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IG_urban wrote:

Albatross wrote:Vida Guerra

good choice, but kind of a butterface...


and here come the flames...

Emma Watson is, imho, one of the most beautiful women in the world. I am also a fan on Christina Hendrickson, Susan Coffey, Morena Baccarin...mmm and Tina Fey......


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Tina Fey and I are going to get married on top of a mountain....and there will be flutes playing...and garlands..of fresh...herbs....

Vida Guerra...a butterface. good lord man are you blind?

Now,I do understand the attraction to Tina Fey,I find her attractive as well.
I also have had a thing for Janeane Garofalo for over a decade.

no, not blind.



and I never said she was ugly.


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ok ok....ANGLEface more than butterface...

certain angles are good...some...not so much.

IG_urban wrote:no, not blind.



and I never said she was ugly.


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ok ok....ANGLEface more than butterface...

certain angles are good...some...not so much.

At the risk of sounding like an absolute pig...I had probably seen a dozen photos of her before even noticing her face .
However...angles aside,I find her quite atractive.

so do I man! I would insta-snog! There are many angle/butter faces that I would have no qualms about hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing with.

Y'know IG, I really have to agree with you about Tina Fey...she is quite attractive.

AND she is very smart and hilarious. I don't know if you watch 30 Rock, but I have all of the show on DVD. I love her nerd/geek/smartass vibe.


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but since we are scheduled to get married, you will have to find somebody else, I'm sorry, man.

IG_urban wrote:AND she is very smart and hilarious. I don't know if you watch 30 Rock, but I have all of the show on DVD. I love her nerd/geek/smartass vibe.


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but since we are scheduled to get married, you will have to find somebody else, I'm sorry, man.

>sigh<...I suppose I'll have to settle for Vida...hope my girlfriend won't mind.

hmm, that is where it will get tricky...see if you can work out a "time share" type of option.

Some celebrities, actors especially, I don't feel are worth the pay but so long as other people do then more power to them.

Pro athletes normally get their share of the ticket sales pie. The more money a team has allocated to salary, ie salary cap and the more revenue they generate from ticket sales and merchandise the more the team can offer players. Maybe Brett Favres job is a lot safer than that of a cop but if I didn't think he was worth $10M plus per year I wouldn't buy any Vikings merchandise, go to a game, watch them on TV (Vikings do get some rolalty from the networks) or play Madden on my 360.

That's my problem with salary caps. Of course NY and Dallas will get more money than MN. Bigger states so they can afford better players (usually).

IG_urban wrote:hmm, that is where it will get tricky...see if you can work out a "time share" type of option.

Well,"time share" is one option...but personaly I'd be trying for the "bigger bed"route.

even better!

Wait... you looked at Vid Guerra's FACE??!?



I was too busy thinking about 'motorboating' her arse-cheeks to even CONSIDER the fact that she might have a face.

Albatross wrote:Wait... you looked at Vid Guerra's FACE??!?



I was too busy thinking about 'motorboating' her arse-cheeks to even CONSIDER the fact that she might have a face.

Exactly!...as I said,I had seen dozens of photos and videos before even realizing she had a head.

Here Alby,this is for you...NSFW BTW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZoVu4gXFNY

In the last few years or so, my perception of celebrities has totally changed. For quite a few of them, their lifestyles seem to be a cross between the MAD magazine boardgame and a trainwreck. Now, there are a lot of sportsmen and entertainment types who have very quiet personal lives and take those dumptrucks full of money they get and put it back into the economy. A lot of retired Canadian Hockey players own some sort of car dealership or farm equipment lease shop. Tom Hanks has his production company making awesome war movies.

But the real sport is watching the lucky regular schmoe who gets their hands on a pile of cash and then turns their dream into a fething nightmare. Like the winners of reality shows or the Gosselins (Holy Fething space aged trainwreck Batman). People want to be famous for nothing. Let them.

FITZZ wrote:

IG_urban wrote:

Albatross wrote:Vida Guerra

good choice, but kind of a butterface...


and here come the flames...

Emma Watson is, imho, one of the most beautiful women in the world. I am also a fan on Christina Hendrickson, Susan Coffey, Morena Baccarin...mmm and Tina Fey......


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Tina Fey and I are going to get married on top of a mountain....and there will be flutes playing...and garlands..of fresh...herbs....

Vida Guerra...a butterface. good lord man are you blind?

Now,I do understand the attraction to Tina Fey,I find her attractive as well.
I also have had a thing for Janeane Garofalo for over a decade.

GTFO! Ive been saying that for years,(ever since seeing her in cats and dogs) and everytime I mention it people shoot me the weirdest friggin looks. Almost the same looks I get when I say that WaterWorld is one of my fav movies ever.


But I do agree on Vida, shes got an amazingly nice ass and body, but her face looks a bit out of place. That and when she talks, if she didnt ever talk EVER, it would certainly help


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Also yea Tina Fey is smokin. What was this thread about again?

JG. Ugh.

I want the drugs you are on. LOL.

She was mildly cute in Cats and Dogs but looking at her now I'd have to be stone-cold drunk to sleep with her.

Everyone but Simon Pegg and Nick Frost? Over paid. Under worked.

Khornholio wrote:In the last few years or so, my perception of celebrities has totally changed.

After reading this thread my perception of celebrities has changed too.

Fateweaver wrote:JG. Ugh.

I want the drugs you are on. LOL.

She was mildly cute in Cats and Dogs but looking at her now I'd have to be stone-cold drunk to sleep with her.

I think your politics and hers would cancel out any chance of you two "hitting the sheets".
However IMO,she is more than just "mildly cute"...but to each his own and such.

True, she'd open her mouth about O and I'd have to fill it with fist.

FITZZ wrote:

Fateweaver wrote:JG. Ugh.

I want the drugs you are on. LOL.

She was mildly cute in Cats and Dogs but looking at her now I'd have to be stone-cold drunk to sleep with her.

I think your politics and hers would cancel out any chance of you two "hitting the sheets".
However IMO,she is more than just "mildly cute"...but to each his own and such.

Good God, it's Michael Jackson.

Fateweaver wrote:True, she'd open her mouth about O and I'd have to fill it with fist.

Hitting women,even if you dislike their political leanings,is a BIG no-no.

* And of course I realize your not being serious Fate,I may not agree with all of your views,but I doubt your the "woman beater" type.


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Cheese Elemental wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Fateweaver wrote:JG. Ugh.

I want the drugs you are on. LOL.

She was mildly cute in Cats and Dogs but looking at her now I'd have to be stone-cold drunk to sleep with her.

I think your politics and hers would cancel out any chance of you two "hitting the sheets".
However IMO,she is more than just "mildly cute"...but to each his own and such.

Good God, it's Michael Jackson.

Oh pfffft. she can't even moonwalk.

No woman hitting here. That restraining order gaks a bitch and felonies means Fate loses his guns. Fate likes his preciouses.

It's good to see that it wasn't any notion of chivalry that restrained you from striking a fair lady, Fateweaver.

There is that too.

But I can't live up to my image of racist, gun-toting redneck without somehow involving my guns.

@ Fateweaver you could always have my title as the depressed, violent and mentally disturbed teenager.

I'd trade you.

Also I second the notion Emma Watson is hot. And I think the actual "Actor/Singer" Celebs are ok, the ones that are famous for being famous though. Not so much.

You could always have my title as... what's my title?

Guy from the netherlands?

Nothing offensive? Darn.

Shuma's clone?

LOL.