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2010/05/18 00:31:15
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Hey guys I'm entering a contest this weekend where I need to make 5 objective counters 1 dread base and 4 termy bases. Now I want to make them stand out so i think I'm going to try to make them funny and random. Something that'll catch people's eyes Here are a few ideas I've been thinking about: A big can of Ork red paint with paint brushes, blood angels body glitter, Ghazkhull's big pile of teeth etc. I need more though. Anyone wanna offer some fun ideas. Any will be greatly appreciated. Thanks a ton.
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2010/05/18 01:01:42
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Executing Exarch
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How about the Old Chaos Space marines Codex... I can't think of anything a CSM player would want more.
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2010/05/18 01:28:47
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Regular Dakkanaut
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A copy of Space Hulk.
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2010/05/18 01:45:59
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Regular Dakkanaut
The Great White North (Canada)
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Clthomps wrote:How about the Old Chaos Space marines Codex... I can't think of anything a CSM player would want more.
How about a box of Khorne Flakes. Am I right? 
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2010/05/18 02:12:44
Subject: Re:Funny Objectives
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Implacable Skitarii
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how about a little dog house with a white name tag at the entrence labled "Leman Russ" with a dog bone outside and a chain that leads into a dark intearier.(would go good on the dred base )
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You know you're spending too much time on 40k when... you worry about the Gets Hot! rule when turning on a plasma tv. - frightenedfreddie 
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2010/05/18 04:45:05
Subject: Re:Funny Objectives
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Sinewy Scourge
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A small rabbit, with blood all around it, some torn up bits of armour and weapons scattered on the ground and a half buried grenade painted gold.
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2010/05/18 04:59:21
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Rogue Grot Kannon Gunna
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A fully stocked bar.
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2010/05/18 05:00:37
Subject: Funny Objectives
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RogueSangre
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A barrel of Fenrisian Ale with a Space Wolf passed out next to it.
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2010/05/18 05:04:16
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Ship's Officer
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A sign saying "Pool closed due to Tactical Genius"
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2010/05/18 05:11:04
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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Xca|iber wrote:A sign saying "Pool closed due to Tactical Genius"
thats one pretty huge sign if your going to be reading that...
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You love it you slags!
Blood Ravens  1500 pts |
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2010/05/18 05:14:11
Subject: Re:Funny Objectives
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Regular Dakkanaut
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A Tyranid Ripper on a leash tied to a stake.
A box of spikes for the Chaos Space Marines.
A safe with the Dark Angels logo on one side and the word "SECRET!" on the other.
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2010/05/18 06:15:15
Subject: Re:Funny Objectives
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Nimble Pistolier
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Morgrim wrote:A small rabbit, with blood all around it, some torn up bits of armour and weapons scattered on the ground and a half buried grenade painted gold.
LOVE IT!
Monty Python for the win 
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You Can't Have Manslaughter Without Laughter 
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 Empire - W4-D1-L1
DQ:90S++G+++MB--I+Pwhfb05#+D+A--/sWD294R+T(D)DM+
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2010/05/18 07:34:20
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Dakka Veteran
Everywhere I'm not supposed to be.
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A refrigerator with the door open....and only one beer left...
Lord knows I'd be racin my troops to grab it!
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If you need me, I'll be busy wiping the layers of dust off my dice. |
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2010/05/18 08:00:50
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Somewhere in space, close to Beetlejuice
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You could have what looks like an entrance to an underground base with the sig 'DEFINITELY NOT DA ORKY SECRIT BASE!' on it ^^
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2010/05/18 09:58:40
Subject: Re:Funny Objectives
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Have a guy standing on a rock with a flag that says "ours"
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/05/18 10:04:13
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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I've always wanted to make one which was a porta-loo with the door hanging off and a rather grim interior (with a single sheet of loo roll left on the roll), and then perhaps another objective with a full roll of loo paper sitting on top of a rock, or just in the grass You could also make a base which has a book/newspaper on it (something to read in the bog), a gas mask (to combat the smell) and a bog brush (to clean the toilet).
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2010/05/18 11:38:43
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
Crusading deep in the Eastern Fringe.
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A tipped-over RC car.
A company of Space Marines are sent to right it, so their captain can have his fun.
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No pity!
No remorse!
No fear!
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2010/05/18 12:29:14
Subject: Re:Funny Objectives
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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Necroman wrote:A box of spikes for the Chaos Space Marines.
How about something like this, but having a CSM gluing the spikes onto his armour.
Or, a dead and decayed space marine who is about half way through the Codex Astartes (make the book bigger than him or something.
And for my final idea, a golden toliet.
Who wouldn't want a golden toliet?
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I have 2000 points of , called the Crimson Leaves.
I will soon be starting WoC, devoted to 
I have 500 points of , in blueberry and ice cream (light grey and light blue) flavour. From the fictional world Darkheim.
DarkHound wrote:Stop it you. Core has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. Core, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Core has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Core has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. Core has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.
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2010/05/18 12:58:43
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Fresh-Faced New User
Thailand
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The new Dark Eldar codex!
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2010/05/18 13:50:47
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Yellin' Yoof
High Security Prison
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An ork sitting at a desk, with a little sign that says "Grammar class"
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2010/05/18 14:52:49
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Bewitched Vassal of Angmar
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Love these idea's.
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2010/05/18 14:55:07
Subject: Re:Funny Objectives
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Rogue Grot Kannon Gunna
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JSK-Fox wrote:And for my final idea, a golden toliet.
Who wouldn't want a golden toliet?
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2010/05/18 16:23:41
Subject: Re:Funny Objectives
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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I'm loving the porta-loo idea, it's genius
How about modelling a guy called Jake? He's about this bi-*is shot*
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/05/18 16:30:03
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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Model this guy "contains profanity" - which, as we all know, is against forum rules.
- image removed -
Now who wouldn't want that guy to join them
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You love it you slags!
Blood Ravens 1500 pts |
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2010/05/18 16:34:15
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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A deamonette lounging on a bed/couch/floor?
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!" 
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
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2010/05/18 16:49:27
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Krazed Killa Kan
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It's still WIP bit I've got an objective of an ork boy in a chef's hat and apron grilling burgers on a bbq!
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2010/05/18 19:56:03
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation
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Please post some pictures! I crave pictures of funny objectives
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"Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies." --Adrienne Gusoff
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2010/05/18 20:10:43
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Sneaky Kommando
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Make a "Chaos trap" a bag of blood as bait with "For the Blood God"on it with a snare around it and some leaves lightly covering it.
Can of Spam.
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 M: "You are the universe, alpha and omega, the beast with a thousand young, do what thou whilt shall be the whole of the law. NOW GO FORTH AND MUTILATE!!"
 "Samus. That's the only name you'll hear. Samus. It means the end and the Death. Samus. I am Samus. Samus is all around you. Samus is the man beside you. Samus will gnaw upon your bones. Look out! Samus is here."
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2010/05/18 22:16:30
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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a sign that says "free candy!" or "free porn!"
a miniature table on which people are playing a miniature game of 40k.
A ribbon between two poles with a sign that says "finish line"
I like the open bar idea too
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2010/05/18 22:20:45
Subject: Funny Objectives
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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Even better - a non-metal Techmarine!
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I have 2000 points of , called the Crimson Leaves.
I will soon be starting WoC, devoted to
I have 500 points of , in blueberry and ice cream (light grey and light blue) flavour. From the fictional world Darkheim.
DarkHound wrote:Stop it you. Core has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. Core, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Core has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Core has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. Core has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.
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