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whatwhat wrote:
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Minnesota

Hey, wait, I want this funny thing to!

Someone involve me!

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Buzzard's Knob

Wow, I've done worse than that and only got suspended. Rogue Market's server must be in Amish country.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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Orkeosaurus wrote:Hey, wait, I want this funny thing to!

Someone involve me!
I already Posted it on Page 1, you aint missing much.

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Junior Officer with Laspistol





South Africa

The Amish are party animals you will be suprised what they let you get away with.So I don't think its that.

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
 
   
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime







Deff Dread red Edition wrote:The Amish are party animals you will be suprised what they let you get away with.So I don't think its that.
QFT. The worst that can happen in Amish Country is they don't talk to you for a month or two. So if it were Amish you should have gotten a suspension, not a ban.

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Junior Officer with Laspistol





South Africa

I suspect this is the doing of the crab people!!!!


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The Great State of Texas

warpcrafter wrote:Me too! You can't bring up something like that and not expect people to be curious. After all, I'm probably gonna be banned from Dakka before the year is over.


You know, cold cash helps smooth over difficulties Warpcrafter...you know tangible grattitude

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Minnesota

"Want Orks - Have Porn" was it?

Seriously? I still remember the thread on Dakka where a soulgrinder had a giant penis. (That was an amusing thread.)

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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South Africa

Dedicated to Slaanesh was it?

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
 
   
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Minnesota

Yep.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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The Great State of Texas

Yea but the LOS issues with that soulgrinder are just too horrendous to contemplate...

Crab people
Crab people
walk like crabs
talk like people.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Junior Officer with Laspistol





South Africa

Well then I am judging that the little guy was hung like a large male baboon.

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

You got banned for that? if it was in the subject of a thread i can see that, but funny nonetheless.

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Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S

So of course the next question is, where's the porn?



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london

pm me please

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Manchester, UK

For any latecomers to this thread:

A black and white space marine, on a bla....


You'll never get that 10mins of your life back.

1500pts

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Bans for everyone!

Check out our new, fully plastic tabletop wargame - Maelstrom's Edge, made by Dakka!
 
   
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The Great State of Texas

Look out he has a stick with a nail in it!

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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Odenton, MD

So how good is this porn? I happen to have some orks lying around....
   
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Somewhere in south-central England.

It's impossible to get porn from the Internet.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

BrookM wrote:So of course the next question is, where's the porn?


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Spitsbergen

What a stupid thing to get banned for. What a stupid thing to post too.
   
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i got kicked out of 40k forums for saying someone might be a bad parent.
apparently telling the truth is of limits anywhere
also for saying wardenhammer has his panties in a bunch.

-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
 
   
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Buzzard's Knob

Frazzled wrote:
warpcrafter wrote:Me too! You can't bring up something like that and not expect people to be curious. After all, I'm probably gonna be banned from Dakka before the year is over.


You know, cold cash helps smooth over difficulties Warpcrafter...you know tangible grattitude


Cash flies from my hand so quickly that I'm surprised it doesn't catch fire. Damn GW!!! Damn them!!! Damn Hardees while I'm at it!!! (But only a little. If I get banned from Hardee's, you'll be able to see the fallout on CNN, this I swear.)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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SC, USA

About that porn. I have 200 gig of hi-grade. PM me for trade.
   
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The real question here is.

Are you a chick irl?
   
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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

And so it came to pass that DakkaDakka became /b/

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~2000 pts
DT:80S+GM+B--I+Pw40k09#--D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+
 
   
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New York

It's crafty but hardly worth a ban IMHO. But it does bring one point up: there is a large faction of PPl in this sport who take themselves too seriously. My guess is lack of sex.

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