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[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

Now let's a get a grip. The last thing we want is to get panicked and start making irreversible decisions--which is to say, exactly what the enemy wants. The more of us we kill among ourselves, the less work for the nasties--and the closer our own souls to the warp. ::shudders:: Let's avail ourselves of the example of the Most Just Majesty and take the time to hear out each man among us. If some won't talk, then we'll put the screws in. If they still won't, no bother to string 'em up as a likely traitor. One way or another, the criminal mind shows itself so be watchful rather than hasty.

   
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

Manchu, you're right! If the God-Emperor and Savior of Mankind had not guided you so, we might have been aidig these... these... monstrosities!
(Once again clapses icon) Thank you, Emperor, for protecting your humble servants from aiding their foes.

   
Made in us
[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

Well, Mekboy, I take it you volunteer. What's your story?

   
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran





Arlington, VA

I see no fault in accusing the suspicious and gauging their response rather than worrying about trying to be civil when heretics intend to kill us in our sleep. If this desire to be upfront in voicing my concerns makes me suspicious of being a traitor to the Emperor, than so be it. However, for all of my anger, my desire to dismantle the robot is only half-hearted... for now. I do not know whether he is a traitor or simply annoying, but I do know I could think clearer without his babbling in the background. In the interest of being thorough, I will rescind my vote until evidence presents itself... or my annoyance level rises.

unvote: DarkLordSeanron

OOC: Nothing personal, DarkLordSeanron... my character just took a dislike to your character for some reason and I decided to run with it.

Check out my blog for bat reps and pics of my Ultramarine Honorguard (Counts as GK) Army!
Howlingmoon wrote:Good on you for finally realizing the scum that is tournament players, Warhammer would really be better off if those mongrels all left to play Warmachine with the rest of the anti-social miscreants.
combatmedic wrote:Im sure the only reason Japan lost WW2 was because the US failed disclose beforehand they had Tactical Nuke special rule.

 
   
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

I am simply a humble servant of the God-Emperor of Mankind. I used to be a hab worker on the planet of Edexus Prime. Then, one day, the Emperor himself came to me in a dream. "Mekboy" he said. "Come to most Holy Terra. Greater things are needed of you!" So I sold everything I owned apart from the clothes on my back and this icon I carry with me, and got myself a travel to Holy Terra on this ship. And now, here I am, amongst you, with nought but my faith to protect me from the evil xenos.

   
Made in us
[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

Faith and reason, Mekboy. Gornall, what about you?

   
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran





Arlington, VA

I am a simple man from the agriworld Taconris. Every 100 years, our planet holds a lottery to pick one individual to travel to Terra and gain inspiration from the pilgrimage. Upon my return, I intend to uplift my people with the tales of the Emperor's magnificance and brilliance of His holy planet. Should I fail in my journey to reach Terra safely and return to home to my people, then at least I hope my efforts to uproot the heresy amongst these travelers will act as proof to my people of the Emperor's divine will for each of us and the need to be willing to sacrifice ourselves for the protection of mankind.

*Steps down off soapbox*

Check out my blog for bat reps and pics of my Ultramarine Honorguard (Counts as GK) Army!
Howlingmoon wrote:Good on you for finally realizing the scum that is tournament players, Warhammer would really be better off if those mongrels all left to play Warmachine with the rest of the anti-social miscreants.
combatmedic wrote:Im sure the only reason Japan lost WW2 was because the US failed disclose beforehand they had Tactical Nuke special rule.

 
   
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Ruthless Rafkin






Glen Burnie, MD

I am fighting for the Rule of His Divine Majesty! How else do you think bullets, shells and tanks get to the front line of His Glorius Wars? My weapons are words and records, but I am no less a part of the Emperor's war effort!

Personally, since the scanners did not work to root out this heresy, I suspect our cogiter friend might not have checked the sensors quite as well as he should have.




-Loki- wrote:
40k is about slamming two slegdehammers together and hoping the other breaks first. Malifaux is about fighting with scalpels trying to hit select areas and hoping you connect more. 
   
Made in us
Ruthless Rafkin






Glen Burnie, MD

(OOC: and I'm off to play a game, so I'll be incommunicado until later today!)



-Loki- wrote:
40k is about slamming two slegdehammers together and hoping the other breaks first. Malifaux is about fighting with scalpels trying to hit select areas and hoping you connect more. 
   
Made in us
Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran





Arlington, VA

OOC: Time for me to be productive also. BBL

Check out my blog for bat reps and pics of my Ultramarine Honorguard (Counts as GK) Army!
Howlingmoon wrote:Good on you for finally realizing the scum that is tournament players, Warhammer would really be better off if those mongrels all left to play Warmachine with the rest of the anti-social miscreants.
combatmedic wrote:Im sure the only reason Japan lost WW2 was because the US failed disclose beforehand they had Tactical Nuke special rule.

 
   
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Fully-charged Electropriest






Glasgow

[agreement] you prove to be most logical Manchu. The logical path is to reveal the seditious elements in our collective.

   
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

May the Emperor (may he be praised) guide our hand in finding these most heretical cultists.

