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How about a sign that reads: "No Loitering Arbites take notice"

or

"keep off the grass"

I think there should be a pile of banana's

Xca|iber wrote:A sign saying "Pool closed due to Tactical Genius"

This made me genuinely lol. I'm at work and now have to hide for a few minutes.

the commissars CAP!

hassle free naked chick model?

can of whoop ass

a female orc cheerleader

big mekz custom bike

really killy bomb/nuke?

the dr who telephone booth with daemons warping around it *not lots but a little bit*

a cat. that's rly rly cute

a cripple ig commander *wheel chair or crutches?*

crashed grot plane and pilots try to escape

the emperor on a toilet! or just any wh40k gu yon a toilet

a book that says Creeds tactics, who wouldn't want that!

get out of jail free card!

one ring to rule them all

a sandwich! OMNOMNOMNOM

pedo bear

mudkip?

HULK HANDS or novelty ultramar gauntlets! you too can be just like calgar!

the big red button that says do not push!

treasure chest full of you delights!

job employment form, in the 41st millennium there is only unemployment

a tv! and a beer!

a bottom less pit, what commander would not want to kick their enemy's down b pits like Spartans!

white dwarf issue 001

solid snakes box!

did i mention a cat?

urgh i can go on all night, hope any of these were good