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Kanluwen wrote:Well then GES--you know she'll put out!

*Facepalm.* The first post I wrote in this thread, was that some people look better with the lights off, and their clothes on. She is one of them.

Also, even I have standards.

Well you could always take a cue from "The 40 Year Old Virgin".

Get with as many hoodrats and uggos as you can now, and practice practice practice.

Kanluwen wrote:Well you could always take a cue from "The 40 Year Old Virgin".

Get with as many hoodrats and uggos as you can now, and practice practice practice.

Or just wait in a dark alley with a blunt object.

...No. That ends in laws being broken.

Or hilarity.

But mostly laws being broken.

Kanluwen wrote:...No. That ends in laws being broken.

Or hilarity.

But mostly laws being broken.

It depends on whether you have a warped sense of humor like myself.

Warped sense of humor means laughing at terrible, terrible, terrible depths of humanity.

You're not that far along yet

Yeah but I'm getting there.

NOWHERE near it!

Kanluwen wrote:NOWHERE near it!

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME!!!

But in truth I really do have a slightly warped sense of humor.

What were her flaws if I may ask?

Also on the topic of senses of humor.

Let's just say mine is quite similar to Dr Houses.

Shadowbrand wrote:What were her flaws if I may ask?

Also on the topic of senses of humor.

Let's just say mine is quite similar to Dr Houses.

She looked like a much uglier version of Snookie from Jersey Shore. No I don't watch the show. I onl;y watched the clip on youtube where she got cold cocked.

Also, a complete and utter bitch to me for no reason. So to piss her off I just said "Nice Weave. Mine's better though."

Ewwww...........

Nurgle do not want.