkins arresting the Pope is inherently hilarious. It could only be funnier if when it happens, His Holiness exclaims "Rats, it's the Fuzz! Let's cheese it!" and a high speed Popemobile chase ensues.
Lorgar's_Blessed wrote:Fool doesn't realize you can shove a die with the 1 down in a microwave for about 5-10 seconds and the inner core will move down to that side and it'll unbalance. And that's very hard to be caught aside from consistant rolls...
Please don't try this guys.
almost want to, just to see it work. I mean, I would never use it in a game, but I do have alot of old dice that arent my good ones (the ones that aren't color coordinated to go with my army, I mean)
I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
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, that would be awesome.
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