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"My mother's Russian, and my father's Italian. So when i see a bottle of Vodka, I don't know whether to drink it, or shove it up my ass!"

Stewart Lee for the win!

"Mutton Dressed As Lamb"?

You know what, I don't even believe that these are British expressions.

I think you just make them up. I bet if I go to Brittan tomorrow and tell people I'm taking the piss on a chav they'll have no idea what I'm saying.

Nah, its all real, honest.

ork, if you tell someone your taking the piss on a chav they will possibly give you weird looks

if you tell them your taking the piss out of a chav they will laugh.



or, if you really wanna have a bubble you call em a crown and tell em to stop bein bengals

JD21290 wrote:or, if you really wanna have a bubble you call em a crown and tell em to stop bein bengals

Yeah, I throw it'd be a granite to call him a realtor and granel the spider about his mom's relish too.

adding random words into a sentance does not make rhyming slang

bubble - laugh
bengal - chancer / they are pushing thier luck
crown - spanker (filter will possibly kill this one)

They're not random words!

Every American knows what I'm talking about. We just don't share our secret words with foreigners.

If you had quince a tholrem you'd have penguined the gothum already.

Lawd above! Well, i' is official, Orke 'as gone totally mad. , innit.

Orkeosaurus wrote:They're not random words!

Every American knows what I'm talking about. We just don't share our secret words with foreigners.

If you had quince a tholrem you'd have penguined the gothum already.

QFT!

I like quince jam. It's nearly impossible to find in the shops, though.

AAAAAARGH! MY EYES! MY EYES! Mad Doc, I hate you for bringing this sickness upon me!

JD21290 wrote:if you want mutton dressed as lamb just google paris hilton, lindsay lohan and other such people.

So let me get this straight, you think its snobbish to call call the woman in the story mutton dressed as lamb.

But think the title is perfectly acceptable for a group of women still in their 20's?Presumably just because they are famous.

Smells like troll mischief to me!

LuciusAR wrote:

JD21290 wrote:if you want mutton dressed as lamb just google paris hilton, lindsay lohan and other such people.

So let me get this straight, you think its snobbish to call call the woman in the story mutton dressed as lamb.

But think the title is perfectly acceptable for a group of women still in their 20's?Presumably just because they are famous.

Smells like troll mischief to me!

That's only if you consider being snobbish a bad thing. I think it's a great thing to be. After all, if you are a snob you cannot be chav by definition,l and I'd much rather be a snobby gentleman than a chav, wouldn't you?

But think the title is perfectly acceptable for a group of women still in their 20's?Presumably just because they are famous.

Smells like troll mischief to me!

comming from someone who defended the staff in another thread simply to gain attention this is pretty funny.
you hear and see alot about the people i said, and you can see how they act and what kind of person they are.

what i said to doc was simply because he had 100% no idea what these people were like.


now, finished with your gakky and pointless comments?

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Ach...I don't know about "chavs" or "mutton & lambs" but the ladies pictured in the OP's link are most definatly Swamp goblins...bleh..off to boil my eyes now.

JD21290 wrote:funny how people shout chav alot, yet wouldnt have the balls to say it to someone in the street lol

Funnily enough, that's because the chance of being mugged/stabbed/beaten is pretty damn high.

At least in my area. You don't make two eyes at anybody in the street.

Kilkrazy wrote:I like quince jam. It's nearly impossible to find in the shops, though.

Waitrose is your friend.

sA

Good tip! I'll pop over there this morning.

Funnily enough, that's because the chance of being mugged/stabbed/beaten is pretty damn high.

At least in my area. You don't make two eyes at anybody in the street.

thats my point, gotta love nerd rage on here
some people get the chance to think they are solid, yet as soon as they are in the big wide world they are scared of thier own shadows.

I'm not scared of chavs.

I'm going to go to Britain and be all like "Excuse me sir, are you a chav? You just looks so damn chavvy to me I'd be really surprised if you weren't a chavving crown who's being a bengal! Now, excuse me while I take the piss on you."

It's take the piss out of you.

Orkeosaurus wrote:I'm not scared of chavs.

I'm going to go to Britain and be all like "Excuse me sir, are you a chav? You just looks so damn chavvy to me I'd be really surprised if you weren't a chavving crown who's being a bengal! Now, excuse me while I take the piss on you."

Are you Borat?

He'll be Borat if he goes in the wrong pub and says that.

my town needs a pub
all we have is place with 3 bar stools and a drive through window

The fact that America has Alcohol Stores with DRIVE THROUGH WINDOWS just doubles my already strong urge to never set foot there.

they do? lol
what a great way to promote drink-driving 0_o

whats next? the drive through meth lab?

I thought Milton Keanes had those already?

you know, while i'm sure some people in the area would love to give their lab a drive through, every time they try they probably blow the place up.

bonus info-the drive through booze and go is roughly across the street from a nursing home.
and its rather close to a house with some derelict looking carnival rides in the back yard

Gwar! wrote:The fact that America has Alcohol Stores with DRIVE THROUGH WINDOWS just doubles my already strong urge to never set foot there.

Hear hear! Oh wait, I'm stuck here, during finals week, the single booziest few days this little college town ever has to go through each year. As my and my fiancee's bicycles have had more than one beer bath thanks to our upstairs neighbors getting unruly, I can only ask this...why does 'living it up' in college mean 'getting drunk to the point of being completely uncivilized and them making a complete tit out of one's self, to the expense of anyone within a parsec of one's awful parties'? If I didn't have classes to go to, I'd lock myself into my apartment and batten all hatches until they all leave.

And I made the mistake of looking at that link as a strange, strange little optimistic thought whispered 'Hey, it can't possibly be that bad.' Yet another thing on the list of things I can't ever unsee.