Resistance is Futile

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**IvanTih**

How is the story going to end,the Imperium will conquer planet,execute a few hundred million folks for heresy and everything will be good.

**Emperors Faithful**

Meh, maybe, maybe not.

**GundamMerc**

*holds necklace with a golden pig's head on the end out* I impeach thee, my savior, to banish these vile demons, so that your children may feast on SPAM for eternity, in the name of the holy SPAM, BEGONE!!!

*the necklace begins to glow a shining pink, then there is a blinding flash and the demons have disappeared back to the warp*

**ShadowAngel159**

**pulls out modified bolter and blows GundamMerc's head off**

**sighs** Heretic....

Oh, and GIVE US MORE OF THIS STORY! OR I WILL SEND MY LEGIONS AGAINST YOU! hahahahaha

**Emperors Faithful**

I'm working on it, I'm working on it! *whinge whinge* *whine whine*

**BOSS_PIMPALOTZ**

NOT FAST ENOUGH!!!

**ShadowAngel159**

Well, while we wait, I say we all go hunt down GundumMerc for worshipping SPAM
Who's with me?! hahahahaha

**GundamMerc**

*runs around like headless chicken*

"Moar-nglugluglug"

*gargling sounds come from GundamMerc's body, which soon transforms into a giant pig made of gold. This pig proceeds to turn ShadowAngel159 into a large piece of SPAM, which is swarmed on by various predators and worshipers of SPAM.*

snort, snort, wheeeeeeeeeeeeh! *destruction follows in the pig's path, with all animals being turned into SPAM, and the plants into bacon*

**ShadowAngel159**

**my true self appears behind GundumMerc** Your piggy powers are no match for my psychic abilities and sacred wargear!
**destroys Gundum with power sword and psychic power**

**GundamMerc**

*GundamMerc teleports onto capital ship as his regular self*

Exterminatus!!!

**BOSS_PIMPALOTZ**

wonders why we have all this asterik orientated acting

**GundamMerc**

asteriks show when an action is taking place.

**ShadowAngel159**

hahahaha okay I'm done attempting to kill the pig boy. Besides, I'm just as much a heretic considering I is Chaos >=)

**Anshal**

O.o nice, will we see some skull taking for the skull lord?

**Emperors Faithful**

Spoiler:

**ComputerGeek01**

I love this so far; the writing style is great. I just hope that all of the SM's don't speak like that it can get a little tedious to read at times.

**Emperors Faithful**

ComputerGeek01 wrote:I love this so far; the writing style is great. I just hope that all of the SM's don't speak like that it can get a little tedious to read at times.

I reckoned that most of the properly inducted marines (the ones with a couple of decades of experience, and are now full-blown battle brothers) wouldn't speak like this, and would use more basic understandable gothic. For the scouts, they are still freshly recruited and I figured they would still be stuck with thier native dialect. Don't know why I made the Scout-Sergeant speak that way though. Will probably edit it out.

**GundamMerc**

When are we going to have an update? I'm getting bored, and we are running out of pigs to sacrifice for moar.

**Emperors Faithful**

When I fething well feel like it!

(PM me for any storyline suggestions or further feedback.

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