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2009/03/02 13:30:23
Subject: Re:What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I agree on both sides of the debate.
28days/weeks later
I AM LEGEND
and the like.... are not zombies.... BUT if that gak ever happened in real life.... Thats what Id be shouting...... AND SHOOTING!
I can do with out those morons that do not know you shoot them in the head! Seriously why wouldnt you? That gets me everytime.
As far as zombies go... those blasted zombie NINJAS! you know the ones! They hide in a bush, or behind a well opened door adn wait all stealthy like untill you utter the words "OK everything looks clear" THEN BAM!!!!! OH gak ZOMBIE TEARING MY NECK APART WITH HIS TEETH!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG * random wall smashings later* your a damn zombie
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2009/03/02 16:55:10
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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Zombie rocks.
I'm just walking along, when suddenly, out of nowhere comes a EVIL ZOMBIE ROCK OF DEATH. It tried to eat me. It wasn't very nice...
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2009/03/02 16:57:40
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Kanluwen beat me to it. I Am Legend = Vampires, not zombies.
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2009/03/02 17:01:28
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Dakka Veteran
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MagickalMemories wrote:Running zombies.
WTF is up with that? You're dead. If you try to move at more than a shambling gait, something's gonna fall off.
i totaly agree...i have been playing left 4 dead and man i hate that there so fast frightens the pants off me
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quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals. <<< my hero
KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there 
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2009/03/02 22:40:46
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Platuan4th wrote:Kanluwen beat me to it. I Am Legend = Vampires, not zombies.
Actually, as stated, they are "Infected Cannibals," not Vampires.
I still reiterate my point:
If they're running after you and your buddies, you aren't gonna go, "Hey! Look out for the Running Infected Cannibals!"
You're yelling, "Holy  ! Look out for the ing Zombies!"
I doubt you'd even say, "Vampires!" I believe "Zombies" would be the nom de guerre, of sorts.
Eric
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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2009/03/03 07:28:08
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Don't forget Zombie cows.
Hamburgers that try to eat you first.
Eric
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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2009/03/03 16:30:27
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Kanluwen wrote:to get technical: I Am Legend was vampires, not zombies  at least in the book...
Zombie vampires- now you're talking! On a zombie vampire do you aim for the head or the heart?
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Nothing says 'ecce homo' like a strong beard. |
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2009/03/03 16:40:12
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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OddJob. wrote:Kanluwen wrote:to get technical:
I Am Legend was vampires, not zombies
at least in the book...
Zombie vampires- now you're talking!
On a zombie vampire do you aim for the head or the heart?
Both.
At the same time.
With wooden stake bullets.
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2009/03/03 17:26:17
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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If you use the really traditional definition for zombie, it has to be reanimated by supernatural forces (or specifically a voodoo priest if you're getting really narrow), so corpses brought to life by a virus don't count either.
I still think the things from 28 Days qualify as zombies in the casual definition.
(Although, I would define the things from I Am Legend as "ghouls" myself, at least in the movie. They didn't exhibit zombie-like behavior, but they didn't act much like vampires either, besides the UV thing.)
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/03/03 17:32:04
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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I prefer this definition of a zombie:
A dead rotting thing trying to kill you and eat your brains.
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2009/03/03 21:28:53
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Major
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Zombie Flanders. I hate that guy.
Bart- "Homer! You Shot the Zombie Flanders!!" Homer- "He Was a Zombie?"
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"And if we've learnt anything over the past 1000 mile retreat it's that Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanisation!" |
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2009/03/03 21:33:01
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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The really fast, skittish zombies.
Like the ones in L4D, but worse.
I mean, how do you expect me to shotgun you in the face if you run at me fast?! Have some respect.
sA
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My Loyalist P&M Log, Irkutsk 24th
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. |
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2009/03/03 22:21:11
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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I'd call them the "Oh shi...", personally.
Because man, zombies are such a pain to clean up after.
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2009/03/04 01:45:37
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Killer Klaivex
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Flaming explosive zombies with laser eyes that can fly.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/03/04 02:22:15
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Nuclear Zombies.
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2009/03/04 03:54:09
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Killer Klaivex
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Radioactive mutant cyborg werewolf vampire zombies with laser eyes, two power-direswords that ignore Eternal Warrior, and mind bullets.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/03/04 04:12:51
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Zombies that escaped the off-topic section that have nothing to do with Sylvania, Nagash, Khemri or Nurgle...
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2009/03/04 05:59:01
Subject: Re:What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Nigel Stillman
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Ninja Pirate Zombie Robots.
First they sneak stealthily in the shadows, and then they go pillaging, steal electronics, and eat brains.
(Kudos to those who get this reference.)
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2009/03/04 06:52:58
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Stubborn Temple Guard
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I don't want to see a zombie Elephant...
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27th Member of D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.
Resident Battletech Guru. |
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2009/03/04 11:11:57
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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The running kind.
That's just ... wrong. They'd just fall to bits. It's been confirmed by Meester Zombie-guy himself (George Romero).
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2009/03/14 15:16:14
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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Mattlov wrote:I don't want to see a zombie Elephant...
In the latest version it´s the amphibious zombie carp 
M.
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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2009/03/14 15:19:45
Subject: Re:What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Zombie Amoebas...
Don't Ask.....
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Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
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2009/03/14 15:32:27
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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...after a recent post by Kyoto I realised another type of zombie I REALLY hate.
Time-Traveling zombies.
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2009/03/14 18:06:58
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Foxy Wildborne
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Miguelsan wrote:Mattlov wrote:I don't want to see a zombie Elephant...
In the latest version it´s the amphibious zombie carp
M.
Wow. First ever DF reference I've seen outside of /tg/
I really, really hate tech support zombies.
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The old meta is dead and the new meta struggles to be born. Now is the time of munchkins. |
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