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2009/06/01 22:21:07
Subject: Best last words.
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Commissar in Unit with Nork: EXECUTIONZ!
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail. 
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
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2009/06/01 22:45:44
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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"Feth off, commissar."
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2009/06/01 23:51:48
Subject: Best last words.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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"You know, those shoulder pads are just ridiculous!"
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2009/06/02 00:34:53
Subject: Best last words.
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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"nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nomnom nom nom"
1st Guardsman: "Hey,why do you keep saying "nom"?"
2ndGuardsman: "I thought you were saying "nom"!"
"non NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2009/06/02 03:04:46
Subject: Best last words.
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Scouting Shade
Toronto
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"Attention on deck, this is your Captain speaking. Prepare for warp jump; Piraeus to Crows World ETA 12 hours. Fire Hawks ho! the Emperor protects!"
This wins the thread!
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Armies:
 Angels of Absolution 1500pts
 Vostroyans 500pts
 Dark Elves 2000pts
 Warriors of Chaos 1500pts |
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2009/06/02 03:09:10
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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Wrack Sufferer
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"They call this guy 'Robot Boy'? Sounds like a gay, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"- Kharne before charging Robot Boy and his retinue.
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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2009/06/02 03:31:56
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte
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It's only Orks, we all know they can't hit the broad side of a.......................
Hey Bloodthirster everyone knows dreadlocks only look good on black guys
Oi you the short fat one with the beard. Yeah it was me that spilled your pint.
What do you mean they are killing me off at Armageddon? - Tycho
Look Mr Volkmar I don't mean to cause offense but I reckon Ulric could whip Sigmar any day of the week.
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2009/06/02 03:38:16
Subject: Best last words.
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Don't fuss, it's only a scratch....
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Gwar! wrote:Debate it all you want, I just report what the rules actually say. It's up to others to tie their panties in a Knot. I stopped caring long ago.
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2009/06/02 07:47:54
Subject: Best last words.
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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- Human wrote:"Attention on deck, this is your Captain speaking. Prepare for warp jump; Piraeus to Crows World ETA 12 hours. Fire Hawks ho! the Emperor protects!"
This wins the thread!
I agree, good one!
'I wonder what this button does?'
'Uh, Commissar? I was just thinking about our orders and-'
'How about we aim the basilisk turret straight up?'
'Hey! Hey! Hey, ya dumb speed freek! That was a red light! Red means stop dumbass!'
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/06/02 07:54:21
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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Regular Dakkanaut
Arizona
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The following two regularly occur:
"I still have one terminator left" *dies*
"How many flashlight shots? Ok whatever..." *carnifex dies*
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"I drive a big car, cuz I'm a big star. I'll make a big rock-and-roll hit." "I am a big car, and I'm a strip bar. Some call it fake, I call it good-as-it-gets."
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2009/06/02 08:35:47
Subject: Best last words.
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Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins
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"Nice doggy........AAAAAARGGGGGGGH" -23rd Mordian Iron Guard soldier, last seen in conflict with Daemons
"Anything but a one..." -Terminator
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One means the Mechanicum truly loses their gak, and the other means the Eldar realize that Vaul is really a toaster and experience religion fail.
Techmarine Mario and Brother Adept Luigi to the rescue !
I think it is a small fraction of Jesus worshiping Christians who have psychic powers.
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie
<-- Second in Command of the Turtle Pie Guard --> |
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2009/06/02 10:28:46
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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"I am just saying guys, if the Emperor was as all powerful as you guys let on, he wouldn't be a corpse....."
"Gray Knights can suck my chaos spawned balls!"
"Welcome back Brother! We thought you died in that last skirmish. Well anyways, here's whats going on, we lost track of the Callidus Assassin....."
"Blood Angels? More like Bloody Vags......"
"Space Wolves? What are those Space Viking tools gonna do to us?"
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2009/06/03 07:51:08
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Gandair wrote:The following two regularly occur:
"How many flashlight shots? Ok whatever..." *carnifex dies*
If you really have that kind of problem then upgrade the carnies toughness!
