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The 'cut and paste' daemons strike again!

Soulgrinder Boxed Set

This boxed set contains enough metal components to assemble one (1) Epidemius model. All models are supplied unassembled and unpainted.

Hahahahahahahahahah!

The descriptions are fun - I assume they're taken from the army books?

"Flamers are capable of a fair turn of speed, expelling gaseous ichor through the pinkish fungoid ‘skirt’ at their base to bound and leap across the ground with considerable gusto."

"Campaigning armies, with the poor hygiene and unmentionable diseases that entails, offer a glut of work for the Tallyman, but also present rare opportunities for more unusual studies."

"Great Unclean Ones are ebullient and obstreperous..."

"Once they get thoroughly worked up they can rarely (if ever) contain themselves and leave little piles of acrid slime in their wake. All this attention is not a problem to other creatures of Nurgle, but tends to kill mortals fairly rapidly."

"As they advance, cackling madly at their own incomprehensible jokes, they casually unleash a barrage of arcane missiles of ever-changing hues, mutating the best-protected enemies into blobs of gelatinous flesh."

"...this does not prevent the proud parent squashing its progeny underfoot, or gobbling one or two up in a moment of compulsive and absent-minded peckishness."

Elusive71 wrote:"...this does not prevent the proud parent squashing its progeny underfoot, or gobbling one or two up in a moment of compulsive and absent-minded peckishness."

We've all been there, right dads?

I'm more familiar with this sort of experience:

Elusive71 wrote:"expelling gaseous ichor through the pinkish fungoid ‘skirt’ at their base to bound and leap across the ground with considerable gusto."

Pariah Press wrote:

Elusive71 wrote:"...this does not prevent the proud parent squashing its progeny underfoot, or gobbling one or two up in a moment of compulsive and absent-minded peckishness."

We've all been there, right dads?

Thank God, I thought I was the only one. Well, me and that woman who put her baby in the microwave.