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Ooookkkaaay... Now I know a lot of warhammer players are either old metalheads or angry gothy kids who hate their high school principal, so I figured I would ask those that know, does anybody believe this wasn't entirely made up for publicity for her 'minor local band' friends, or is gak for real?

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It could be a stunt but I'm afraid to think of the alternative.

--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”


 
   
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Bryan Ansell





Birmingham, UK

Since they have have now been jailed for murder I would say no, it's not a stunt.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/06/2-men-jailed-for-eating-t_n_565459.html

   
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak





Looking at the headline I figured it was a hoax, then I read it was in Russia, and figure it's almost certainly true.

“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”

Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways

I would have thought she would be too bitter to eat


   
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

I was going to be surprised, but then I saw it was in Russia.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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United Kingdom

Mr. Burning wrote:Since they have have now been jailed for murder I would say no, it's not a stunt.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/06/2-men-jailed-for-eating-t_n_565459.html



Huffington Post
That well respected bastion of excellence in reportage

Pair sent to prison. So they have a photo of a gaol.
Lest there be anyone who is not sure what a gaol is

Done a quick google on the story but only some interenet sites seem to have run it.
Unless anyone else can find it, the story seems to have been missed even by the tabloids.

 
   
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Bryan Ansell





Birmingham, UK

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:
Mr. Burning wrote:Since they have have now been jailed for murder I would say no, it's not a stunt.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/06/2-men-jailed-for-eating-t_n_565459.html



Huffington Post
That well respected bastion of excellence in reportage

Pair sent to prison. So they have a photo of a gaol.
Lest there be anyone who is not sure what a gaol is

Done a quick google on the story but only some interenet sites seem to have run it.
Unless anyone else can find it, the story seems to have been missed even by the tabloids.


No tabloids have picked this up but every 'odd' news site seems to have it.

This site may give you a chuckle, it's not supposed to though (I dont think).

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=518931
   
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Orkeosaurus wrote:I was going to be surprised, but then I saw it was in Russia.


This.
   
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Minnesota

Sebster ninja'd me though.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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19 years for luring a teenager to her death and then eating her.

Not sure what's more fethed up? The cannibalism or the sentence.

Yeesh. You do something like that in FL or TX you get a needle.

--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”


 
   
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You know what they say about people who eat people, a bullet to the brain stops them.

   
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Minnesota

In Russia, the worse the crime the shorter your sentence is. Because when your sentence is up, you have to go back to Russia.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Lady of the Lake






But what's worse, Russia or a jail in Russia?

   
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At least when you are in jail they give you work.

   
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At least they'll be alive when they get out. Hopefully after their anuses and colons have been expanded 10x's over for them.

No matter how bad prison is you know you are one day a free man. Knowing that after the trial you will get a needle in the arm in a few years has to be way worst than knowing you'll see sunshine someday.

But I suppose having to go back to Russia would be bad in and of itself

--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”


 
   
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Lady of the Lake






Depends on how much the family and friends are outraged and want revenge. They could quite possibly be killed in 19 years, not to mention the general reactionn their new friends will have. Their new friends could quite possibly kill them before the victims friends and family try to when they get out.

So yeh, they're pretty screwed either way.

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Fateweaver wrote:At least they'll be alive when they get out. Hopefully after their anuses and colons have been expanded 10x's over for them.



Knowing this is still a joke. I would like to point out that this is mostly an American phenomenon with the prison systems. It does happen in other countries, but not as frequently as it does here. Dunno why......

Either way. Lets hope they get Prion Disease! *crosses fingers*
   
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Sweden

One thing that I do not remember when visiting Russia were goth kids. You see, in that country you either look like everyone else or get harassed about it. By everyone. Including police. The state hands out pamphlettes on how to detect if your children are listening to punk and if you as a tourist look radically different, you will probably be refused entrance to the restaurant. Of course, that would be good grounds for sociopathic behaviour, but why is it that they give out names and pictures?

Anyway...



It had to be done... O_O

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I won't bother. 
   
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Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:
Mr. Burning wrote:Since they have have now been jailed for murder I would say no, it's not a stunt.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/06/2-men-jailed-for-eating-t_n_565459.html



Huffington Post
That well respected bastion of excellence in reportage

Pair sent to prison. So they have a photo of a gaol.
Lest there be anyone who is not sure what a gaol is

Done a quick google on the story but only some interenet sites seem to have run it.
Unless anyone else can find it, the story seems to have been missed even by the tabloids.


Here taken from Russian press, carries the story in greater detail.

http://www.sptimes.ru/index.php?story_id=31379&action_id=2


Under other circumstances she might have been well defined as 'dishy'.

In Soviet Russia Goth band eats you!

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Fighter Ace





Sweden

Orlanth wrote:In Soviet Russia Goth band eats you!


So the rest of the world eats goth kids?! So that's why everyone goes shopping food at Hot Topic

I won't bother. 
   
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