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well it started a long time ago

*screen fades out with the sound of chimes....chiming*

The good mate was getting changed in PE. Now, his boxers popped, and...it unrolled?

Thus, it was exaggerated. It started off as the 2ft wonder. then the 8, and finally the 21ft

Really that all sounds very convient. Im not convinced

HAH! . BALL GAZER!!

I joke ghosty.

Alternateively i could say we had all got absolutely pissed, and decided to compare penis lengths, but thats not the kinda story we tell here on dakka. We stick with the much more innocent tales.

ghosty wrote:Alternateively i could say we had all got absolutely pissed, and decided to compare penis lengths.

Now that's just a little homoerotic.

exactly

So wer'e sticking with the tale of the boxers coming undone.

Or maybe i'll spin a fancifull tale about dragons and a damsel in distress?

Let's just let the sleeping snake lie.

hehe. well played.

I've got a few, most are too rude for here so I'll give you the main two.

De Silver was a name I used for a D'n'D character which has stuck to this day with one group of mates.

When I was in the Army I got the name Bambi, I hate and always have hated heights, whilst doing adventure training in Brecon we were rock climbing, I was fannying about when one of the Corporals yelled out "F*ck me it's like watching f*cking Bambi trying to walk, get on with it you useless c**t". The name stuck.

squilverine wrote:"F*ck me it's like watching f*cking Bambi trying to walk, get on with it you useless c**t". The name stuck.

so your nickname is 'useless c**t?' I'd actively try to get a different name.

My nickname?

'Snake-eyes'.










Not really.

Lol. I nicknamed one of my friends Ass kisser. Because no matter what he does he has to be a kissass in order to get anything done. -.- Bloody Iduiot though compared to someone like me.
Heres another one of my names
Aussie: Australian. Self explaintory.
Cambo Rambo:Rhymes. Got it by playing halo 3 xbox live and took out an entire team by myself using a Energy sword and a sniper rifle.

Asherian Command wrote:Bloody Iduiot though compared to someone like me.

Oh, obviously.

Mine are.
OJ Kid: Got this name from describing how delicious orange juice was.
Little Man: To do with my short height.
Hobbit: Also to do with my height.
Sneezie: One day my PE teacher (who's the most coolest teacher by the way) decided that while versing the Gr.10 girls in soccer that we would hide in the bushes, before they got to the field. Our teacher would bring the girls in front of the bushes and we would jump up and scare them, on his signal. Unfortunately I have allergies to pollen, and was holding in the biggest sneeze, but let out a massive AHH-CHOO!!! Completely ruining the scare, since then the teacher and the students called me "Sneezie".

A couple of my nicknames

K: Because my last name is long and has a lot of letters and people are lazy

Big Man: I'm 6'6" and 275, it doesn't need a lot of explaining.

Alphabet: Also because people are too lazy to figure out how to pronounce my last name.

Smart Kid: Picked this one up in Basic because I was one of the few with two brain cells to rub together. Because of this I got the dubious honor of fitting other people for IBAs and ACHs as well as answering the phone, reading from a script and then running to get a drill sergeant.

The only nickname I can think of is Neo (like from the matrix) from where some friends and I went paintballing. It was me vs. 2 friends as everyone else was out. I just started running and firing, and both of them completely missed me, and I got both of them. So yeah.

Albatross wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Bloody Iduiot though compared to someone like me.

Oh, obviously.

Well thank you nicest comparision that I've had for a while.

Pockets, my nickname is Pockets...

Dnd character, I was a rogue, and was trying to steal stuff on day one for no reason in particular... a very "screw around" group, which I love.

I have even had a few occasional papers with me mentioned, one was even all about me and my nickname!

I am now called Pockets as if it was my name.

At rugby I'm called Cross because its my last name (although half the guys their dont actually know that!)

Asherian Command wrote:

Albatross wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Bloody Iduiot though compared to someone like me.

Oh, obviously.

Well thank you nicest comparision that I've had for a while.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

I was called The BearCat during football season. Defensive lineman. Big, fast, and loved to deliver murderous hits on running/quarterbacks.

My cousin called me Jerbo. Dunno why. ID always go over there and we'd watch Top Gun. It was only after ID realized the extremely gay overtones of that movie when Jerbo kind of ran it's course.

Also, I call my wife Poopsy-woopsy. It enrages her. I call her something much better right before I announce my intentions to go buy a LRBT or the like.

Another nickname.
Mr.Bean: Apparently I look like Mr.bean.