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Chrysaor686 wrote:Actually, I have to roll a leadership test to get my Genestealers to stop fondling the Biovore's Spore Sac.

...buh.

Shuma: Is that your tyrant? I don't think it's possible for that model to not look badass, even if it is painted bright pink it's stil awesome.

I have an all-male army with a leader who has a vagina for a face, giant robots from grorious Nippon, and a wannabe-military "urban" scheme with the giant robots having fabulously flamboyant paintjobs.

It's pretty obvious what this says about me.

You're a Tau player too then?

I'm sure they do have women, it's just hard to tell because they're all wearing helmets...

I paint my IG as 8th cadian as I like to stick to the original colors just cause I really liked the look of them. Idk what that says about me.

My color schemes tell me that I am an uncreative and lazy man. I rarely mix paints, I slosh
smokey ink and sepia on most things, and I reuse color schemes across diferent armies and
games.

Shuma: Is that your tyrant? I don't think it's possible for that model to not look badass, even if it is painted bright pink it's stil awesome.

Yeah, well he was at least. I sold him and the rest of my nids to fund my space sharks. The army color scheme was actually one of the better I've painted. against the black of the inner carapace it popped very well.

I never did finish the hive tyrant though. Or any other non ripper model in the entire army. All that fading takes forever and I just didn't have the willpower.

stonefox wrote:Is your leader Liberace?

Now that is a CONCEPT for an SM chapter!

Diamond encrusted piano on a Land Raider. Hmmmmmm!

Kilkrazy wrote:

stonefox wrote:Is your leader Liberace?

Now that is a CONCEPT for an SM chapter!

Diamond encrusted piano on a Land Raider. Hmmmmmm!

and your Commander must have a rhinestone encrusted cape that is twice as long as he is and counts as a jet back.

Oh Man, A Liberace, Elton John, and a Billy Joel Themed Army.

Evil Eli wrote:Oh Man, A Liberace, Elton John, and a Billy Joel Themed Army.

Add one more and you could find some bizarre justification to ally them with the Chaos gods. Not sure quite how you'd divvy them up, though.

The Emperor would probably sned in a Chapter led by a reincarnated Johnny Cash to counter, though.

I collect Savage Orcs.

That suggests I'm a nutcase. And it's quite accurate. Waaaaagh!

Now that is a CONCEPT for an SM chapter!
Diamond encrusted piano on a Land Raider. Hmmmmmm!
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and your Commander must have a rhinestone encrusted cape that is twice as long as he is and counts as a jet back.
Oh Man, A Liberace, Elton John, and a Billy Joel Themed Army.

On it.

edit: We can get started with this.

two_heads_talking wrote:

stonefox wrote:I have an all-male army with a leader who has a vagina for a face, giant robots from grorious Nippon, and a wannabe-military "urban" scheme with the giant robots having fabulously flamboyant paintjobs.

It's pretty obvious what this says about me.

It says you are all over the place and still trying to find yourself? post up pics or it didn't happen.. I don't remember your paintjobs to be flamboyant at all..

There's my P&M blog thread. I was thinking it means I'm in the closet with a penchant for gay anime (trick statement cuz all anime's p gay) but that interpretation works.

Balance wrote:

Evil Eli wrote:Oh Man, A Liberace, Elton John, and a Billy Joel Themed Army.

Add one more and you could find some bizarre justification to ally them with the Chaos gods. Not sure quite how you'd divvy them up, though.

The Emperor would probably sned in a Chapter led by a reincarnated Johnny Cash to counter, though.

The 4th would have to be something like Axel Rose (khorneish).

Well my CSM are black legion. I primed them black so I could paint them as fast as possible.

So I guess that makes me a speed painter.

Well, for my Grey Knights, the paint scheme is fairly plain, with the exception that Justicars are gold, Brother Captains are gold, and Grand Masters are platinum. However, on the upside, anything Justicar and up(Justicars, Terminators, Brother Captains, and Grand Master) has a nice big pelt of fur dressed upon their shoulders. It basicly says they raped the hell out of a greater daemon, and used the pelt to insult the Chaos gods.

As for my orkz, well... they have blue stripey camo on their faces... and I like blue...

Someone please look at my orks dammit!

I do however, have a strong urge now to paint an ork completely black and white, with some very vibrant colours here and there, a la Sin City.

My Black Legion army says I listen to too much death metal.

I think my Pretty Marine Baneblade says more about the people who flip out and call me gay than it does about me.