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The Dreadnote wrote:I raise you River Tam with a gun.
I raise you an entire company of redshirts with phasers. Sure they'll all get wiped out in unique and interesting ways, but that will give Sulu time to sneak around behind her and take out with a judo chop Austin Powers style.
Redshirts, the original meat shields.
Having said that RT is a tasty bag of awesome and she has mental powers among her portfolio of...assets. We never see the full extent but this might be an advantage as well.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Anpu42 wrote:Kirk
He has defeted
-Klingons
-Romulans
-Gorn
-Khan
-Romans
-Nazis
-Gangsters
-Evil Kirk
And I am conviced he could drestroy the Borg when the Borg Queen is hartbrocken after thier evening together and he leaves in the morning giving Scotty time to make the Super Weapon.
Actually...one on one I don't think Kirk has ever lost a fight. It usually takes 3 bad guys to take down The Kirk.
if you're going River Tam then I have to raise you vulcans, who could literally throw her through a wall. plus Scotty would just drink everyone under the table. Even The Kirk cannot equal Scotty's ability to snorf a few hundred gallons of booze. Its a gift he has.
You forget that Mythbusters disproved the Bamboo Cannon from the Gorn episode. This calls his entire record into question.
As to the Ships an crews. Mal and his crew would find a way to Hijack the enterprise, use it in a raid against the federation and would then ditch it and go back to being low profile in the serenity.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Yes but by that time Kirk would have capured the his ship, gone back in time and come back with the Cybe-Dolphin and used him the take back the Enterpise through hacking its mainframe.
On the two occaisions that Kirk fought Spock,
One: Spock was 'under the influence' of local flora and didn't kill Kirk when his rage overrode the chemicals in his system and he returned to his senses.
Two: McCoy drugged Kirk so that Spock wouldn't kill him during an armed combat on Vulcan.
In both these fights, Kirk was overmatched and officially beaten and would have ended with Kirk dead if not for external influences.
Khan was tricked, not "beaten".
The Gangsters were defeated by Scotty and the Enterprise, not Kirk.
Evil Kirk is defeated by fatigue, not Kirk and in fact overpowered 'Good Kirk' twice.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Blah blah he won. How many fist fights did Mal actually win. In the words of our founder, Jane, "what Mal got beat up? thats nothing special."
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Takes a screwdriver vs a sword... gets run through and still wins.....against a better trained fighter. This fight alone proves Mal's 1 on1 abilities.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Ok folks the results are in! It started off fairly close, but in the end Captain Malcolm Reynolds pulled the win! Im sure it was along the lines of a smart assed remark, and a quick draw, with Kirk finding a bullet in his chest. Anywho, enjoy the horribly done picture of a winner!
Anpu42 wrote:Kirk
He has defeted
-Klingons
-Romulans
-Gorn
-Khan
-Romans
-Nazis
-Gangsters
-Evil Kirk
And I am conviced he could drestroy the Borg when the Borg Queen is hartbrocken after thier evening together and he leaves in the morning giving Scotty time to make the Super Weapon.
Actually...one on one I don't think Kirk has ever lost a fight. It usually takes 3 bad guys to take down The Kirk.
if you're going River Tam then I have to raise you vulcans, who could literally throw her through a wall. plus Scotty would just drink everyone under the table. Even The Kirk cannot equal Scotty's ability to snorf a few hundred gallons of booze. Its a gift he has.
You forget that Mythbusters disproved the Bamboo Cannon from the Gorn episode. This calls his entire record into question.
As to the Ships an crews. Mal and his crew would find a way to Hijack the enterprise, use it in a raid against the federation and would then ditch it and go back to being low profile in the serenity.
Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09 
