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Ok, so I have 2 older brothers. The oldest, is one of my 40k buddies (and infact introduced me into it when I was a wee lad) and not a giant, we make fun of how short he is. I keep a stepping stool next to my table for whenever the chance arises that I can use it to poke fun at his shortness.

The other, is the middle child and the giant. Seriously the guy is a wall with legs attached. BUT he hates 40k. I got his son into it(necrons) and he has SLOWLY showed interest into the hobby mainly because of his son. Hes building a table in his garage for my nephew to spend some time with the kid. Now my brother has been building terrain out of junk, and showing that he just might want to get into Orks (YEA ME!)

So yesterday while asking questions about Orks and thinking it is pretty cool you can build Ork vehicles and such from piles of junk, he asked me a question that I just laughed at, thanks to dakka.

"So uh, Im making stuff for Jeremys table, and I got some cool blowd up buildings and stuff. And I was wondering if you knew any where that sells industrial towers?"

I died laughing. Just wanted to share this fun moment with yall

Pure gold.

Must.... RESIST.... uuurgh.... O_o

The best part was the look on his face. He must of been thinking he was on the Pewee herman show and he said the word of the day or something.

I don't get it...

It was a joke that raged on this site. Im trying to find the original thread but its proving to be rather tough

Second. Is this a dakka injoke?

edit: sniped like a mofo.

I think he needs to go here






edit - it was all Kid_Kyoto's fault.

Linky

more edits - actually there may have been threads before this one, but it was the first I found.

Be warned.

Him: "So uh, Im making stuff for Jeremys table, and I got some cool blowd up buildings and stuff. And I was wondering if you knew any where that sells industrial towers?

You: "Sure there is this cool set for only $500."

Him: "Linky?"

You: "Sure"


Him: *frown* "$500! This hobby sucks, lets go fishing or go karting instead."

KingCracker wrote:It was a joke that raged on this site. Im trying to find the original thread but its proving to be rather tough

It's several years old. I started it. (With space corridors originally...)

Oddly I was going to put it was KK's fault, would have worked out nice If I did, well until they had used the link and saw I was referring to Kyoto.

I thought they made industrial corridors and space towers?

halonachos wrote:I thought they made industrial corridors and space towers?

You are not making this easy to resist... o_O

Kilkrazy wrote:

KingCracker wrote:It was a joke that raged on this site. Im trying to find the original thread but its proving to be rather tough

It's several years old. I started it. (With space corridors originally...)

Ahh so it was YOU that started the hole mess. It got old, but that was just too damn funny not to remember

Vargtass wrote:

halonachos wrote:I thought they made industrial corridors and space towers?

You are not making this easy to resist... o_O

What will they think of next, Space Industrial Towers,or maybe even Idustrial Space Corridors that my black and white space marine on a black and white bike can ride through?

Thats fairly epic.

halonachos wrote:

Vargtass wrote:

halonachos wrote:I thought they made industrial corridors and space towers?

You are not making this easy to resist... o_O

What will they think of next, Space Industrial Towers,or maybe even Idustrial Space Corridors that my black and white space marine on a black and white bike can ride through?

There once was a Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike, and being the hero type person he was, wanted to marry the Chapter Master's daughter.

So he went up to the palace and the guard naturally enquired "Who goes there?", to which he replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?" asked the guard, with a not unconsiderable amount of awe in his voice.

"Yes, I'm *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter," replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage."

The commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike. "Your first task is to slay the dragon on Xylon III."

On his way out the guard once again asked "Who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."

The Black and White Space Marine then proceeded with ease to kill the dragon and six months later returned with the head of the foul beast.

On his way into the palace the guard enquired "who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass"

So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter" Replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes,*the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" The commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike. "Your second task is to climb the highest peak on Desgrus Beta".

On his way out the guard once again asked "Who goes there"?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."

The Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike easily climbed the mountain and returned 4 years later.

On his way into the palace the guard enquired "who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter" Replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike.

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" The commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike. "Your third and final task is to swim across the acid lake outside the palace".

On his way out the guard once again asked "Who goes there"?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."

Once again the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike easily completed his task and returned to the palace for the final time.
On his way into the palace the guard enquired "who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."

"OK, pass."
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter" Replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"

"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike, can I marry your daughter now?"

"Sure."

SEE WHAT HAPPENS!! I DIDN'T WANNA HURT YOU, BUT SEE WHAT HAPPENED!!! TT_TT

KingCracker wrote:

Kilkrazy wrote:

KingCracker wrote:It was a joke that raged on this site. Im trying to find the original thread but its proving to be rather tough

It's several years old. I started it. (With space corridors originally...)

Ahh so it was YOU that started the hole mess. It got old, but that was just too damn funny not to remember

Kid_Kyoto and I were partners in crime on that job.

Well it WAS pretty funny at the time. I remember reading that post and laughing for pages. But then it became the joke people had to say, even when it made no sense and got old.

KingCracker wrote:Ok, so I have 2 older brothers. The oldest, is one of my 40k buddies (and infact introduced me into it when I was a wee lad) and not a giant, we make fun of how short he is. I keep a stepping stool next to my table for whenever the chance arises that I can use it to poke fun at his shortness.

The other, is the middle child and the giant. Seriously the guy is a wall with legs attached. BUT he hates 40k. I got his son into it(necrons) and he has SLOWLY showed interest into the hobby mainly because of his son. Hes building a table in his garage for my nephew to spend some time with the kid. Now my brother has been building terrain out of junk, and showing that he just might want to get into Orks (YEA ME!)

So yesterday while asking questions about Orks and thinking it is pretty cool you can build Ork vehicles and such from piles of junk, he asked me a question that I just laughed at, thanks to dakka.

"So uh, Im making stuff for Jeremys table, and I got some cool blowd up buildings and stuff. And I was wondering if you knew any where that sells industrial towers?"

I died laughing. Just wanted to share this fun moment with yall

I don't see what's so funny. I've been looking for a store that's been selling industrial towers forever. I also really need to buy some space corridors for my ribosome wranglers and star soldiers but that's another problem.

I don't get it :\

Vladsimpaler wrote:I also really need to buy some space corridors for my ribosome wranglers and star soldiers but that's another problem.

Litko makes some pretty good space corridors

Like they make the most amazing space corridors.
Industrial towers made by them are also pretty good in quality.
They're perfect for anyone looking for some nice terrain.
Killa kans, dreadnoughts, even landraiders can fit in their corridors.
Only one thing beats their corridors, their towers.
Anyone can easily afford them if they're willing too.
Even my dear old grandmother had some of those towers and corridors.
Right now Litko Aerosystems are the highest quality in the field of terrain.
Obviously they can be used with your star soldiers and ribosome wranglers.
Simply because of their design.
You see, the industrial towers and space corridor ranges can be combined.
Simply place them next to each other and voila, excellent gaming space.
Truly they are the epitome of terrain that can be used anywhere.
Even in industrial space settings or tower corridor settings.
Many others may try to replicate them, but you simply can't replicate quality.
So, you're not a true gamer unless you own a Space corridor or Industrial tower set.

You're all fething weirdos. All of you.

Oh Russ, not this again!

Though those Industrial Towers look awesome, though if they could be combined with Space Corridors, they would be so much better!

Gwar! wrote:Oh Russ, not this again!

Though those Industrial Towers look awesome, though if they could be combined with Space Corridors, they would be so much better!

If only there was a company that manufactured those things and sold them to the general public.

Oh Lord, a Dakka's Greatest Jokes thread.