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My deffkopta's, first turn, always blow up my friends 2 dreadnought's, then get shot down with small arms fire.

My looted wagon has more kills by driving over stuff, then shooting, most of these with DONT PRESS DAT!

My boyz... never.. do.. anything. My warboss usually run's around and does nothing, or runs into typhus and is promptly put in his place.

My friends old vet with the power axe used to always die first (every time) but after I won him in a bet and repainted him (he looked like a red blob , had to soak him in metho) he managed to take apart a daemon prince and a carnifex, as a vet srgnt in cc (in the same game), by himself because the bloodthirster tore apart the rest of his squad. He has now more purity seals than any other model and gets carved every second game without any kills

I have a unit of Dwarf Thunderers who are unaturally accurate whenever they are shooting at my friends Dragon Princes. We've played three games with them and each time they have wiped his Dragon Prince unit out before they got into combat.

In 40k I had a unit of Kamikaze Firewarriors who went landraider hunting. They always killed my brothers landraider with their EMP grenades after which they got raped by Logan who was hiding in the tank.

My stealth team always manages to kill itself jumping out of dangerous terrain and my vespid never seem to scatter when they deep strike. Oh and crisis suits can not wound anything with plasma rifles and I mean never, I have lost count of the ones they have rolled on the to wound chart.

MagickalMemories wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:Another one from me: my bro has a chimera that always blows UP every dreadnaught it comes across..... with its multilazer

Fixed your post

So... funny....

I have a Tactical Squad that really, really hates Orks. They routinely wound with about 70 percent of their attacks, and the Veteran with the Powerfist rarely misses. But just against Orks.

i have one combat squad that will always lose 2 members to fire and then never fail an armor save the rest of the game.

I also have a captain model who will never fail, sweeping advance any unit he fights.


I do notice the best painted model on the table is always dead at the end of the game.

my sternguard sargeant tends to live on long after his squad gets wiped. I usually have him running around peppering squads out of spite

I have a jump pack Chaplain that seems nigh impossible for my opponents to kill. in the hundreds of battles he's had he has been in CC with some nasty units and also shot at by 9-10 str weapons. Each time he always makes his saves and either kills everythign in front of him or manages to get out of harms way.

To this day I can count his actual deaths on a single hand


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I also have two Space Marine scouts armed with missile launchers that when I field them in their squads its a RARITY! that they actually manage to hit anything. The Missile guy in my Devo squad hits almost all the time but those damn scouts never bleeding do!
(however pleased to report that using the 5th Ed rules has meant they DO hit things now, yay!!)

My Captain loves to fluff his hit and wound rolls to kill enemy characters, and it usually ends up being the responsibility of the humble P-Fist sarge to get the job done.

The vindicaire I run is really must be the cousin of Frostreaver's. He is a super trained assassin who apparently has never fired a gun before

My heavy weapon team IG also appear to have issues damaging things. Three out of three lascannons will hit with out an order bonus and then I'll roll all ones and twos so they'll scratch the enemy paint job and call it a day.

In my 7th Galen Capt. Sidewinder (Alrahem) and his platoon (the squads are on foot and blobbed with a commissar) always seems to save the day when they outflank. And the look on my opponent's faces when they do come in

Sergeant Telion (Failion) and his squad of Scout Snipers, after being deployed in 3 games, have still failed to get a single kill.

Henners91 wrote:Sergeant Telion (Failion) and his squad of Scout Snipers, after being deployed in 3 games, have still failed to get a single kill.

That's.......unbelievably......amazing......doh!

Strange my Telion manages to kill the enemy commander almost every time I play him and him n his 9 buddies haven't had a casualty in 8 games, telion has so far claimed 3 marine commanders, 2 chaos lords, 1 Warboss, 1 shas'el (i think the 3 wound one) and farsight himself, next game eldar!

Warboss Wurbuzz ALWAYS comes up on top. He's got too much trophies man, I have him on a Dreadnought-base with a mountain of helmets, weapons, bodyparts and other appropriate trophies. He has never died and I suspect he never will. He have gone head to head with Land Raiders, Carnifexes and even got shot by a Baneblade (twice!) but have never died. The dice just loves him. That said, my Nobz ALWAYS dies instead. One of them even got eaten by a Ripper Swarm... <,<

my fire dragons are a terror... they are my crack suicide squad waveserpent them besides a vechile like a land raider and they destroy it. to be charged by some huge cc unit (one time it was a demon prince and a greater demon) and they somehow survive to kill the creature and walk away... im always in awe.

my dads weirdboy gets himself killed by eadbanger EVERY time... turn 1... in a unit of 30 boyz...