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2009/04/21 05:22:59
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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and zombies are invading the world
what do you do
me
i would pass a law the sped up global warming
then when a climate shift happens ad a new ice age comes the zombies will die without heat since they have no body heat of there own
p.s. all lifeforms need heat to survive
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/04/21 05:27:17
 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/04/21 05:24:36
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Killer Klaivex
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i wud try to spel beter and use proper gramer
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/21 05:27:52
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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hope you fell good insulting a special ed kid
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/04/21 05:30:17
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Killer Klaivex
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You could have told me, you know. There's a dislexic user on these forums somewhere who explained his problem.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/21 05:33:23
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Madrak Ironhide
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What would you do about FLAMING ZOMBIES?!
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2009/04/21 05:50:57
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Killer Klaivex
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Chainsaws doused in water. Duh.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/21 05:51:15
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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garret wrote:
i would pass a law the sped up global warming
then when a climate shift happens ad a new ice age comes the zombies will die without heat since they have no body heat of there own
p.s. all lifeforms need heat to survive
This is the least sensible thing I have ever read in the Off Topic forum.
That's saying something.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/04/21 05:57:03
Subject: Re:you are the leader of your respective country
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Zombies are Undead, they don't NEED body heat, you would have to douse them in liquid nitrogen to freeze them. I would pass out guns and go on TV. "Greetings, my fellow Americans. We've got a zombie outbreak. Shoot them in the head. That is all."
As an aside, there are a lot of people on Dakka who need help with there spelling and grammar, and I don't think they're all special ed. Switch to Firefox, it has a spell checker. It helps me, since I'm probably the Dyslexic one that was mentioned. I try to check my posts before hitting Submit, and even then an occasional mistake slips through.
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2009/04/21 05:57:30
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Dakka Veteran
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Id take a leaft from L4D and cure the infection one bullet at a time  Of course id have scientists develop a re-spawn ability for me
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quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals. <<< my hero
KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there 
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2009/04/21 06:04:48
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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every livig thig needs body heat
and how is that unsesible that grifs idea from rvb
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/04/21 06:12:57
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Killer Klaivex
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Yes. Exactly. You think RvB is serious?
And zombies aren't alive. They're undead, like vampires and ghouls.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/04/21 06:15:04
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Zombies are not living things. Humans are, and creating an ice age would probably wipe out more people than this zombie invasion would.
This is in addition to the fact that you also plan to:
a) Pass a law to increase global warming
b) Use global warming to create an ice age
c) Do this in a narrow enough timeframe to stop the invasion
Makes it an exceptionally bad plan.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/04/21 06:23:33
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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[DCM]
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I'd kill all the necromancers, because all dead things need a necromancer to live...
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2009/04/21 06:26:01
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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[DCM]
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I've changed my mind.
I'd kill Ricky Martin's tribute performer...
Because all living things which are dead, which OP thinks are alive, need heat, and this Ricky Martin impersonator is currently the world's highest producer of....
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2009/04/21 06:32:42
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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I would invade Georgia.
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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
This is a bad thread and you should all feel bad |
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2009/04/21 08:37:58
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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I'd deploy the pirates. And when the pirate problem gets out of hand, I'd deploy the ninjas. And when the ninja problem gets out of hand, I'd set myself on fire.
Because ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.
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2009/04/21 10:17:15
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Member of the Malleus
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"here kiddy! Have a rifle."
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2009/04/21 10:51:09
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Sinewy Scourge
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I for one would welcome our new Zombie overlords.
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2009/04/21 11:48:36
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Dominating Dominatrix
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Official speech to the public:
"Well well well, I bet now you're looking rather stupid. What can we do against this Zombie Outbreak? I don't know, maybe you would know games like Dead Rising wouldn't get banned!
Maybe then you would know how to handle a Zombie Outbreak, but nooooooo, these games and movies are all glorifiying violence, we can't have that in Germany.
Your fault!"
