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2009/06/11 05:53:09
Subject: Calling in sick from work- "I was abducted by aliens!"
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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hey i was actually abducted by aliens
it was fun
they forced me to breed with there women
then spacde wolves showed up and drank all the beer
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/06/11 05:58:31
Subject: Calling in sick from work- "I was abducted by aliens!"
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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If aliens didn't show up at Y2K, they'll never show up.
They probably all have wangs, too. I'm pretty sure space is just one big sausagefest.
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/06/11 06:22:52
Subject: Calling in sick from work- "I was abducted by aliens!"
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
Saltillo, MS
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Deadshane1 wrote:Deff Dread red Edition wrote:I think things such as UFO's,ghost and things that go bump in the night are real
Allegedly, at least there is actual visual evidence of UFO's with several corroborating witnesses. (like the recent sightings in Arizona, WTF was THAT all about?)
The ones where they were flying in a delta formation about ten years ago?
That was reflections of light from a weather balloon.
No, I confess. A friend of mine is an accountant in the Air Force, he's in charge of budgeting the secret money projects near Area 51 (or the base nearby that semi-ficitious place). (Even the Mafia has accountants)
He told me they were some experimental stealth aircraft testing some new software. They did it in semi-daylight in public to zing the Russians and other countries to make sure they knew we were still doing new stuff.
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2009/06/11 08:32:47
Subject: Calling in sick from work- "I was abducted by aliens!"
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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LunaHound wrote:*Puts on rubber gloves.
K lets check for anal probe?
You're not fooling me with that. Not again, anyway.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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2009/06/11 18:19:44
Subject: Calling in sick from work- "I was abducted by aliens!"
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Orkestra wrote:If aliens didn't show up at Y2K, they'll never show up.
They probably all have wangs, too. I'm pretty sure space is just one big sausagefest.
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2009/06/12 02:23:02
Subject: Calling in sick from work- "I was abducted by aliens!"
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Fixture of Dakka
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I heard a Mexican child of the age of 45 say he was sorry he kissed the tw0n pig.
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