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2009/04/21 16:45:20
Subject: Re:you are the leader of your respective country
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I would follow up on my campaign promise of "reaching out". I would set up a friendly meeting with the zombie overlord/necromancer. Just because they are zombie doesn't mean we can't negotiate......right? I mean it's obvious that we just don't understand them....
GG
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2009/04/21 17:14:28
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Not all zombies eat brains you know, some eat legs, and others eat intestines.
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2009/04/21 17:23:08
Subject: Re:you are the leader of your respective country
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Longtime Dakkanaut
The ruins of the Palace of Thorns
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I would immediately implement a version of the "Redeker Plan".
Look it up, thank me later.
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2009/04/21 17:29:15
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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Implement Turtle Pie as the state religion.
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2009/04/21 17:35:30
Subject: Re:you are the leader of your respective country
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Dominating Dominatrix
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Fifty wrote:I would immediately implement a version of the "Redeker Plan".
Look it up, thank me later.
I get it 
Great book.
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2009/04/21 18:04:52
Subject: Re:you are the leader of your respective country
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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generalgrog wrote:I would set up a friendly meeting with the zombie overlord/necromancer.
We don't have a lord. I told you, we're an anarco-sydicalist commune.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/04/21 18:28:44
Subject: Re:you are the leader of your respective country
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Meh, I'm the British ruler, I don't care about my people!
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Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
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2009/04/21 19:35:12
Subject: Re:you are the leader of your respective country
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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Orkeosaurus wrote:generalgrog wrote:I would set up a friendly meeting with the zombie overlord/necromancer.
We don't have a lord. I told you, we're an anarco-sydicalist commune.
And strange corpses eating brains is no system of government 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/04/21 19:35:30
H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, locationMagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
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2009/04/21 19:57:50
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Well following the system of bad stereotypes the zombies from South Africa would either be:
A)To chilled out to do anything and would just wonder around being genrally happy.
B)The criminals would steal em and/or genrally blow em to bits before they did anything.
C)They would be to busy with the up coming elections to eat brains.
But now reverting back to accually solvening the problem,I was the one who let the zombies and/or viruse out so *evil laughter*.Now I rule the world!!!!!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/04/21 20:04:20
Subject: Re:you are the leader of your respective country
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Drone without a Controller
My Dark Tower Of Everlasting Doom
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Just nuke them and blame Russia for the dead of millions of innocents caught in the nuke's blast radius.
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2009/04/21 20:06:15
Subject: Re:you are the leader of your respective country
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Orkeosaurus wrote:generalgrog wrote:I would set up a friendly meeting with the zombie overlord/necromancer.
We don't have a lord. I told you, we're an anarco-sydicalist commune.
I'm not sure..... but I think you may have missed my underlying point. :-)
GG
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2009/04/21 21:03:33
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Pragmatic Collabirator
The East Coast of the USA
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garret wrote:every livig thig needs body heat
and how is that unsesible that grifs idea from rvb
Yah, Zombies are not alive. There's a reason they're called the undead. Because they're not dead. That doesn't mean they're alive.
Personally, I would distribute chainsaws and shotguns to every law-abiding citizen and then get me a chainsaw and a shotgun and kick some zombie butt!
Or do the rational thing and hide in a bunker while the Navy SEALS handle it...
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Sola Deus Gloria!
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DS:90-s-G+M-B++I+Pw40k04#-D+++A++/eWD355R+T(M)DM+ |
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2009/04/22 02:50:05
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Killer Klaivex
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Australia's safe. Most of the country is empty wasteland, so zombies would dry out or starve, if they were in the bush, drop bears would get them, and if they were in the cities, we can just get our elite cricketers to bowl their brains out. And flaunt the trophy we won from England in the process.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/22 03:41:33
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Stabbin' Skarboy
Galactics Comics and Games, Georgia, USA
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Orkeosaurus wrote:This is the least sensible thing I have ever read in the Off Topic forum.
You guys are be hilarious.
Sigged.
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2009/04/22 05:24:03
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Sinewy Scourge
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In DrMcNinja there was a brilliant plan to avoid zombie contagion spreading. I think it involved space suits for all the residents. Also, it might've helped the fact that the mayor was a former astronaut.
Obviously, we're talking about the webcomic whose main character could avoid detention by any police force if he reached his clinic and yelled "safe", so I think it was pretty sensible in every way.
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2009/04/22 08:16:58
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Major
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Straight to my private jet and off to the bahamas for me.
So long suckers!
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