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2009/04/21 12:20:45
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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I would immediately invade Canada, Brazil, and Tahiti.
Why?
Canadian Zombies would be too polite to actually bite anyone. "Mmm....brains...oh sorry! never mind"
Brazilian Zombies would be too busy dancing the samba to be a threat.
Tahiti. No reason other than its Tahiti. Do you need a reason to take over a paradise? Shizl my nizl.
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-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/04/21 13:56:48
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Blame Umbrella for doing bad things and then move to the moon base that I had been constructing for just this occassion.
PS: Zombies are undead and have no circulation so body heat does not apply to their situation. You can however freeze their tissue so they can't move, but they can just thaw out.
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2009/04/21 13:58:13
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Madrak Ironhide
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Frazzled wrote:I would immediately invade Canada, Brazil, and Tahiti.
Why?
Canadian Zombies would be too polite to actually bite anyone. "Mmm....brains...oh sorry! never mind"
Brazilian Zombies would be too busy dancing the samba to be a threat.
Tahiti. No reason other than its Tahiti. Do you need a reason to take over a paradise? Shizl my nizl.
By those stereotypes, American zombies would be too fat and lazy to bother anyone.
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2009/04/21 13:58:52
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Madrak Ironhide
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I'd institute a national wargaming league.
What does this have to do with zombies? Absolutely nothing.
It would be so cool while it lasted, though.
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2009/04/21 14:05:11
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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malfred wrote:Frazzled wrote:I would immediately invade Canada, Brazil, and Tahiti.
Why?
Canadian Zombies would be too polite to actually bite anyone. "Mmm....brains...oh sorry! never mind"
Brazilian Zombies would be too busy dancing the samba to be a threat.
Tahiti. No reason other than its Tahiti. Do you need a reason to take over a paradise? Shizl my nizl.
By those stereotypes, American zombies would be too fat and lazy to bother anyone.
You're forgetting the health nut zombies. you know the ones you always see jogging around "hydrating" and ruining it for the rest of us. Besides fat zombies = unstoppable juggernaut zombies. You need a shotgun to deal with that swizzle dizzle. Canadian zombies offer the best-large but polite. If you shout at them they'll go sit down and be quiet. The Quebec xzombies wouldn't do anything either, but they would complain a lot and smoke bad cigarettes.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/04/21 14:08:35
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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I would address my adoring Nation, across all Channels.
I would reassure them that having watched far, far too many Zombie films, the core thing to remember is that ultimately, Zombies are crap adversaries. Slow, poor coordination, and physically weak. Only the deeply stupid die to Zombies.
To further my point, I would remind them we live on an Island, so if we keep it together, decapitate the Zombies and bury them in concrete, we'll be fine. Then, in 40 or 50 years we can go re-establish the Empire and return the world to how it should be.
At this point, I become a National Hero in the stature of Churchill, and everybody loves me.
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2009/04/21 14:11:17
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Zombies can get bloated and float, they also sinkto the bottom and walk across the ocean floor. Those poor merpeople would never see it coming.
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2009/04/21 14:16:34
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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They wouldn't survive an ocean crossing. Something would eat them pronto. THe bloating also only last so long, so eventually they would sink.
And crossing the stygian depths of the ocean would crush their feeble bodies.
BRITAIN PREVAILS!
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2009/04/21 14:28:43
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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zombies are the LIVING DEAD
so there for are living they are just reanimated corpse
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/04/21 14:34:01
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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They could learn to fly zombie planes. Zombies are also inedible.
Zombies are living dead a.k.a undead. Same thing, one is more PC than the other though. This still doesn't prove the fact that they need body heat. Zombies feel no pain and move only with electrical signals from a virus in the brain. The virus doesn't need heat or oxygen so the body doesn't either.
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2009/04/21 16:24:04
Subject: you are the leader of your respective country
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Fighter Pilot
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"My fellow Americans.... So long! And thanks for all the fish!"
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