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2010/05/14 14:50:13
Subject: Yo' Primarch Jokes
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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Tim the Biovore wrote:Yo' Primarch is so stupid, he doesn't even deserve a joke about him.
Argh the paradox... 
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Emperor's Faithful wrote
- I would rather the Blood Angels have gone down the darker path of the Flesh Tearers than this new "Awesome Codex McBatnipples". *blegh*
6 Marine Armies and counting...  Why do I do it to myself  ? Someone help me I'm an addict  |
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2010/05/14 18:09:29
Subject: Yo' Primarch Jokes
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
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Yo' Primarch is so dumb he got tank shocked by a parked Land Raider.
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Its simple: overspecialize and you breed in weakness. It's slow death. |
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2010/05/14 18:14:44
Subject: Yo' Primarch Jokes
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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BlueGiant wrote:Yo' Primarch is so dumb he got tank shocked by a parked Land Raider.
Well that's original 
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2010/05/14 19:04:54
Subject: Yo' Primarch Jokes
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:BlueGiant wrote:Yo' Primarch is so dumb he got tank shocked by a parked Land Raider.
Well that's original
no my friend, that is the Power of the Machine spirit!
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In Reference to me:
Emperors Faithful wrote: I'm certainly not going to attract the ire of the crazy-giant-child-eating-chicken-poster
Monster Rain wrote:
DAR just laid down the law so hard I think it broke.
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2010/05/15 07:21:37
Subject: Yo' Primarch Jokes
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Lethal Lhamean
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alexwars1 wrote:Shamans just won the thread. No exceptions.
Thank you thank you, my ego has swollen to spiritual liege proportions.
Actually ADB wrote that over at BnC in case anyone misunderstood.
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2010/05/16 04:42:25
Subject: Re:Yo' Primarch Jokes
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Fighter Ace
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OI! Ya Emprah iz such a grot, 'e's a runty git!
High FIVE!....anyone? 
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2010/05/16 20:43:53
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Charging Dragon Prince
Chicago, IL, U.S.A.
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Yo primarch so scared he look like he pissed his armor. Stupid yellow.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/16 20:44:41
Retroactively applied infallability is its own reward. I wish I knew this years ago. 
I am Red/White
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. |
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2010/06/06 10:17:14
Subject: Yo' Primarch Jokes
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RogueSangre
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Been while, but:
Yo' Primarch so fat, he takes up three Heavy Support slots.
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2010/06/08 14:09:33
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Charging Dragon Prince
Chicago, IL, U.S.A.
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Yo primarch so wingedy, Horus thought he was a chicken and wanted a barbecue
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Retroactively applied infallability is its own reward. I wish I knew this years ago.
I am Red/White
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. |
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2010/06/08 21:57:49
Subject: Yo' Primarch Jokes
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
Rhode Island
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Your primarch so fat he outflanks every board edge at once.
your primarch so fat if he deepstruck it'd be an orbital bombardment
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W/D/L/ A(a= Annihilated beyond doubt)
Orks =44/2/9/2 15k+ pts (assembled/broken)
Black Templar= 4/1/2/1 3k 2k pts (assembled)
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2010/06/09 00:56:12
Subject: Re:Yo' Primarch Jokes
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Yo primarch is soooooo fat that when he was mortally wounded they has to put him in a Warhound titan instead of a Dreadnought.
yo primarch is so fat, he has the Titanic Tread special rule.
yo primarch is so stupid, he used lasguns as disco lights on 80s night.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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