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2009/02/18 05:28:51
Subject: 40k Condoms?
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
Standing right behind you...
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Now Lordhat...how exactly did you manage to come across that? hehe funny though.
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'I once tried to kill the World's Greatest Lover...but then I realized there were laws against suicide,' Sideshow Bob. |
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2009/02/18 11:40:00
Subject: Re:40k Condoms?
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Fireknife Shas'el
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This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to feth her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fethin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna feth you softly
I'm gonna screw you litely
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fethin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fethin feth you discreetly
And then I'll fething bone you completely
But then I'm gonna feth you hard
Hard
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2009/02/18 11:51:31
Subject: 40k Condoms?
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Of course, I really should reccomend Mega Armour.
It is the best way to protect your Nob after all.....
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2009/02/18 18:02:51
Subject: 40k Condoms?
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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JD21290 wrote:
these work better 
Holy  ! I just about died when I saw that. 
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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2009/02/19 06:03:41
Subject: 40k Condoms?
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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I doubt those condums work though, due to the amount of Guardsmen there are.
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'I once tried to kill the World's Greatest Lover...but then I realized there were laws against suicide,' Sideshow Bob. |
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2009/02/19 06:15:46
Subject: 40k Condoms?
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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Yeah but they probably protect against STDs...and Chaos taint.
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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2009/02/19 15:20:43
Subject: 40k Condoms?
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Fireknife Shas'el
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If you're on the taint, you're doing it wrong.
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2009/02/19 16:07:20
Subject: 40k Condoms?
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Indeed. Biffin Bridge should be left alone!
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2009/02/21 05:31:39
Subject: 40k Condoms?
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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no emperor glove no love
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/02/23 22:30:44
"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose
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