HELP NEEDED! Need help at getting back at a friend!

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**Inquisitor_Syphonious**

Iron_Chaos_Brute wrote:
Guitardian wrote:BEST PRANK I EVER PULLED:

Now this gets slightly complicated due to the people and situation involved...

First, the prankster (me)
I need a sidekick
I need a dupe
and I need the prankee (dave)

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okay, in a party type atmosphere with a buncha dudes n gals hangin out smokin and drinkin and so on college house kind of atmosphere...

you have the sidekick (who is in on it) tell the prankee to tell the dupe to ask the prankster (me) "how far can your mom throw a ball?"

prankee asks "why?"

sidekick says "just ask its funny I've asked him before"

prankee: "um.. okay" (it is a party type atmosphere, right? go with it...)

So dupe asks me how far my mom can throw a ball, because that's what the sidekick told the dupe to tell the prankee...

I storm out after an acting debut of feigning being pissed off and seriously offended...

the dupe is obviously stunned, shocked... "what did I say?"

sidekick chimes in saying "umm... his mom doesn't have any arms"

Dupe gets ferociously mad at Prankee (dave) and she is all like "Why did you tell me to ask him that you a hole!?" and throws her beer at him and slaps him.

Prankee is just confused, sidekick is laughing his arse off, and I am waiting outside for my entrance where I tell the dupe that it's okay, she's not offended me, and my mom does in fact have arms.

Everyone laughs except the guy that got the beer thrown at him, but later, he laughed about it too.

Naaah.... I'm not manipulative, at all... am I?

Instead of going to all that trouble, you could cover your friends' furniture in glowing urine...

+1

**Cheesecat**

When he goes to bed, piss in his shoes so that when he wakes and puts on his shoes he'll feel something wet.

**youbedead**

I just learned chrome has this handy little function that lets you disable a site from hitting you with repeated dialog boxes, bring it on rick rolls i have technology

**garret**

i had to restart my comp after i clicked his link.

**Lord-Loss**

I have one, I have a link... to the most horrible website on the internet. I will not give it to you over DakkaDakka, I don't want to get banned. The most horrible thing is that It's different every time...

EDIT:Oh and it appears and dances around the screen so you can't click exit. I clicked it once by accident (email) and before screaming, closing my eyes and holding down the power key I heard "Heeeey everybody, this guy Is watching gay porn!"

**Honersstodnt**

if your running windows and you get one of those pop up cascades, just open up task manager and force quit firefox.... easy.

**Grambo**

http://www.mudkipz.ws/
Thats it.

**Asherian Command**

AHHH Don't AHHH
What does it do when i click it.

**Grambo**

Lawl

**Asherian Command**

If it is a Porn Site I will be pissed.

**Reaper.exe**

Grambo wrote:http://www.mudkipz.ws/
Thats it.

ROFL!

Even better than the rickroll!
No it isn't p*rn.

And for those who are rebooting after clicking the link, here is pc lesson. open task manager (right click on your taskbar ) and "kill" (end task) your browser

**youbedead**

Or get chrome

**Try Again Bragg**

Task manager is only halfd the problem, you need to also kill the rick roll tab, or firefox saves the tab and Firefox can't open without restarting the rick roll. Instead kill firefox with task manager. Then turn off your wireless, and open firefox. It will be unable to reopen the rick roll tab. Following this kill the horrible tab, and everything is wonderfull and rick roll free.

This lession brought to you by a computer nerd.

On topic I have one great prank a friend of mine pulled on his sister. He handcuffed her to the bed post (both hands, around the bed post) while she sleeps. It was his responsibility to wake her up, so after handcuffs comes his guitar amp and guitar. He cranks it up to eleven and proceeds to play about three feet from her, with ear plugs in. It is so loud he can only barely hear his sisters screams. This continues for a minute then he stops, pulls out the earplugs and says "It's time to get up." I nearly passed out with laughter having heard this.

**Talizvar**

Use the following devices:

The Eviltron:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/c427/
Makes noises of your choice at random intervals and is VERY easy to hide.

