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Well earlier this week i got rick rolled by the unstoppable rick roll, where cannot get out of it. So i had to restart the computer. XD. But the reason why i need help is because I cannot think of anything.

Any Suggestions?


(and yes i'm being serious)

First of all how old are you? I need to know before I suggest something to a minor that would get me locked up.

Age is 16. So its just like an internet war XD.

pardon my ignorance, but what is a 'rick roll' that 'rick rolled' you?

http://bit.ly/E8WoA
This one.
Just don't click it.

hmmm...

GOATSIE HIM!!!

Access his room, re-orient all his furniture.

Then, buy a pack of balloons, inflate them all. Fill about 1 in 10 with confetti, glitter anything small and annoying to clean up. Fill his closet or room with the mixture of balloons.

But before you do that buy seven cheap watches/clocks with weekly alarms. Set them all to ring at 3 in the morning but on different days of the week. Hide them in his room: tape them underneath tables, behind desks, inside smoke detectors, dvd cases etc.

avantgarde wrote:Access his room, re-orient all his furniture.

Then, buy a pack of balloons, inflate them all. Fill about 1 in 20 with confetti, glitter anything small and annoying to clean up. Fill his closet or room with the mixture of balloons.

But before you do that buy seven cheap watches/clocks with weekly alarms. Set them all to ring at 3 in the morning but on different days of the week. Hide them in his room: tape them underneath tables, behind desks, inside smoke detectors, dvd cases etc.

When I Read this I started laughing so hard I almost broke my chair. XD.

See how he likes this.
(You might want to look at it yourself first. It's a bit extreme.)

What kind of sissy pranks are these?


Get a 100 count pack of glowsticks. Break 'n' activate them. Slice a hole into the sides to work with.

Proceed to coat their entire room and clothing with the contents of the glowsticks.

Alternatively, activate the liquid inside and fill their shampoo/soap bottles with the activated liquid.

The stuff is completely nontoxic and biodegradable. Depending on the brand, they can be blindingly luminescent for a day...or up to a week.

WOW. I can't believe i Fell for that.
And I'm known by my friend's as the prank master. Hell I duct taped a person to a car.

Or you could dress up in a Jason costume, invade his house in the middle of the night while wielding a paintball gun and shoot the gak out of him.

That is very possible. As I know where he lives and that his window i can get in pretty easly. MUHAHAHa.
Uh excuse me I have to be a evil master mind and work on my minis!

Punch him in the gut.

Put nair in his shampoo bottles. Oh yeah. Premature baldness.

That's too cruel though. You could put poop on his pants (actually BBQ sauce has the same effect and is much more hygenic) when he's passed out, that's always fun.

Ugh. I don't recommend the paintball thing. One bad shot in the wrong spot could end his life or blind him.

Of all the videos on youtube those disturb me the most. Lots of places ban the sale and use of paintball guns because of gak accidents like that.

Seriously, paintball guns aren't toys.

Kanluwen wrote:What kind of sissy pranks are these?


Get a 100 count pack of glowsticks. Break 'n' activate them. Slice a hole into the sides to work with.

Proceed to coat their entire room and clothing with the contents of the glowsticks.

Alternatively, activate the liquid inside and fill their shampoo/soap bottles with the activated liquid.

The stuff is completely nontoxic and biodegradable. Depending on the brand, they can be blindingly luminescent for a day...or up to a week.

Bonus fun fact: if you drink the nontoxic (but foul-tasting) contents of a glow stick, your urine will glow.

Yes, I have tried this.

Unstoppable Cup Chicks.

The punishment fits the crime.

Iron_Chaos_Brute wrote:

Kanluwen wrote:What kind of sissy pranks are these?


Get a 100 count pack of glowsticks. Break 'n' activate them. Slice a hole into the sides to work with.

Proceed to coat their entire room and clothing with the contents of the glowsticks.

Alternatively, activate the liquid inside and fill their shampoo/soap bottles with the activated liquid.

The stuff is completely nontoxic and biodegradable. Depending on the brand, they can be blindingly luminescent for a day...or up to a week.

Bonus fun fact: if you drink the nontoxic (but foul-tasting) contents of a glow stick, your urine will glow.

Yes, I have tried this.

I really want to try that. but im not trusting someone on the internet again.
Put a dead animal in his airvent.

while he sleeps, cut off his legs.

that'll learn him.

Stick a sharp nail in a sponge and put it in shower.

Move him and his bed, while he sleeps, into the middle of a large field and leave him there... naked.

Stick a live Racoon in his sock draw.

