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Just for Frazzled: the weiner dog thread! Because them little critters sure are cute!

[Thumb - weinerdog.jpg]

   
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The Great State of Texas


-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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Even if it were visible to the naked eye, I wouldn't.
   
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Seems as if someone is pissed for having his thread locked.



I'd put up a picture of my wiener but first I'd have to take it out of the freezer, and then micro it for a minute or two, slap it in a bun, spread some chili on it and then dig out the digicam, set up my lighting station and then snap a pic.

Too much effort.

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The Great State of Texas


-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Fateweaver wrote:Seems as if someone is pissed for having his thread locked.



I'd put up a picture of my wiener but first I'd have to take it out of the freezer, and then micro it for a minute or two, slap it in a bun, spread some chili on it and then dig out the digicam, set up my lighting station and then snap a pic.

Too much effort.


... I really hope this post isn't about your dead pet.

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The Great State of Texas

icky!!!
(fyi wiener is another term for hot dog or frankfurter to be really correct)


-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Frazzled wrote:


Maybe you should rub weiner on your weiner and let your weiner bite your weiner.
   
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The Great State of Texas


-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Ahh, weiners... don't you just sense how relevant they are to everything?

[Thumb - Taxed-Weiner--55896.jpg]

   
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The Great State of Texas

Wieners are always relevant. if nothing else they'll seal your Coke right out from under ya!

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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Ah yes, if only Vader had the Imperial Wiener speeder crews Ender would have ended quite differently...

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Ah yes the race of the Wienies! Here's the Central Texas version.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Yay, Weiners all over the place!!





They come in Giraffe flavour now as well.. wait what.








Oh and we are getting one for certain, just maybe not as many as that last pic.

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Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:
Oh and we are getting one for certain, just maybe not as many as that last pic.

If you are, get one from a shelter. Often they have had a hard life and deserve some good times.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Frazzled wrote:
Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:
Oh and we are getting one for certain, just maybe not as many as that last pic.

If you are, get one from a shelter. Often they have had a hard life and deserve some good times.


True dat.

But if you do get one from a breeder, find a casual breeder(someone who happens to have 2 pure breeds that mated or something similar). That's where we got our first two(same father, 2 different mothers, one of which they found wandering around after Katrina and happened to get impregnated by their male when they brought her to their home for safety). Our third's a puppy mill rescue from a shelter(she had a minor problem in one of her eyes and some puppy teeth never fell out giving her a small grimace, so they figured she wouldn't sell so spent her first year in a cage before being rescued).

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Suffolk, where the Aliens roam.

Yeah, we'd love to go down the shelter route, we wanted to for our first dog, but there are some odd rules for some of the british animal shelters over here and we couldn't get one.

Although nothing stopped us from getting a puppy from a breeder, which is frankly a bizarre situation. We did pick a home breeder though, we would never use a puppy farm.

Basically we have a child under 6, which for all the shelters in Suffolk/Norfolk rules us out of a placement regardless of any other circumstances.

Annoying really.

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