Basically,
Anything but a 
IG: Man this dead moon is so cool! I feel like Dr. Grant or Indian Jones (Whatever equivilent is in 40k). These ruins are so awesome, and the guys in these tombs? They look like they could get up and walk any second!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/03 07:54:21
Subject: Best last words.
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Carnifex with +1T is totally immune to Flashlights, so yeah, if your facing guard, buy the Bonded whatchamacallit
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
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2009/06/03 17:32:35
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
CT, RSA
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Hey guys! You gotta try a swig o' this! Just filched it outa the Space Wolves camp an...-Sevlar 232nd Trooper.
What do you mean I forgot my lunch? Hey Sly come ba...-Abbadon.
Come over here and say that!-Conscript to (insert).
#Critical System Error of Type 20194 has occured. Please contact Windows#-Necron Warior number 475.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/03 17:33:24
"A fortress circumvented ceases to be an obstacle. A fortress destroyed ceases to be a threat. Never forget the difference"-Leman Russ
If you see the Wolf Scout he's the distraction...
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2009/06/03 17:46:20
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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Unbalanced Fanatic
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You know what. That Greater Deamon Of Khorne's a right poof.
'That commissar would miss in a summary execution' "Let's find out shall we"
The OC-D
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/03 17:50:28
DT:90SGM+B++I+Pw40k04#+D++A++/areWD315R+t(M)DM+
4000 points of Cadian 33rd
English and Proud
http://forum.emergency-planet.com/ The other foum I post on
Playstation 3 Player
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons" - Douglas MacArthur. |
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2009/06/03 17:52:30
Subject: Best last words.
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Indiana
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"I bet Abaddon has the smallest wiener in the company." - Loken
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2009/06/03 18:13:45
Subject: Best last words.
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Hooded Inquisitorial Interrogator
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Oh Yeah, Mr Commissar!!!!
Let me tell you what you can do with your fetching Emp....
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 If I was vain I would list stuff to make me sound good here. I decline. It's just a game after all.
House Rule -A common use of the term is to signify a deviation of game play from the official rules.
Do you allow Forgeworld 40k approved models and armies? |
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2009/06/03 19:58:59
Subject: Best last words.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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"Sarge, where's your torso gone? All I see is a pair of legs and a gaping Tyranid's maw."
"Lads, you tried the cunnin' 'big spiky red armour disguise' on me LAST halloween!"
sA
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/06/03 20:00:43
My Loyalist P&M Log, Irkutsk 24th
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. |
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2009/06/03 21:49:32
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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Battleship Captain
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"They can't catch us, right?"
"No way he can live through that" seconds after the two survivors think they killed me.
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2009/06/03 22:32:20
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Imperial Knight
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"Oh gak! Run away!" said the captain upon seeing the encroaching tide of Tyranids.
"Just this once," replied the commissar. "I agree with you."
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2009/06/03 23:37:10
Subject: Best last words.
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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"Ork kommandos in the jungle, what are they going to do? Jump all nimbly and bimbly from tree to tree and slit our throats. Your stories mate are a piece of GAKKKKKKK!"
Newbie catachan geting killed by ork
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"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose
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2009/06/04 11:18:02
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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Unbalanced Fanatic
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'I heard that Mrs. Commissar is pretty fine...'
The OC-D
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DT:90SGM+B++I+Pw40k04#+D++A++/areWD315R+t(M)DM+
4000 points of Cadian 33rd
English and Proud
http://forum.emergency-planet.com/ The other foum I post on
Playstation 3 Player
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons" - Douglas MacArthur. |
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2009/06/04 11:58:39
Subject: Best last words.
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Krazy Grot Kutta Driva
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- Grot bomb pilot
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2009/06/04 16:02:03
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte
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Look this planet is deserted. There is nothing to worry about. What do you think is going to happen, a load of skeletal, metallic things are going to emerge from some underground tomb or something?
I hear Angron is at home getting in touch with his feminine side
Phew! I heard everyone got massacred at Big Toof River, thank the Emperor I decided to stay at Glazer's Creek.
You know those drop pods look quite big from underneath.
Funny thing is the closer it gets the more it looks like a Gretchin riding a missile
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~2100 pts
~2400 pts (Paladins, not imperial fist or gryphons!)