   
Made in gb
Fully-charged Electropriest






Glasgow

(OOC: me for tonight guys ^^ be back on tommorow, and don't panic Gornall, totally realistic relationship between the mechanicum and non-mechanicum ^^ totally cool)

   
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Plastictrees



UK

Now for my story:


I was a mindless thug, a thief, a drunk. But then.....The Most Divine Majesty came to me in a dream.

He said to me "Lord-Loss you most travel to Holy Terra and enrole as a Priest in the The Imperial Church."

So the next day I packed my bags and went to Imperial docks to secure myself a place on a ship to Holy Terra. There I will enrole in the Imperial Church and spend my life, spreading the word of the Almighty.

WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
 
   
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

Lord Loss, I see we are the same. Both of us lead unremarkable lives, untill The Most Glorious Emperor came to us. Now we seek to change our lives by this voyage. Is this not a sign?

   
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

I was born with no arms or legs. I'm going to pray to the Emperor to grant me the wonderful gift of having limbs.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Plastictrees



UK

Orkeosaurus wrote:I was born with no arms or legs. I'm going to pray to the Emperor to grant me the wonderful gift of having limbs.



I hate you


You Always Make me Laugh When Im Drinking And my Drink Goes All Over The Computer Screen

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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
 
   
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[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

Orkeosaurus wrote:I was born with no arms or legs. I'm going to pray to the Emperor to grant me the wonderful gift of having limbs.

::regards the paraplegic with cool suspicions::
So how'd you wind up on this ship? One would think if you could afford an interstellar ride to the very center of all that is Holy, you might fix yourself up with some decent augmetics.

   
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Plastictrees



UK

Im growing suspicous....Orkeo how do you pray with no arms?

WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
 
   
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

I don't need robotic limbs, because I have faith in the Emperor's beneficence. Robotic limbs are the coward's way out.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

I pray with my stubs and/or eyelids.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Solahma






RVA

There's no arguing with that, I suppose. (OOC: I can't wait to see how you and the tech-priest get along.)

   
Made in us
Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran





Arlington, VA

*Slightly taken aback by Orkeosaurus*

May the Emperor grant your prayers soon so that you can use your new limbs to smite His enemies.

Check out my blog for bat reps and pics of my Ultramarine Honorguard (Counts as GK) Army!
Howlingmoon wrote:Good on you for finally realizing the scum that is tournament players, Warhammer would really be better off if those mongrels all left to play Warmachine with the rest of the anti-social miscreants.
combatmedic wrote:Im sure the only reason Japan lost WW2 was because the US failed disclose beforehand they had Tactical Nuke special rule.

 
   
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

Thank you. Emperor Bless!

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

You are truly great in your faith, Orkeosaurus. May you be blessed indeed and may you not fall to the despicable, xenos loving heretics that are no doubt among us. However your story does strike me as somewhat wierd. How did you get by before you came aboard this most holy transport of His Will?

   
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine






Somewhere in the warp

*looks around*
Well I think I should tell you guys my story since were
going to be here for a long time.

I was born on the planet of Gavnid VII. when I was in
my teens I joined the Imperial Guard. I have fought
for our Emperor, bless his name , for 19 years. I was
sent back to my home planet after my right arm was
destroyed by a xeno grenade.
*looks around again*
Anybody want some food?

Alpharius wrote:I absolutely LOVE it when you guys get the Kilkrazy machine fired up! Those women... so darn cute!!!
 
   
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

Airman, truly you are devout, as is shown by your work in the Guard. May the Emperor smile upon you for your slaying of the mutant, the heretic and the xenos. But how can I be sure you aren't a xenos yourself? Surely the Glorious Imperial Guard of the God-Emperor and Savior of mankind is a lifetime's work? Emperor forgive me if I do not know my place, but how can I trust that you are not a traitor out to poison us all?

   
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor







As a natural born Volyan I joined the Illustrious 994th regiment at the age of 16. I fought for the Emperor in the Genestealer insurrection wars and survived against horrors beyond belief. After 40 years of combat against these genestealers my venerated squad of brothers was retired into honorable discharge.

Over these 40 years I have not had any time to spend my meager earnings, and now that my life is nearly spent I have decided to traverse the vast galaxy to the Seat of His most Holy, and visit Holy Terra.

From my experience with these creatures-most-foul I can tell you without a doubt that this murder was by hybrid genestealers, a disgusting mix of human and alien, most likely survivers from the war looking to flee and create a brood elsewhere. An utterly dispicable concept.

THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
DA:80-S+++G+++M++++B++I+Pw40k97#+D++++A++++/fWD199R+++T(S)DM+  
   
Made in us
Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine






Somewhere in the warp

Mekboy wrote:Airman, truly you are devout, as is shown by your work in the Guard. May the Emperor smile upon you for your slaying of the mutant, the heretic and the xenos. But how can I be sure you aren't a xenos yourself? Surely the Glorious Imperial Guard of the God-Emperor and Savior of mankind is a lifetime's work? Emperor forgive me if I do not know my place, but how can I trust that you are not a traitor out to poison us all?

I'm right handed. I can write or shoot anymore.

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Alpharius wrote:I absolutely LOVE it when you guys get the Kilkrazy machine fired up! Those women... so darn cute!!!
 
   
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

Surely if you were devout in your faith, as every guardsmen should be, you would simply have asked for bionics, to continue in your service of the Almighty Go-Emperor?

   
 
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