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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/20 12:37:52
Subject: Do you live with a couple? Do they sicken you?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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It can be a big deal if the chick makes extremely loud noises. I lived in a room adjoining a couple once... the girl was very... "vocal" during sex. I honestly had to stop what I was doing and either jack off, making it into a stealth 3 way, or study elsewhere.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/20 17:06:45
Subject: Re:Do you live with a couple? Do they sicken you?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
The ruins of the Palace of Thorns
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Stealth 3-way
Best. Expression. Ever.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/20 17:47:15
Subject: Do you live with a couple? Do they sicken you?
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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I was in a sitaution a bit more severe than the OPs, but along the same lines... Moved into a place with an old friend, things go good for about 6 months, then he gets a new girlfriend who promptly moves in...
she didnt pay rent
she ran the electric bill up to a monthly $400-600
she never cleaned up her mess
she invited her friends over all the time, even her group of male friends when no one else was home...
she had a puppy that would poop all over the floor (and jump up on the table and eat warhammer models)
she would not clean up said dogs poop under any circumstance, I asked her nicely one day, she grabbed a paper towel and set it on top of the poop then left.
she would have parties untill 4 or 5 am every night, and I had to wake up at 6am to go to work.
and worst of all, she didnt respect my friend at all.
basically, I moved out 4 months before the lease was up, I still payed rent, cable, etc. but when the ($600) electric bill came in I told them to feth off. When I came back to get all my stuff for the final move-out, everything in my room was turned upside down, as if someone was going through my room looking for valuables/money. In the move out I lost a TV, a king sized bed, with headboard, matching dresser, two nightstands, 2 other dressers that I was storing for friends, a $600 bicycle, a $500 Lawn-Mower, and lots of small odds and ends. When I returned one day to get my things I was stopped by a gun-owning maniac, and havn't returned or spoken to any of them since.
I have since moved in with another couple who are not total D-bags and everything at my new place has been wonderful.
I guess the point I am trying to make is either you deal with it, or you move out. I choose to move out and got burned pretty hard, so weigh your options carefully.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/20 17:56:32
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/20 19:22:35
Subject: Re:Do you live with a couple? Do they sicken you?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
The ruins of the Palace of Thorns
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Nowhere near that bad for me.
Like I said, I still like them both as people - just sometimes as a couple they are too much. She lost her job today though, so I guess I have to be nice.
I am planning to give them a spare bed from my new place, various other bits and bobs if they want them. It is not hard feelings, just don't want to live with them anymore.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/20 23:51:25
Subject: Re:Do you live with a couple? Do they sicken you?
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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Fifty wrote:Nowhere near that bad for me.
Like I said, I still like them both as people - just sometimes as a couple they are too much. She lost her job today though, so I guess I have to be nice.
I am planning to give them a spare bed from my new place, various other bits and bobs if they want them. It is not hard feelings, just don't want to live with them anymore.
You know what will cheer her up? Comfort 3-way. Just dont cross swords...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/22 07:07:39
Subject: Do you live with a couple? Do they sicken you?
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Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos
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Maybe you should ask if you can tag in like in WWF, WWE, whatever...Wrestling.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/22 11:35:19
Subject: Do you live with a couple? Do they sicken you?
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Plastictrees
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If you want to move out faster, film them, sell it.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason. |
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