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As the title says. Im a smart ass to everyone I know and my kids. I was just wondering if people here had the same sense of funny I do. Example.
"daddy Im REALLLLLY thirsty, can I get a drink"
to which I reply
"Drink your spit"
Then I laugh as hard as I can at the poor kid

When playing 40k and I get a really nice roll, Ill yell at my opponents IN YOUR FRIGGIN FACE SUCKA! YOU! CANT! BEAT! THIS!!!!!!
Infact I do the same thing when I fail horribly and die in a most un majestic way.


Anyone else?

With your first example i would have asked him: "I dont know CAN you get a drink, are you capable of getting one?"
Yes same here it is fun being a smart ass. I tend not to be when it comes to tourney games as i am afraid it will hurt sportmanship scores because somebody takes it the wrong way.

Well when I go ape gak on dice rolls, its a thing youd have to witness in person. I dont think ANYONE could not laugh at me. Its a real production on my part let me tell ya

When I ask "Can I have _____?"

And someone goes "I don't know, can you?"

I say "Yes I can" and take whatever I asked for.

I always just kinda was smug. And stubborn

Not sure maybe its something I got from my Scandinavian hertiage.

Shadowbrand wrote:I always just kinda was smug. And stubborn

Not sure maybe its something I got from my Scandinavian hertiage.

Or maybe it's because you're a teenager?

Hey..hey look theres a smart ass comment right there.

Not really. It just makes perfect sence lol.

The hormones have turned me into a beast of debauchery and destruction a true child of Chaos.

Vindicator#9 wrote:Hey..hey look theres a smart ass comment right there.

That's because I'm a teenager.

Oh crap Ive stumbled into a teenager pit. Im not a teenager. But I like being that guy with endless wit and some funny to add to it. Makes for a fun life.

I'm a smart ass. Pisses everyone I know off to no ends. I find it very rewarding to be a smart ass.

I make people laugh, but it's usually at someone else's expense.

I think that makes me more of a Jerk, than a smartass though.

My mom was once scooping some ice cream and I said "That's an odd way to scoop some ice cream"

She replied "I used to work at an ice cream parlor"

And I said "Did it go out of Business?"

She didn't reply...

I don't understand the Scandinavian Heritage part...I'm more so than not Swedish (I WAS born there, so go figure)

I am very intelligent, and humble to those I don't know. When people say "Wow, your really smart" I don't brag or anything. Not smug.

I'm not stubborn, well, sort of, I know when to give up, but will probably try to tell myself to not to.

Sweden!

I'm like as Norwegian as they get, my family litereally left Norway during WW2.

Anyways to be fair I'm a teenager so I am just smug and like that. But Norwegians and Swedes actually had a reputation for being "Ard"

Mostly cause everyone else was too wussie to deal with the cold like we did.

However my father was Hungarian.

So I'm a Hun/Viking crossbreed.

"When playing 40k and I get a really nice roll, Ill yell at my opponents IN YOUR FRIGGIN FACE SUCKA! YOU! CANT! BEAT! THIS!!!!!!
Infact I do the same thing when I fail horribly and die in a most un majestic way. "

Way to go out big.

I think most gamers have smart ass tendencies as that grow as they do. Comes with the territory of partaking in a "geek" hobby. As for being a smart ass to your kids, you just have to accept whatever low grade nursing home they put you in. Even if its the Taco Bell dumpster.

that's like when my old co-worker right after i got married kept asking me how my girlfriend was doing, and i always answered "Good, but don't tell my wife."

I walked into a lecture about ten or fifteen minutes late. Lecturer stopped the lecture, looked at me and said 'I don't know why you'd bother coming at all when you've already missed fifteen minutes'. I replied 'fair enough' and left.

Another lecture I was in the lecturer asked 'does anyone know what SGARA means?' and I replied 'self generating re-generating assets'. 'Ah,' he replies, 'one person has been reading the text and has a chance of passing'. I replied 'I haven't read the text, it's just that I was hear last semester'.

+1 sebster

My accounting teacher reprimanded me for sleeping in class.

Her: If you slept less and studied more, you'd have better grades.

Me: I have an A.

