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2009/05/02 04:31:00
Subject: Progress of the New Flu
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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mcfly wrote:Im gonna die!!!!!!!!!!
Nope, no one around here in Georgia with swine flu, to my knowledge, that is.
However, you know the first kid to die in America was a Mexican? Who was recently in Mexico?
I agree with the earlier threads comment that Mexico has a bad health care system and that's why there's such a high death count there.
Actualy,I heard this morning that supossedly there are 3 cases here in Georgia,but since the CDC is literly right down the street from me I'm not overly concerned...wait maybe I should be  .
Honestly,I'm not sheeping along with the media "Oh lawdy weez all gonna die!!" nonsence,but of course I'm attempting to seperate fact from to get a better view on the whole situation.
Next It'll be zombie flu...yay 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
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2009/05/02 04:39:59
Subject: Progress of the New Flu
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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how about the fact the the confirmed death from h1n1 flu is ten world wide and more than 36000 die from regular flu just in america
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/05/02 05:24:13
Subject: Progress of the New Flu
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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namegoeshere wrote:Meh, it's not the Spanish flu. More people will die slipping in the bath - or straining too hard to poop
Three cheers for straining too hard to poop! That's the American way to die! Seriously, if it's good enough for the King of rock and roll, it's good enough for me.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/05/03 00:00:58
Subject: Progress of the New Flu
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Turns out the Flus started in an american farm in California and is an off shoot of an American flu strain that started in 1998. First cases were in march. The farm in Mexico was half owned by the same U.S. Company and the flu may have been carried there.
Source: Science Magazine.
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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2009/05/03 00:55:59
Subject: Progress of the New Flu
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Fixture of Dakka
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More media propoganda to spread fear.
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2009/05/03 01:19:32
Subject: Progress of the New Flu
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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There is no need to fear, it's just a normal ole flu strain.
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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2009/05/03 04:15:45
Subject: Progress of the New Flu
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Serious Squig Herder
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I have Interweb piggy floo.
I'm emailing it to yous now.
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2009/05/03 11:21:11
Subject: Progress of the New Flu
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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OK, what's a better term for the coming pandemic?
Aporkalypse
Parmageddon
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2009/05/03 11:58:07
Subject: Re:Progress of the New Flu
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I called the swine flu helpline last night...
all i got was crackling 
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2009/05/03 15:49:47
Subject: Progress of the New Flu
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Fixture of Dakka
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I just love the piggy brains with some eggies and snscky cakey too.
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2009/05/04 12:37:43
Subject: Progress of the New Flu
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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sexiest_hero wrote:Turns out the Flus started in an american farm in California and is an off shoot of an American flu strain that started in 1998. First cases were in march. The farm in Mexico was half owned by the same U.S. Company and the flu may have been carried there.
Source: Science Magazine.
A. Thats Mexico's version, whcih stuffed the news until AFTER prime spring break time. I believe them as much as I believe Kim Il Sung is a humanitarian.
B. Its clearly George Bush's fault (hah first!).
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-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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2009/05/04 14:22:40
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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they found a cure
a silver bullet to the head
so keep a gun loaded handy
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/05/04 14:30:32
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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With the help of the media:
NURGLE WINS!!!
Back in '76 frightened people were vaccinated against the swine flu. The vaccine maimed and terminated more people than the virus...
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MAKE OF THIS WHAT YOU WILL, FOR YOU WILL BE MINE IN THE END NO MATTER WHAT! |
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