If you had a $400 games workshop gift card...

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**Makaleth**

we really have fallen far when this comes up...

Probably would cry...
$400 goes almost no where is actual Australian GW Stores...

Um,
4 landraiders!! That's it!!

**sons of lorgar**

Yes, this is just wishful thinking, but not as wishful as when halo3uber and I discussed what we would do with 100bil... now that was crazy.

**Saldiven**

H.B.M.C. wrote:I'd sell it to you for $350 and then go buy more than $400 worth of stuff elsewhere.

Man, you stole what I was gonna say. Though, I'd probably use the cash for a helluva good time at a "gentleman's club."

**avantgarde**

I'd buy Death Korps, burn them and make a youtube video about it so I can laugh as nerds spazz out due to rage.

Serious answer: GW Hobby hookers and GW scenic blow. (pending release)

**Mattlov**

See if I can use it at Forge World and buy half a Titan.

**barlio**

Probably a bunch of Chimeras, a couple of Hellhound kits, and a couple Valks. Round out my paints and get some new brushes.

Either that or 4 Terminator boxes and 4 landraiders (Just because I can).

**combatmedic**

3 Stompas and a Baneblade (to Orkify)

**Oshova**

Duce wrote:
Oshova wrote:Yeah . . . the only bad thing with working for GW is having to put up with small children . . . but other than that I get to make Leman Russes, paint up scenery, take slaves for my Dark Eldar, and generally have fun =]

Do you mean take slaves as in from the shelves, or take slaves as in drag the kids left there by parents into your minions army in real life where they toil over your painting stations doing your army for you under a layer of thick smog and whipped by small men with beards?

Now THAT'S and idea! Then my marine army would be painted in double quick time. But I might possibly lose my job . . . that would kinda suck . . . lol

**chaos0xomega**

I'd ask if I can use it at Forgeworld.

H.B.M.C. wrote:I'd sell it to you for $350 and then go buy more than $400 worth of stuff elsewhere.

This is win.

**Crazy_Carnifex**

6 Carnifex's. I would then go buy 5 More for my 2k point planetstrike army.

**with an iron fist**

Blightdron wrote:I'd buy a GW store worker.

And beat him senseless.

Cheers,

Jack

what's you going to do with the other $399.99?

**Sister_Lucy**

Let's see I would buy,

Witch Hunter Inquisitor Lord & Retinue $45
Inquisitor Lord Karamazov on the Throne of Judgement $50
2 x Witch Hunters Penitent Engine $70
2 x Battle Sister with Multi-Melta $26.50
2 x Battle Sister with Heavy Flamer $26.50
2 x Battle Sister with Melta Gun 1 $16.50

Then for my Black Templar WitchHunters expansion
2 x Space Marine Tactical Squad $70
Codex: Black Templars $22
Black Templars Chapter Upgrade $30
Space Marine Land Raider $57.75

Final total $414.25

So i would have to throw in some of my own pocket change.

**Demogerg**

I would get my Genestealer army done, (about $150 in stealers) then wait untill the new SW dex comes out and splurge on new marines.

**Dez**

MegaNobz.

**Cryonicleech**

Hmmm......

Orc/Chaos Marine Stuff.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Can you say 3 Battlewagons and 2 Giants Plus a Wyvern??

**SagesStone**

Duce wrote:
Oshova wrote:Yeah . . . the only bad thing with working for GW is having to put up with small children . . . but other than that I get to make Leman Russes, paint up scenery, take slaves for my Dark Eldar, and generally have fun =]

Do you mean take slaves as in from the shelves, or take slaves as in drag the kids left there by parents into your minions army in real life where they toil over your painting stations doing your army for you under a layer of thick smog and whipped by small men with beards?

**Marauder**

I would finish my Deamon army as it's on the back burner right now.

**CF Scout**

2 more razorbacks.
3 Drop Pods
1 Ironclad Dreadnought
3 Landspeeders
1 Squad of Iron Hands for Bionic Parts
4 Scout Bikers

Total $396.25

**FITZZ**

If acceptable at FW, I'd get a few renegade upgrade kits & a few of the Death Guard upgrade kits as well.
I'd also get a Stompa,as I've been wanting to build/paint one as well as a bunch of IG HW teams/russes and such.
I'd also get alot of new paint,brushes,supplies as I'm running low on every thing.

**CajunMan550**

4 more drop pods another valk and leman russes. Either that or buy random gak and sell it to get cash then spend the money on pop rocks and beer.

**jp400**

I would spend 200 of it and make someone at GW Fix the damn Guard Codex...

I would then spend the other 200 of it and make that same person at GW Fix the damn Chaos Codex...

.....

PROFIT!

**MrGiggles**

2 Boxes of Nuns with Guns
2 Immolators
5 Rhinos

And

Sales Tax!!!!!

Actually, I think I'd still wind up kicking in about twelve bucks.

**slice of toast**

GW Wash Set
3x Immolaters
IG Codex
PlanetStrike

Dang...I can't really think of anything else! This may be a good thing.

**Marcosuave**

I would go buy 25 Sly Marbos, and the Apoc Rulebook.

After the Painting Frenzy I would then carry them from game store to Game store, in suitcases. once I had tricked people into playing Apoc, I would spend game after game mocking them and their freakishly large templates, and declare moral victory regardless of the thrashing I would no doubt (eventually) receive.

Whatever the outcome, I would shout out the "Give 'em the Axe" Chant, Screaming over anything they attempt to say, until they left the game store...

All of this would be documented on Video by one of my friends for later uploading to the internet.

**karnaeya**

I'd get my soul back.

**I Don't Play the Game**

I would buy 3 sentinels, 2 basilisks, 2 Land Raiders, 1 box of IG shock troops, 1 shadowsword. thats $400 give or take plus tax.

**JohnHwangDD**

$400 GW gift card?

Assuming I can't sell it for $300+, I guess I'd get a dual twin-Turbo Warhound.

**Nyarlathotep**

I think that would almost cover a couple of boxes of Savage Orc Boar Boyz

**Wrexasaur**

I would finish my Eldar army then train them to take down GW. Yes, this should work out nicely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQmxKMiQ5Q8

**two_heads_talking**

Saldiven wrote:
H.B.M.C. wrote:I'd sell it to you for $350 and then go buy more than $400 worth of stuff elsewhere.

Man, you stole what I was gonna say. Though, I'd probably use the cash for a helluva good time at a "gentleman's club."

LOL, for 350, you'd barely make the cover charge.