Later in the year I had ditched the first 3 periods, and showed up 30 minutes late. The same teacher reprimanded me again.

Her: This is hardly the example a student athlete should be setting.

Me: What can I say, I'm a product of the public education system.

daddy Im REALLLLLY thirsty, can I get a drink"
to which I reply
"Drink your spit"
Then I laugh as hard as I can at the poor kid

Thats not funny, I think you may just have a poor sense of humor.


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dogma wrote:My accounting teacher reprimanded me for sleeping in class.

Her: If you slept less and studied more, you'd have better grades.

Me: I have an A.

Later in the year I had ditched the first 3 periods, and showed up 30 minutes late. The same teacher reprimanded me again.

Her: This is hardly the example a student athlete should be setting.

Me: What can I say, I'm a product of the public education system.

In a class this last semester dedicated to project design theory (we didn't do much of that) the teacher at one point in an attempt at making an implication that we all needed to be more environmentally conscious if we wanted to design for the future he asked "What is the difference between the native americans and the Na'vi (from avatar)". My response was "Unbreakable bones, a magic computer planet and mind control hair".

God he was a fething tool.

ShumaGorath wrote:"What is the difference between the native americans and the Na'vi (from avatar)". My response was "Unbreakable bones, a magic computer planet and mind control hair".

So what did the Na'vi have then?

And if you really want to screw with your kids, teach them how to play Warhammer 40k, but with the ruleset from 3rd and 4th edition. Then enroll them in a tourney. First time they shoot an opponent's unit, they go, "Rolling my target priority test."

And from there the opponent's nightmare begins.

I wouldn't say I'm a smart ass.
Stubborn yes.

But if you count being the first to spot and/or make an inuendo being a smart ass then yes i am one.

Well, my sense of humour tends towards acidic / sarcastic, so yes, i do tend to be a smart ass. The bad thing is i sort of do it indiscriminately to both my friends (but they learned to put up with it, so it doesn't bother anymore, they laugh at it) and the i have just met, which puts them off at times. I'm trying to control it, but at times stupid comments just slip out of my mouth before i can hold them back

KingCracker wrote:to which I reply
"Drink your spit"

I do have a slight variation on this, the ever charming "Drink your blood and your thirst shall pass". It's more sarcasm than smart-arseness (I hope that saying arse in this context isn't breaking any rules ).

And yes I do find your examples funny King .

Not so much a smart ass, but I don't suffer fools gladly, I also hate it when people faff about over simple decisions or beat around the bush rather than saying what they mean/think.
This has often led to trouble when someone in work someone asks me to "speak my mind" or to "give your opinion, off the record".

In a recent appraisal my manager wrote that "Nick is easily flustered by incompetence" I was asked to write any comments I had and sign the bottom of the sheet before returning it. The irony was that my manager had mis-spelt the word incompetence as incompetants. In the comments section I simply put "see underlined (I had underlined his mistake in red) I think that says it all"

Shadowbrand wrote:I'm like as Norwegian as they get, my family litereally left Norway during WW2.

Anyways to be fair I'm a teenager so I am just smug and like that. But Norwegians and Swedes actually had a reputation for being "Ard"

Mostly cause everyone else was too wussie to deal with the cold like we did.

However my father was Hungarian.

So I'm a Hun/Viking crossbreed.

Oh my..... Well You ARE Norwegian! And yes we can be quite Ard when required, just look at Max Manus, And yes we are acctualy born with anti freeze instead of blood. An hun/viking mix = epic win

squilverine wrote:Not so much a smart ass, but I don't suffer fools gladly, I also hate it when people faff about over simple decisions or beat around the bush rather than saying what they mean/think.
This has often led to trouble when someone in work someone asks me to "speak my mind" or to "give your opinion, off the record".

In a recent appraisal my manager wrote that "Nick is easily flustered by incompetence" I was asked to write any comments I had and sign the bottom of the sheet before returning it. The irony was that my manager had mis-spelt the word incompetence as incompetants. In the comments section I simply put "see underlined (I had underlined his mistake in red) I think that says it all"

Brilliant. Squilverine showing 'em how it's done.

See? We're British - snideness is our national sport, and unlike all the other sports we've invented we're actually fairly good at it.