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I just got a picture message on my phone, and promptly deleted it. It was of a young woman in one of my classes. Naked.

I will say this. Some people look good naked. Others, should keep the lights off and their clothes on.

If you're wondering why, it looked like she gakked from her c**t.

So from your good friend Golden Eyed Scout, I ask you please, please of the love of GOD! Don't take pictures of yourself naked, or let your girlfriend/boyfriend take pics of you naked.
When you break up, they will send to as many people as possible. Please, please, do everybody a favor. i don't care if your a damned porn star, don't do it.

Thank you,
Golden Eyed Scout.

You always have the best stories GES.

Holy feth.

It is at times both a gift and a curse. But as many friends have told me, though life would be saner, it would be very, very, dull.

I also hate the people at my school for the shear ampunts of stupidity.

"Babe, I wana take a pic of you naked."
"Okay, we're gonna be together 4ever, like in Twilight"
'Yeah whatev, just get naked."

Few months(Hell, prolly weeks) they break up, and send it around.

I have no idea how I got it. Only five people know my phone number. Someone sqeulled.

And I hear of kids getting busted as sex offenders for even having the pics since the subject is usually underage.

Yeah. It ain't never a good idea.

Ci. i deleted the pic ASAP, and THEN posted. i kept my priotiries straight.

Here's a pic of Albatross naked...



Send that next time someone sends you a naked pic.

My buddy just called me. He too got the text.

In a higher resolution. He siad it looks even worse. I'm gonna have bad dreams tonight.

I'm guessing you havn't seen TubGirl GES?

Now that will give you nightmares .

Oh the innocent..

Lord-Loss wrote:I'm guessing you havn't seen TubGirl GES?

Now that will give you nightmares .

Oh the innocent..

I've dedicated a large portion of my time to avoiding such things.

But my friend still tricked me into meatspin.... . I need to go watch someone slaughter a pig to keep those memories where they belong: Locked away.

I dare you to google Tubgirl

I must corrupt you.. Mwhahaha.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:My buddy just called me. He too got the text.

In a higher resolution. He said it looks even worse. I'm gonna have bad dreams tonight.

We really need a thread for fethed up nightmares, because man have I had some good ones I'd share.

Kanluwen wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:My buddy just called me. He too got the text.

In a higher resolution. He said it looks even worse. I'm gonna have bad dreams tonight.

We really need a thread for fethed up nightmares, because man have I had some good ones I'd share.

Qucik! To The OT MOBILE!!

Get to it, Golden! I have important business to attend to for the moment

Kanluwen wrote:Get to it, Golden! I have important business to attend to for the moment

I own the OT. No thread is made without my approval!! (Cocky, yes?)

As for googling tubgirl, I refuse too. I will use all my powers of RAGE!!(ing at twilight) and channel it into never looking at it.

Could be worse..

It could have been a pic of Gwar! Naked rolling on his Faq....

jp400 wrote:Could be worse..

It could have been a pic of Gwar! Naked rolling on his Faq....

my brain AH!

Meh. Parts is parts.

For real fun, ask her not to send them to you again. Instead, ask for a personal showing.

-Unimpressed metal face-

TITS OR GTFO SCOUT!

JohnHwangDD wrote:Meh. Parts is parts.

For real fun, ask her not to send them to you again. Instead, ask for a personal showing.

Do this.

Or you could, you know do the decent thing and have a word with her. Let her know some cretin has seen fit to humiliate her.

Or simply go into pure denial like I would

jp400 wrote:Could be worse..

It could have been a pic of Gwar! Naked rolling on his Faq....

Send me a 6pack and Jervis's Finger and we have a deal!

Gwar! wrote:

jp400 wrote:Could be worse..

It could have been a pic of Gwar! Naked rolling on his Faq....

Send me a 6pack and Jervis's Finger and we have a deal!

Hmmm,what do we get for a 12 pack,Jervis' fingers AND the severed heads of GWs board of directors???

Now you see why I am an antisocial prick. To stop these kinds of things happening to me.

Taktical, y'see ?

Also, I totally agree with you that Twilight sucks. Rawg.

FITZZ wrote:

Gwar! wrote:

jp400 wrote:Could be worse..

It could have been a pic of Gwar! Naked rolling on his Faq....

Send me a 6pack and Jervis's Finger and we have a deal!

Hmmm,what do we get for a 12 pack,Jervis' fingers AND the severed heads of GWs board of directors???

A Video

Gwar! wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Gwar! wrote:

jp400 wrote:Could be worse..

It could have been a pic of Gwar! Naked rolling on his Faq....

Send me a 6pack and Jervis's Finger and we have a deal!

Hmmm,what do we get for a 12 pack,Jervis' fingers AND the severed heads of GWs board of directors???

A Video

Right...I'm off to sharpen my "choppa".

RustyKnight wrote:

JohnHwangDD wrote:Meh. Parts is parts.

For real fun, ask her not to send them to you again. Instead, ask for a personal showing.

Do this.

'Pssst! Hey, I saw a photo of you nekkid! So have a lot of other people. They all have it on their phones! Thought you might wanna know!'

*is kicked in balls*

Ketara wrote:

RustyKnight wrote:

JohnHwangDD wrote:Meh. Parts is parts.

For real fun, ask her not to send them to you again. Instead, ask for a personal showing.

Do this.

'Pssst! Hey, I saw a photo of you nekkid! So have a lot of other people. They all have it on their phones! Thought you might wanna know!'

*is kicked in balls*

That's pretty much how it would go. My buddy and I were the last ones to get it. Which is good, cause people that got it first got suspended, the douche who took it actually got expelled. But the girl in the pic is a whore anyway. Got expelled last year for giving a bj underneath the stairwell.


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Shadowbrand wrote:-Unimpressed metal face-

TITS OR GTFO SCOUT!

Those were just as bad. *Shuddders at memeory of pic*

*Vomits into garbage can for ten minutes, followed by five minutes of dry heaves.*

Well then GES--you know she'll put out!