Worst/Best shot ever.

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**sniperjolly**

Ok, so this one game I was testing out a 400 pt IG blob horde list. To my luck, someone else was testing lists for combat patrol. With nothing but 'nade mechvets and sentinals. I figured that I could win just by holding objectives, and shure enough, we rolled up capture and control. I placed my objective where he was unable to reach it, on a rooftop, he wasn't so accomidating, so I had to rush up and hope I got something. I had Chenkov and lots of lasguns, maybe I could clog up his tracks or something...
As it turned out, it seemed that it was destined to be a tie, with an invicible sentinal sitting atop one objective and the other surronded by G-men. Then I remembered... Chenkov has a bolt pistol! He proceeds to BOOM-HEADSHOOT the driver, and swamp the objective, with my 1st, last and only shot of the game he single handedly won the game for me.

My most luckey model however, is the Sargent of my least luckey squad. The first game he was in, he single handedly ate the entire assualt squad that ruiened his squad before they could hit back, over the coruse of a few turns and still had enough time to kill three tacs before the game ended. From that day forward, he has done something epic every game, he has never died, and his squad has killed more of it's own members (6) than the enemy (0) and the polietly keeled over. He is a storm trooper with a PW and MBs and he knows no fear. From eating Brezerkers of Khorne as breakfast cereal, to death or glorying a land raider and killing half the transported termies, he never fails. For some reason, I almost never break him out anymore. He was a lighning rod for awesome, Lulz and pure, fresh squeezed win, and there was never a dull moment [\nostalgia]

**Locclo**

Shas'O Dorian wrote:Allow me to tell you all the tale of Super-Gaunt (Old nid dex). Running quickly with his brood they are caught in the fire of some dark reapers. His brood is mowed down to the last and low he is outside synapse range! But fear not for he passes both his morale check & instinctive behavior check. Turning his murderous rage into a tool, he notices the farseer charging right for him at the last minute . . .

Savage combat ensues The farseers strikes out with his spear, but Super-Gaunt dodges easily & retaliates with a viscious bite, finding a weakspot in his armor super-gaunt again wounds the farseer. The farseer, inspired by the presence of the avatar dueling a lictor stays to smite Super-gaunt. Again the farseer strikes out & hits Super-Gaunt with an attack, but it barely scratches his side & Super-Gaunts toughness allows him to continue. With adrenaline pumping super-gaunt lashes out with a claw & what luck he has as the farseer falls, chocking on his own blood.

Super-Gaunts victory would not last however, the avatar, though wounded by the lictor, has triumphed and is headed straight for the zoanthropes. Still angered by the death of his brood Super-gaunt steadies his fleshborer & hits home directly into the avatar causing it to shriek in pain. As the avatar turns around it swipes at Super-Gaunt who has leapt into the air straight toward the avatar.
The avatars attacks miss but Super-Gaunt would not be so forgiving. He lands on the avatars face with teeth & claws of fury, felling the foul being in one swoop. Disheartened by this the dark reapers are unaware of the genestealers charging down their flank . . .

tl;dr I had a Termagaunt brood get shoot down to 1 model, pass its Ld test, get assaulted by a farseer, kill it, Pass an IB test, Shoot & wound an avatar, then assault & kill it

While technically nto my best "Shot" it was the most epic thing I have ever seen in a 40k game. When I have the time I am painting him in a super-man costume so I can tell this story everytime someone says "WFT?"

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...What the feth?

**Emperors Faithful**

A last-man-standing lascannon team (on one wound, mind you) destroyed a monolith.

It's always good when that happens.