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Im planning for it to leak and building with that in mind. Going to be one of those new fangled one piece poly tanks with a double liner around it in a concrete shell (Minus the top so if I have to dig it up in the future im good).

Oh and in the event of the 2012 zombiefest... your more then welcome to camp out.. but you better bring more then just Fajitas!




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P.S.

I for one welcome our new Zombieland Overlords.

I was sold when I saw them baiting the zeds with Banjo music.

Rofl

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The Great State of Texas

Ayah we have tentatively scheduled for Alamo viewing or home DVD where spiritous liquors are readily available.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Nasty Nob






Joplin, Missouri

Slow Zombies: Re-locate to my Uncle's farm and wait it out. He has plenty of weapons, supplies, and materials for defensive measures. Also lives at the top of a small hill and his home should be easy to defend.

Oh-crap fast zombies: Probably same situation, but I don't know if I could make it.

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Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

Zombies don't exist.



Just putting that out there.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Beaverton, OR

I have several zombie escape plans prepped and ready to enact at the first sign of the zombie apocalypse.

*Note: the zombie apocalypse and a simple outbreak are not the same. An outbreak may be contained, in which case I need not fear the end of this world as we know it.

Anyways, first, secure a decent 4 wheel drive vehicle, spare gas cans and a tough trailer if you can find one. Load up as much gas, food, medical supplies as you can find. Then head for sports stores or gun shops and get some decent rifles (the simpler the better, less to go wrong) and as much ammunition as you can find. Also some hand guns if possible (backups are good). If there are some instruction books on gun care, pick one up just in case.

Then head for the hills (literally). Get out of populated areas and head to a more defendable area. An island is a decent idea, but a boat may be hard to come by; let alone one large enough for you, your family/friends, and supplies for same.

Then just wait out to see what happens. Every few months, travel down from your fort or island to see whats around. If you took a radio, scan the channels regularly to see if things calm down or if the zombies die off.

Does that sound real enough? Cause it is.

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Albatross wrote:Zombies don't exist.



Just putting that out there.

Hordes of mindless creatures whos sole purpose is to consume...oooh zombies exsist alright,just not the undead kind....yet.


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Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

Zombies took over my avatar.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

You know,I found it ammusing that,while discussing Zombieland with a buddy of mine at work (no Frazz,you and your Missus arn't the only people chomping at the bit for this movie to come out),my buddy made the comment that he was going to get more ammo for his shotgun and pistol because he " wants to be prepared for when the zombies come".
I laughed and he replied he was serious,I then mentioned this thread,at wich we both had a long discusion on " zombie preperations",it seems that it's not just "dakkites" who feel the urge to prepare for the coming zombie fest.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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dead account

I would put on my Tactical Dreadnought armor and equip my Storm Shield and Thunderhammer and get to work.... then I'd wake up...


Actually... why would you want to defend from something like zombies? What better way to leave this world than to be torn apart by zombies?

I'd climb a high spot and then dive into the mass of zed heads... the question you should be asking is: Cannonball or belly flop?

Also... there's talk of shambling zombies and fast agile zombies... but everyone forgets the sexy lesbian nympho zombies... how would you NOT defend against those?
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






SoCal, USA!

I live in one of the largest metropolitan areas in the world, population approx 15 Million.

I am a pretty good shot, but 15 Million is a very big number. And our gun shops are all urbanized.

Plus, we'll have hordes of Mexican Zombies crossing the border. Sure, they'll all be of the "classic" slow variety, but Mexico City alone will produce 19 Million+, and the drug cartels can't stop them all...

So it's not good, Not good at all.

   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

I hate to be the bearer of bad news,but John...your not gonna make it.


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SoCal, USA!

GAME OVER, MAN, GAME OVER!

   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

I'd load up on homemade explosives. Zombies can't do gak when they're in a dozen bits.

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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Cheese Elemental wrote:I'd load up on homemade explosives. Zombies can't do gak when they're in a dozen bits.


Unless you took out there brains, you'd just have flaming zombies eating you till they decay.

Rethought my plan, and edcided on this.

Gonna head to my school, bust in, get into the rifle teams gun locker, full of .22 long rifles and a gak load of ammo and stay there. A school has plenty of defnse features such as gates, locks, security cameras etc. Also, plenty of exits for fire and stuff.
Obviously the gun locker would be lock, but I should be able to crack it. And given I live in a mostly rural area, I should be okay. Food and water would be a problem, but there are plenty of geese and deer to hunt, plus I could just try and purify the school pool in a worst case. And I'd still always have my sledge, wooden baseball bat and axe on hand.
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Zombie Land. I love zombies. I love woody Haroldson (spelling?) So yea Im drooling waiting for this movie to come out.
And yea John your toast man. I call dibs on his minis when the zombie thing finally fans out
   
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SoCal, USA!

I'll melt my own minis down before I let any of you lot have them!

Nuke 'em from orbit - it's the only way to be sure!

   
 
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