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Made in us
Junior Officer with Laspistol






The eye of terror.

I played one army: Black Legion, for over a decade. I've always had fun with them, but every time I played against Eldar, I always wished that I could have all those wonderful toys...

Last November I won $90 worth of GW stuff as a tournament prize... I was trying to find Chaos stuff that I needed... but I've pretty much got at least one of every unit...

The Space Elf battleforce was like a bright shining rainbow on the shelf, and I ended up getting it, even though it's honestly a pretty crappy buy, it was the core of my new Eldar army.

Why did the berzerker cross the road?
Gwar! wrote:Willydstyle has it correct
Gwar! wrote:Yup you're absolutely right

New to the game and can't win? Read this.

 
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob






Joplin, Missouri

Against Chaos, fantasy or 40k, doesn't matter for whatever reason best I can do is a draw. Even a draw is very unlikely. I guess I need to give the Emperor/Karl Franz a little more attention.

Also my own characters: HEs, Empire, Dwarfs. If I have 4 attacks or more I am almost guranteed to fail 50%+ of my to-hit rolls.

"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms  
   
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Screamin' Stormboy






Daemons, tzeentch. I love the horrors, everyday i think about buying a squad... or an army,but i already have three armies. once i sell them i might actually buy them. but until then..

I pwn with Orks

92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig.
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Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.


 
   
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Bloodthirsty Bloodletter



Anchorage

My biggest curse seems to be with my own daemon army, when it comes time to roll for the half you selected. I've gotten the half I selected exactly 4 times since the army came out. So, out of 60+ games, I got the 3+ 4 times. And those were when I decided to be tricky, and put the half I would prefer to leave in reserve into the half I was rolling 3+ for. I'm still doing very well with them, but it's getting a bit ridiculous...
   
Made in nl
[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S

My Elysian snipers (BS4) are notorious for always missing, same with my Sentinels, regardless of list (D-99 or regular Guard) who are also notoriously poor shots with the multi-melta and autocannon.



Fatum Iustum Stultorum



Fiat justitia ruat caelum

 
   
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Regular Dakkanaut





Frankfurt (Germany)

Never ever did my Avatar score more than 2 hits in the last two years of gaming, and rarely does he kill more than one enemy. It's really strange.

Not too long ago he and some stomrguardians charged into a chaosmarine squad. It was the stormguardians winning that combat for him (against doomed chaosmarines with khaines-blessing-seer at their aid).


It's really terrible.



Other than that?


Brightlances on Wraithlords. Either they don't hit or they don't even glance. They don't do anything, ever. (Thus, I switched to fielding close-combat-lords).

I don't want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to - I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can't even express these things properly because I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid limiting spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws! And feel the wind of a supernova flowing over me! And I can know much more! I can experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body! 
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





Earlobe deep in doo doo

With me Bretonnians I have a large collection of lovely Perry metals but I didn't have the skill to paint them and now I just about can, I just can't quite be bothered to play fantasy. Mainly as my favourite models are the Peasants and Archers and the last thing you take in a competitive Bretonnian list are them.

"But me no buts! Our comrades get hurt. Our friends die. Falkenburg is a knight who swore an oath to serve the church and to defend the weak. He'd be the first to tell you to stop puling and start planning. Because what we are doing-at risk to ourselves-is what we have sworn to do. The West relies on us. It is a risk we take with pride. It is an oath we honour. Even when some soft southern burgher mutters about us, we know the reason he sleeps soft and comfortable, why his wife is able to complain about the price of cabbages as her most serious problem and why his children dare to throw dung and yell "Knot" when we pass. It's because we are what we are. For all our faults we stand for law and light.
Von Gherens This Rough Magic Lackey, Flint & Freer
Mekagorkalicious -Monkeytroll
2017 Model Count-71
 
   
 
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