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Made in us
Master Sergeant




North Carolina

The way to play is you post a sentence that goes along with the story. You can't post a sentence two or more times in a row. Please do not post run-on sentences that are like 50 words.

I'll start:
Once upon a time, there lived Larry, who was a five legged space cow that lived on pluto.

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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.

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Exeter

Larry had a red balloon.

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Made in us
Master Sergeant




North Carolina

His balloon was very dangerous.

Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.

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Massive Knarloc Rider





Exeter

Because it was filled with the deadly SARS virus.

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Made in ca
Mounted Kroot Tracker





Ontario, Canada

The balloon popped, showering Larry in infectious disease.

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Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.

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Exeter

"Oh golly gosh!" Larry, the five legged space cow exclaimed.

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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

" my can o' milk will save me!"



 
   
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Exeter

So Larry opened his can o' magical milk, only to find it was gone!

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Made in us
Master Sergeant




North Carolina

He decided to go on a magical quest to find it.

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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.

98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig



 
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

And so he went, with his emty can o' milk

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Massive Knarloc Rider





Exeter

He knew it would take him far away from the planet of pluto, but Larry, being the determined five legged space cow he was, was determined to succeed.

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In the Wasteland

he took the keys for his space ship, "The shiny marshmellow".



 
   
Made in us
Master Sergeant




North Carolina

He flew through the universe until he came to a black hole and got sucked into it.

Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.

98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig



 
   
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Massive Knarloc Rider





Exeter

As he was pulled towards it, he saw his bottle o' milk fly past, towards the black hole!

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Made in us
Master Sergeant




North Carolina

He just happened to be rescued by superman who was flying by, and his can o' milk got sucked in to the black hole, squished to a micorscopic size, and thrown to the end of some universe somewhere.

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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.

98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig



 
   
Made in gb
Massive Knarloc Rider





Exeter

"Oh golly goshsickles!" exclaimed Larry at the sudden turn of events.

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Made in us
Master Sergeant




North Carolina

He pulled out a knife and mugged superman.

Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.

98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig



 
   
Made in ca
Mounted Kroot Tracker





Ontario, Canada

Superman said:
"Oh wait! Five-legged cows don't have opposable thumbs!"

Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.

Nightwatch's Kroot Blog

DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Master Sergeant




North Carolina

Larry poops in his mouth before he can say anything else and superman drowns in larry's poop.

Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.

98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig



 
   
Made in ca
Mounted Kroot Tracker





Ontario, Canada

cormz wrote:Larry poops in his mouth before he can say anything else and superman drowns in larry's poop.

As superman spiraled away into the void, Larry continued on his quest to fill his can.

Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.

Nightwatch's Kroot Blog

DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Master Sergeant




North Carolina

Then he saw a shiny light in the distance.

And also, he doesn't have his can any more if you read my post before.

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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.

98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig



 
   
Made in gb
Massive Knarloc Rider





Exeter

as Larry floated closer ( he lost his ship to the black hole) the light began to resemble a small furry rodent.

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Made in us
Master Sergeant




North Carolina

He lealized it was a fluorescent space chipmunk.

Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.

98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig



 
   
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Exeter

and it said to him

"the path you seek is hidden behind the eye that never sleeps"

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Master Sergeant




North Carolina

Larry didn't really understand the fluorescent space chipmunk, so he grabbed him, tied him on to his back, and went on.

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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.

98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig



 
   
Made in ca
Mounted Kroot Tracker





Ontario, Canada

The space police would later apprehend Larry for rodential abuse.

Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.

Nightwatch's Kroot Blog

DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Master Sergeant




North Carolina

Larry decided to eat the rodent so that there was no evidence of him ever having it.

Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.

98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig



 
   
Made in gb
Stealthy Kroot Stalker





Sadly, the rodent wasn't dead after being eaten, and so it started on it's own journey through the digestive system of Larry.

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Made in us
Master Sergeant




North Carolina

It didn't get far before the stomach juices in larry killed it.

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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.

98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig



 
   
Made in gb
Massive Knarloc Rider





Exeter

Or did they?

dun dun duuuuuuuun!

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