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2009/07/17 22:04:32
Subject: Re:Riot police raid 30th barbecue because man used Facebook to invite his friends
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:On the Police Dog side of things, I have an Alsatian here called Harley. Harley is a 4th Generation purebred pooch, and has brothers and sisters working for the filth. Sorry, working for the Police.
Now some people get the runt of the litter. Not us. We got the mong of the litter.
But I loves him all the same on account he is a Dog, and Dogs are awesome.
He still has his nads as well, so we're hoping to breed him. Ideally to a genius level bitch so the brainpower levels out. Don't think the Rozzers would be terribly interested in attack Dogs more interested in lying on their backs being dim.
..cause that's their job !
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
2009/07/17 22:06:35
Subject: Riot police raid 30th barbecue because man used Facebook to invite his friends
Kilkrazy wrote:It's like a meat torpedo or something.
In the UK it is illegal to play music with over 120 BPM outside if there are more than three people present.
When Zantar, Master of the Pit! practices his marumba or vibrophone, you can hear it down the block from inside the house.
MDG dumb dogs are better. I had a very smart pit bull once who took to eating things when bored: like furniture, doorknobs, walls.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2009/07/17 22:24:26
Subject: Re:Riot police raid 30th barbecue because man used Facebook to invite his friends
So...the definition of smart in the USA is being able to eat a wall ?
That explains all those eating contests you hold !
We saw them as some primitive display of territorial pissing, when in actuality they are the first rounds of your elections.
This actually explains a lot of things for us dern furreners.
...
I'm still tickled by the fact that you have realised the original story is clearly a fake as any such barbecue ( it's actually spelt with a q... but that could just be our love of lines ..geddit !) would of course have been rained off.
And neither the babylon or criminals go out in the rain. Hence why we only have 4 days of crime per annum.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
2009/07/17 22:27:42
Subject: Riot police raid 30th barbecue because man used Facebook to invite his friends
Kilkrazy wrote:It's like a meat torpedo or something.
In the UK it is illegal to play music with over 120 BPM outside if there are more than three people present.
Even if all 3 of them are deaf? I can't imagine them minding much if that were the case.
This is some funny stuff though, all the images are cracking me up. Anyone seen the guy get shot in the face with a can of teargas (on purpose) ? There are some stupid/ messed up police out there, but this seem to be a problem with central intelligence... hello Q? Your research has proven to be wrong, and your silly vest invention has officially tried to kill me 3 times.
2009/07/17 23:21:30
Subject: Re:Riot police raid 30th barbecue because man used Facebook to invite his friends
feth no, I wouldn't hug him if he was Jessica Alba lathered in chocolate and cream.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/07/22 13:28:20
Subject: Riot police raid 30th barbecue because man used Facebook to invite his friends
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2009/07/22 13:51:20
Subject: Riot police raid 30th barbecue because man used Facebook to invite his friends
Cheese Elemental wrote:Jessica Alba lathered in chocolate and cream.
I'll see Jessica Alba lathered in chocolate and cream and raise you a Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley exploring their feelings in a paddling pool full of tiramasu.
2009/07/22 13:57:44
Subject: Riot police raid 30th barbecue because man used Facebook to invite his friends
Cheese Elemental wrote:Jessica Alba lathered in chocolate and cream.
I'll see Jessica Alba lathered in chocolate and cream and raise you a Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley exploring their feelings in a paddling pool full of tiramasu.
Son, now there's a proposal I can get behind!
When you're young and see a bikini clad hottie walking by
"Damn she's hot."
When you're old
"Damn she's hot. I have to tell the Boy to get her number."
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2009/07/22 14:00:32
Subject: Riot police raid 30th barbecue because man used Facebook to invite his friends
Does She Who Must Be Obeyed know what you post on these forums, Fraz?
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/07/22 14:05:13
Subject: Re:Riot police raid 30th barbecue because man used Facebook to invite his friends
Only that I post on a forum about my little toy soldiers, not what forum it is.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2009/07/22 14:53:35
Subject: Re:Riot police raid 30th barbecue because man used Facebook to invite his friends
It's an imperial commissar from the alternate universe of Brighthammer 40K.
In that universe the Nids are a species of peaceful spacefaring gene scientists whose purpose is to travel the galaxy creating beautiful garden worlds.
The picture is obviously set in the time before humans discovered the true nature of Nids and made peace with them.
-to many points to bother to count.
..geddit !) would of course have been rained off.
