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Made in nl
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Yea, I borrowed Too Human from a friend, already having read and such that it was nothing to celebrate. But this game just completely sucks ass.

It's like the people who made didn't bother to actually play it. The controls are horrid, you can't even see what your gonna target, the camera is crap. Animations are stiff, melee combat is torture, ranged weaponry is useless....



AAARRGGH!!

Sorry, I had to vent for a second.
   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Sheffield, England

I remember when it was in development for the Gamecube, before the console was even out...

The 28mm Titan Size Comparison Guide
Building a titan? Make sure you pick the right size for your war engine!

 
   
Made in us
Battleship Captain






I laugh at your misfortune and stupidity.
   
Made in nl
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Misfortune and stupidity? I didn't pay for it, my friend did, i borrowed it to see if it was as bad as media would have me believe.
   
Made in us
Battleship Captain






It is your misfortune to be friends with someoen stupid enough to have bought it.

It is stupidity for oyu not to have trusted the fact that more or less (in my own experience at least) every game review that i've read was unaimousit sucked.

Therefore, your misfortune and stupidity.
   
Made in us
Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor






Gathering the Informations.

Every game review about it is a crock.

"Too Human" is, in fact, a very fun game barring the camera angles.
   
Made in nl
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Golden Eyed Scout wrote:It is your misfortune to be friends with someoen stupid enough to have bought it.

It is stupidity for oyu not to have trusted the fact that more or less (in my own experience at least) every game review that i've read was unaimousit sucked.

Therefore, your misfortune and stupidity.


So.. wanting to verify something, with no cost, is stupidity? Awesome logic.




Kanluwen, the game is one big splotch of bad design. The best "fun" in it so far is the hilarious voice acting/cinematics.
   
Made in us
Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor






Gathering the Informations.

Then we have two very different ideas of fun.

Commando with a cannon+a Berserker partner=win.
   
Made in us
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant







I had it before. I found it actually a great game. Fun interresting story and the controls were good.
Maybe its not your taste.

-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
 
   
Made in nl
[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S

It's supposed to be the first in a trilogy..



Fatum Iustum Stultorum



Fiat justitia ruat caelum

 
   
Made in au
Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

God help us all.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
Made in us
Battleship Captain






   
Made in gb
Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator





Too Human=way too rubbish

you'd be better off eating the game.....

Camera angles were a load of cack and the combat system a sucessive combo of stick twiddling a load of B****cks.
   
 
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