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Cheesecat wrote:
ShumaGorath wrote:
You asked if he was looking for my acceptance of his name, I indicated that he probably was not.
What do his friends think of it? Lets be real here, he's not trying to get your support for it.


No, actually it appears that I didn't ask that. In fact I asked the opposite.

You tell me. You're the one that used the term in the first place by saying that NORMAL people dont go to jail. So Shuma, tell us, what IS a normal person.
Normal people DO NOT, change their name for essentially no reason (as in this case) to ridiculous strings of words.


No, actually it appears that I didn't say that first. You did. Strike two!

You could save yourself some posts, defending people whom are so imbalanced (as this name suggests) that YOU couldnt possibly have the faintest idea what goes thru their heads.

....I do.


Yeah, I'm sure being a prison guard comes with a complimentary PhD in psychology. Aaaaaaaaaaaand your off the field. 0 for three!


But then he wouldn't get to be an argumentative asshat, Shane!


I thought I told you to go see the better movie?

How about "Inglorious Bastards"?





Never heard of it!

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Not that great, IMO at least.


--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”


 
   
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SlaveToDorkness wrote:But then he wouldn't get to be an argumentative asshat, Shane!


You know what, you're absolutly right...dunno why he isnt on ignore. Fix'd.

Funny, try to make an amusing post about the circus sideshows in the jail and someone has to get all "up in arms" rather than joining the rest of us sensible humans in laughing at the absurdity.

...and it is absurd. Regardless of what he wants to argue. He's not worth the time.

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Fateweaver wrote:Not that great, IMO at least.



It needed better tension breakers, but the cast was great.

You know what, you're absolutly right...dunno why he isnt on ignore. Fix'd.

Funny, try to make an amusing post about the circus sideshows in the jail and someone has to get all "up in arms" rather than joining the rest of us sensible humans in laughing at the absurdity.

...and it is absurd. Regardless of what he wants to argue. He's not worth the time.


I wish I lived in the magic dystopian universe of giant wasps-that-you-can-ride that you live in. The one where I was even the least bit confrontational in my first post. Sadly I live in the one where you blithered until you totally forgot the conversation we were having and started attributing your own posts as mine and started arguing against them (something which I'm still puzzled about).

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United States

This seems like a case of disproportionate response to me. Shuma certainly wasn't aggressive until he himself was attacked, and went to some fairly significant lengths to diffuse the situation. I call over-sensitivity, which is rather ironic given the nature of the thread and the criticism directed at it.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. 
   
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I think it's awesome that the guy was in prison getting mocked by his jailer. That's my favourite part.
   
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The paint dungeon, Arizona

Deadshane1 wrote:

Supreme, Metafizik Electromatic (mispelled to protect the galactically stupid)


Sounds like a name for a Hukked on Fawnix line of sex toys.

Or, maybe he just had to change his slave name to his pimp name. Maybe 'Supreme' is like the new 'Esquire' in the world of the uber cool shizzle pimps.



On a similar note, I used to work at a prison.

The day we received and inmate with the unfortunate name of 'Wang Dong' was like a juvenile celebration of foreign culture and diversity. Imagining the time that dude had in grade school, it was easy to see how he ended up in prison
   
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ShumaGorath wrote:
Fateweaver wrote:Not that great, IMO at least.



It needed better tension breakers, but the cast was great.


Thats a round about way of saying Tarantino wasted a major line up of acting talent on a sub-par movie.

Frankly I would agree with that.

n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.

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Orlanth wrote:
ShumaGorath wrote:
Fateweaver wrote:Not that great, IMO at least.



It needed better tension breakers, but the cast was great.


Thats a round about way of saying Tarantino wasted a major line up of acting talent on a sub-par movie.

Frankly I would agree with that.


It's a Tarantino movie. They live and die on performance, not substance.

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Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction were way better movies. The cast help those but they were just better overall.

--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”


 
   
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Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

There's a guy in the local phonebook with the surname 'Childharmer'.

That's... Unfortunate.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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The Great State of Texas

Sounds like he should have changed his name to CaptainDumbass

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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Nashville, TN

It was probably already taken.

"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"

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Proverbs 18:2

"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.

 warboss wrote:

GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up.


Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.

EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.

Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! 
   
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Manchester, UK

SlaveToDorkness wrote:It was probably already taken.


PM Shuma and check

1500pts

Gwar! wrote:Debate it all you want, I just report what the rules actually say. It's up to others to tie their panties in a Knot. I stopped caring long ago.

 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

I love these random stories you bring to us Shane. Seriously, hilarious. I met a guy like that once while waiting in line at a court house. He too had an incredibly WTF? name. I dunno if its shock, or just the stupid hitting you, but your brain does kindda shut off for a moment. I still like your crossdresser story. Dammit these are funny, BRING US MORE!
   
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SlaveToDorkness wrote:LOL the "slave name" his momma gave him?

Ask Kunta Kinte to pick out a cotton plant from a line-up.


Brilliant!

Albatross wrote:There's a guy in the local phonebook with the surname 'Childharmer'.

That's... Unfortunate.


I hope he's a teacher...



   
 
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