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Cryonicleech wrote:It pisses me off that Obama just doesn't show off the damn certificate. If he's legal, why the feth isn't he saying "Of course I'm legal, you feths! Here's the document!"
According to Colbert tonight, you can find it online. Also, catch this episode (7/28/09) on the rerun if you missed it. He had the moron who started the "movement" on the show. She didn't get the humor at all.
"I wish more people were willing to compare Obama to Nazi Germany."
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx
Sanctjud wrote:It's not just lame... it's Twilight Blood Angels Nipples Lame.
Orkestra wrote:Don't forget to call everyone who doesn't believe the same conspiracy theories as you sheep.
My girlfriend actually lived in a house with a conspiracy theorist for a while. We humored him and watched some of his tapes. Lord were they scary. Not because of the conspiracies they implied, but because of the ABSOLUTE BELIEF people have in these things. Scary man, scary.
Wrong, its Sheeple. I know I get called that about once a week on other, less polite boards with political focus.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Well, if you'd stop wearing the fleece every where, they might stop making the mistake. I don't care if you're old and get cold easily, you're confusing people!
As a rule of thumb, the designers do not hide "easter eggs" in the rules. If clever reading is required to unlock some sort of hidden option, then it is most likely the result of wishful thinking.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake;
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Frazzled wrote:Wrong, its Sheeple. I know I get called that about once a week on other, less polite boards with political focus.
You know you're doing okay when you can get the left wing nutters and the right wing nutters to each call you sheeple in the same thread.
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
Mad Rabbit wrote:This is dumber than most conspiracy theories just because of how little it matters.
Exactly! Thats my opinion on a lot of crap like this!
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lord_sutekh wrote:Well, if you'd stop wearing the fleece every where, they might stop making the mistake. I don't care if you're old and get cold easily, you're confusing people!
Bahhh!!!
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Cryonicleech wrote:It pisses me off that Obama just doesn't show off the damn certificate. If he's legal, why the feth isn't he saying "Of course I'm legal, you feths! Here's the document!"
He no doubt considers that showing the document would simply dignify the nutters by taking them seriously.
True nutters will simply claim the certificate is forged if he does show it.
Yea but it would be way cool if he showed in a public briefing, then whipped out the way cool sunglasses, said a simple, "its cool" and jumped into the helicopter.
Cue Bay building soundtrack to aircraft carrier. Don't forget some baysplosions and Megan Fox sauntering by.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
You know, they had that thing on CNN and they said its not the actual certificate, just a certificate saying that they have the actual birth certificate. I mean it has a lot less information than my birth certificate which had the doctor's name, my birth weight, etc.
Although another conspiracy is the fact that he lived in the phillipines and his parents gave up his american citizenship so that he could go to school their.
Ayah thats second stage conspiracy fallback "yea but they still..."
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
I think when folks like Bill O Reilly and Coulter are saying the claims are spurious and being perpetuated by whack jobs and cranks we can safely ignore them.
The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Cryonicleech wrote:It pisses me off that Obama just doesn't show off the damn certificate. If he's legal, why the feth isn't he saying "Of course I'm legal, you feths! Here's the document!"
It's called presumption of innocence. Obama doesn’t have to prove a damn thing, the burden of evidence lies with the nutcases making these farcical accusations.
By going out of his way to produce a certificate all Obama achieves is to give these losers the satisfaction of getting a response, which in turn would only encourage them to make up even more libelous drivel.
People like them are best ignored.
"And if we've learnt anything over the past 1000 mile retreat it's that Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanisation!"
halonachos wrote:He's quite evil though, we shouldn't trust him.
Now that was funny.
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
If he actually produced a certificate, they'd all just say, 'If he really was genuine, he wouldn't feel the need to produce one! It must be fake! There's a lot that goes on we don't know about out.'
It's far more amusing that he serves a second term, does one helluva job and at the end gives the people a wink at his farewell speech, saying "So yeah.. that certificate was fake all along. So long."
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"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude
In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer
I'd say anything by Spike Lee was the most racist. Blazing Saddles made fun of stereotypes.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Considering the African American main character was easily the smartest guy in the whole film, I don't consider Blazing Saddles to be racist. Just using the 'n-word' a lot doesn't make it racist. It made fun of people for having those mind-sets. Also, you have to consider that it was released in the early 70's, a very different cultural time than present-day America (and even the n-word was perceived differently at that time).
In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer
Any film that has Indians AND Nazi stormtroopers AND a snooty tuxedo and top hat dance routine can only be insane, not racist.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Frazzled wrote:I'd say anything by Spike Lee was the most racist.
More racist that Triumph of the Will or Birth of Nation? Really?
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
-to many points to bother to count.