The Phantom Keystroker:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/ae83/
Creates random keystrokes and mouse movements, will drive someone on a computer utterly insane... or install Vista.

TV Poltergeist Phantom:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/d794/
Will turn off their TV at random intervals.

Or just use my old classic:

Move random items throughout his room every chance you get an inch here or there or change orientation, they go mad after a short time doing this.

Good luck.

**Grambo**

Yeah,i love that site.I show my friends every once ina wahile.

**JohnHwangDD**

FITZZ wrote:

So, you'd shove that up his ass for rickrolling you?

Seems a bit extreme...

**Fateweaver**

Would definitely give a very thorough enema.

**Asherian Command**

If you guys haven't heard about it but two years ago or so. Historians stumbled upon another Mayan calendar! And Guess what it goes on for another 2,000 years!

So in order to make fun of the Apocalypse that will happen in 2,000 years! Me and my friends have decided to dress up as Apocalypse Icons!

I am dressing up as one of the Horsemen, and of irony is I am death O.o. There are 12 of us. And we have pestilence, and War. We are trying to get a famine, and we will take a picture of it. The other 8 are going to dress up as anime/cartoon or a sci-fi Apocalypse character

So my question to the Dakka Dakka is will you dress up as Apocalypse Characters or will you just go as someone that stops it?

The Best part of the finding of the Mayan thing is that people still believe the world will end in 2012. So In order to make fun of them we are bringing it now.

Heres my proof.
http://news.discovery.com/space/the-2012-mayan-calendar-doomsday-date-might-be-wrong.html

**snurl**

Advertise a first time ever yard sale at his house. Early birds welcome. Put free signs on his porch furniture. Sit down the street and watch as flocks of customers arrive and are turned away.

**kronk**

snurl wrote:Advertise a first time ever yard sale at his house. Early birds welcome. Put free signs on his porch furniture. Sit down the street and watch as flocks of customers arrive and are turned away.

It only costs like, $10 to put a garage sale ad in the paper.

Signs would be needed at intersections with his address.

To make sure someone answers the door, a please ring bell or please knock sign is needed.

I'm not telling you to do these things, nor am I +1 to snurl. I'm just saying, hypothetically, what it would take to get something like this done correctly.

**JohnHwangDD**

That was already done on Craigslist - somebody posted a "moving clearance" and people just came and took stuff.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Best prank right here.

Unscrew his shower head, and put a ton of red mike-n-ikes (or similar candy) and re screw it.
Next time he takes a shower, he showers in 'blood'

For added effect, cut out his deodorant and fill with cream cheese.

**rubiksnoob**

Telephone Pole + Car + 5 Rolls of Duct Tape = REVENGE.

**blood reaper**

Cover his house in eulg , the oppiosite of glue

or just tie as many fire works to his house and lite them.

**themrsleepy**

Have a friend keep him distracted one evening, warhammer is a good excuse

rearrange all the furniture in his house, taping all of the light switches in the off position. String postal tape from wall to wall (free from usps.com) and tape random objects in his path from lightswitch to lightswitch. Turn on said rick roll on his computer so he must listen to it while he fumbles in the dark hoping and praying there is a light switch that is not taped. Don't forget to write in postal tape on his ceiling, rick rolled sucka!

**1-UP**

My personal favorite is signing up somebody's contact information to all sorts of marketing/spam/political groups. Once you're on some of that crap, the phone calls/mail never stops. My personal favorite was signing a real ******* up for NAMBLA. Never did hear the results on that one.

Seriously though, it's pretty easy to make an e-mail address unusuable, spam filter or no.

Beyond that it's a matter of access, time, and level of vindication.

It's possible to purchase an electronic device (Forget the name, but it's something like "The Annoyer") that will randomly "Chirp" at random intervals every 3-8 minutes. Sounds just like a fire alarm low battery warning. It can be absolutely infuriating.

Sticking something that will rot someplace hidden is always fun, but you have to be careful you don't ruin the container (I'm a believer that pranks should be undoable, otherwise it's just vandalism).

If you can get ahold of their phone, it's fun changing their phonebook numbers by 1 digit, or rearranging their speed-dials. Bonus points if you make them ring up an ex.