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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 18:26:47
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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The way to play is you post a sentence that goes along with the story. You can't post a sentence two or more times in a row. Please do not post run-on sentences that are like 50 words.
I'll start:
Once upon a time, there lived Larry, who was a five legged space cow that lived on pluto.
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This message was edited 5 times. Last update was at 2010/06/12 18:31:19
Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 18:35:02
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Massive Knarloc Rider
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Larry had a red balloon.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 18:37:22
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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His balloon was very dangerous.
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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 18:39:12
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Massive Knarloc Rider
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Because it was filled with the deadly SARS virus.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 18:42:45
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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The balloon popped, showering Larry in infectious disease.
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Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 18:46:08
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Massive Knarloc Rider
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"Oh golly gosh!" Larry, the five legged space cow exclaimed.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 19:04:30
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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" my can o' milk will save me!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 19:06:35
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Massive Knarloc Rider
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So Larry opened his can o' magical milk, only to find it was gone!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 19:06:56
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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He decided to go on a magical quest to find it.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/06/12 19:08:08
Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 19:09:12
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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And so he went, with his emty can o' milk
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/06/12 19:09:23
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 19:09:15
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Massive Knarloc Rider
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He knew it would take him far away from the planet of pluto, but Larry, being the determined five legged space cow he was, was determined to succeed.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 19:11:55
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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he took the keys for his space ship, "The shiny marshmellow".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 19:28:23
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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He flew through the universe until he came to a black hole and got sucked into it.
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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 19:31:11
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Massive Knarloc Rider
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As he was pulled towards it, he saw his bottle o' milk fly past, towards the black hole!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 20:26:23
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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He just happened to be rescued by superman who was flying by, and his can o' milk got sucked in to the black hole, squished to a micorscopic size, and thrown to the end of some universe somewhere.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/06/12 20:26:41
Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 20:40:27
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Massive Knarloc Rider
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"Oh golly goshsickles!" exclaimed Larry at the sudden turn of events.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 22:37:42
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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He pulled out a knife and mugged superman.
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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 22:40:33
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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Superman said:
"Oh wait! Five-legged cows don't have opposable thumbs!"
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Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 22:52:24
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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Larry poops in his mouth before he can say anything else and superman drowns in larry's poop.
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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 22:58:52
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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cormz wrote:Larry poops in his mouth before he can say anything else and superman drowns in larry's poop.
As superman spiraled away into the void, Larry continued on his quest to fill his can.
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Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 23:08:28
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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Then he saw a shiny light in the distance. And also, he doesn't have his can any more if you read my post before.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/06/12 23:09:56
Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 23:13:51
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Massive Knarloc Rider
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as Larry floated closer ( he lost his ship to the black hole) the light began to resemble a small furry rodent.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 23:22:42
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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He lealized it was a fluorescent space chipmunk.
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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/12 23:46:23
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Massive Knarloc Rider
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and it said to him
"the path you seek is hidden behind the eye that never sleeps"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/13 00:37:23
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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Larry didn't really understand the fluorescent space chipmunk, so he grabbed him, tied him on to his back, and went on.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/06/13 00:37:46
Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/13 01:07:59
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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The space police would later apprehend Larry for rodential abuse.
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Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 02:25:00
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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Larry decided to eat the rodent so that there was no evidence of him ever having it.
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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 12:19:30
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Stealthy Kroot Stalker
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Sadly, the rodent wasn't dead after being eaten, and so it started on it's own journey through the digestive system of Larry.
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3000pts 3500pts Sold =[ 500pts WIP
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 14:17:26
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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It didn't get far before the stomach juices in larry killed it.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/06/14 14:17:35
Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/06/14 15:42:44
Subject: The story made of sentences.
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Massive Knarloc Rider
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Or did they?
dun dun duuuuuuuun!
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