Steal his house keys and make his sleep outside for a night.

Stick a giant, non lethal spider in his room.

Lock him in a cage in the zoo overnight.

If he is not good at typing and have to look at the keyboard rearrange the keys. if you feel like it put a message
like
Sucker

chop up his parents, and feed them to him in a bowl of chili.

That will teach him.

Cheese Elemental wrote:See how he likes this.
(You might want to look at it yourself first. It's a bit extreme.)

I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND EMPERORS KGHAHJEKHKSDFNHAKGHRIGTUAIGDKFJKDANGFEWN


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On an unrelated note, this is always classic: Freeze a can of shaving cream, puncture it, and then hide it in the back of one of his drawers. Once it thaws that drawer and its contents will be filled with shaving cream.

garret wrote:

Iron_Chaos_Brute wrote:

Kanluwen wrote:What kind of sissy pranks are these?


Get a 100 count pack of glowsticks. Break 'n' activate them. Slice a hole into the sides to work with.

Proceed to coat their entire room and clothing with the contents of the glowsticks.

Alternatively, activate the liquid inside and fill their shampoo/soap bottles with the activated liquid.

The stuff is completely nontoxic and biodegradable. Depending on the brand, they can be blindingly luminescent for a day...or up to a week.

Bonus fun fact: if you drink the nontoxic (but foul-tasting) contents of a glow stick, your urine will glow.

Yes, I have tried this.

I really want to try that. but im not trusting someone on the internet again.

I have almost 1500 posts. You know where to find me. I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.

Since you expressed interest in trying: it stings a bit coming out. But it looks REALLY fething cool. It also only took about 30 minutes to work its way through my system.

BEST PRANK I EVER PULLED:

Now this gets slightly complicated due to the people and situation involved...

First, the prankster (me)
I need a sidekick
I need a dupe
and I need the prankee (dave)

---
okay, in a party type atmosphere with a buncha dudes n gals hangin out smokin and drinkin and so on college house kind of atmosphere...

you have the sidekick (who is in on it) tell the prankee to tell the dupe to ask the prankster (me) "how far can your mom throw a ball?"

prankee asks "why?"

sidekick says "just ask its funny I've asked him before"

prankee: "um.. okay" (it is a party type atmosphere, right? go with it...)

So dupe asks me how far my mom can throw a ball, because that's what the sidekick told the dupe to tell the prankee...

I storm out after an acting debut of feigning being pissed off and seriously offended...

the dupe is obviously stunned, shocked... "what did I say?"

sidekick chimes in saying "umm... his mom doesn't have any arms"

Dupe gets ferociously mad at Prankee (dave) and she is all like "Why did you tell me to ask him that you a hole!?" and throws her beer at him and slaps him.

Prankee is just confused, sidekick is laughing his arse off, and I am waiting outside for my entrance where I tell the dupe that it's okay, she's not offended me, and my mom does in fact have arms.

Everyone laughs except the guy that got the beer thrown at him, but later, he laughed about it too.

Naaah.... I'm not manipulative, at all... am I?

Guitardian wrote:BEST PRANK I EVER PULLED:

Now this gets slightly complicated due to the people and situation involved...

First, the prankster (me)
I need a sidekick
I need a dupe
and I need the prankee (dave)

---
okay, in a party type atmosphere with a buncha dudes n gals hangin out smokin and drinkin and so on college house kind of atmosphere...

you have the sidekick (who is in on it) tell the prankee to tell the dupe to ask the prankster (me) "how far can your mom throw a ball?"

prankee asks "why?"

sidekick says "just ask its funny I've asked him before"

prankee: "um.. okay" (it is a party type atmosphere, right? go with it...)

So dupe asks me how far my mom can throw a ball, because that's what the sidekick told the dupe to tell the prankee...

I storm out after an acting debut of feigning being pissed off and seriously offended...

the dupe is obviously stunned, shocked... "what did I say?"

sidekick chimes in saying "umm... his mom doesn't have any arms"

Dupe gets ferociously mad at Prankee (dave) and she is all like "Why did you tell me to ask him that you a hole!?" and throws her beer at him and slaps him.

Prankee is just confused, sidekick is laughing his arse off, and I am waiting outside for my entrance where I tell the dupe that it's okay, she's not offended me, and my mom does in fact have arms.

Everyone laughs except the guy that got the beer thrown at him, but later, he laughed about it too.

Naaah.... I'm not manipulative, at all... am I?

Instead of going to all that trouble, you could cover your friends' furniture in glowing urine...

Sleep with his current girl or x he still cares about..

Friendship over! -- But you win.